Karen Season
Damn, I wish I were so oppressed that people could be fined 10,000 fucking dollars for calling the cops on me. Seriously, at what point can you give a “community” so many special concessions and perks that describing them as “oppressed” just becomes observably false? I’d say now, if not before my time.
And hey, I thought “Karen” was a misogynist slur used by frogposters who don’t wear their masks in public. What the fuck Shamann? You one of those internet nazis I keep hearing about on Pink News and Salon?
But as much as a vapid woman-hater as this guy clear is, I doubt he actually put a ton of thought into this little vanity project of his. It’s pretty obvious that he just wants his constituency to get away with devaluing the city’s property so his Chinese friends can come in and buy up lots super cheap before they hire private security to gun down all those same rabble-rousers – though I do doubt China even has the capital for that after corona-chan – but does he really think his city has the resources to investigate frivolous calls? San Francisco wants to defund their cops to the point where they can’t even get to people’s calls, so isn’t this kind of redundant? Well, yes and no.
You see, cities manage to stay afloat by fucking the people who are productive in society. If a call is made that can rake the city in a nice little check for $10,000 you better believe that call’s got priority over the rapes and break-ins. “But Scathing…” you likely gasp, “Why would the cops the city is treating like shit comply and enforce this absurd law?” Ah. See, you’re assuming that the good an honest cops aren’t the ones being chased out the door here. Oh, no. The ones that know how to play ball and take their cut will be the only law in these cities were things to go according to plan. The same kind of cops you’ve come to think all this bullshit has been enacted to protest. My sweet, sweet summer child, welcome to game. When you’re governing a bunch of bums and highly educated retards who write food blogs for a living, you say the opposite of what you actually mean. Is it making sense now?
If you want more about Commiefornia’s true intentions here, just see what they did to their Prop. 209; the law that protects against discrimination based on race. I don’t know what the grunts on the ground think they’re fighting for but apparently CHAZ wasn’t enough to convince them of the only outcome available to them. I’d be less than shocked if it passed in that literal fucking shithole that is San Fran, but I am curious how they’d address calls made in Spanish and whether or not the calls get screen for the word “negro”.
And as gloomy as this all sounds, I’m really not that worried about it. Since 2016 things have accelerated to the point of saliency and people don’t like what they’re seeing. The gun control argument is essentially lost at this point and the left lost a goddamn house seat in a blue district. If that’s not an omen of a reckoning for them I don’t know what is.
So please, Karens of the world, go about your business. Karen Lives Matter too.
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