Martin County, Florida: During an execution of a search warrant, a Florida woman, Ariella Messina, asks Local Law Enforcement "not to take my dildo" when they were searching a backpack, verifying that it was hers. It also seems that she forgot that she had illegal substances in the bag as well, along with her coveted vibrator, the officers found a substance that tested positive for meth and muscle relaxants for which she did not have a prescription.

She was arrested on 2 counts of having a controlled substance without a prescription (which is a felony in Florida). It also seems that she was on probation from another arrest in connection of possession of narcotics (court records had shown they were in a locked safe in her residence). The police report is below:

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H/T: Images Courtesy of Instagram and the Smoking Gun (Police Reports).