https://www.naturalnews.com/2020-04-13-state-governments-prohibit-garden-seeds-allows-lotto-tickets.html

If you’ve been following my channel long or hit up any of my socials [links bellow] you’ve probably noted that I am a Michigander. I’m not from this state initially, I was born in the hell-pit formally known as Chicago, Illinois but I grew up here in Michigan. Michigan is my home, and I have no real intention of leaving like so many of my single-minded peers. Which is why I take serious issue with some police-state loving toady bitch trying to wrap the place up as a big gift to herself.

There’s been a lot of talk as of late that Governor Shitmer has been on a kind of shortlist for the presumptive short-bus candidate Biden’s VP, and that Wretched Gretchen wanted to make a big splash to attract attention. Because, you know, nothing says “I’m presidential material” like threatening to arrest people who leave their houses and then suggesting that the lockdown could be extended for an even longer period of time when people come out to tell you you’re look’n a little, uh, insane. But, unfortunately for her she’s not black or brown that doesn’t fly on the left – even though it does.

But more to the real point: Most places are under some degree of lockdown – and to some degree I can get that. There’s been a lot of smokescreen and conflicting reports about Corona-chan since the onset of the pandemic and no politician wants to be the one to have a lax response if they hear from their “advisors” that significant size of their state could croak. Sure. But, as this story suggests, it’s the banning on do-it-yourself items like hardware supplies and seeds – FUCKING SEEDS - that is the most unacceptable and most totalitarian bullshit imaginable.

I see no other possible way to interpret this than as an overt assault on self-sufficiency. On independence – you know, that thing that America’s all about and that control-freaks do everything they can to erase two letters from? How absolutely lobotomized do you have to be to think that keeping people from growing their own food or fixing their toilets is for their own good? Bitch, I have German Chamomile and Lion’s Manes to grow this year, and you say no? I can run out and drink myself into a privateer delirium on rum, but I can’t buy a packet of seeds? Fuck outdoor activity and productivity that could curb lethargy and obesity, right? Threaten people into a state of agoraphobia, that’ll do wonders for people’s health – alcohol and anxiety really kick the immune system into high-gear you know?

Thankfully, despite her hysterics, the people in my state aren’t having this. I’m sure you heard of the protests in Lansing the other day that I really wish I had gone to, but I’m sure I’ll be getting another chance if Shitmer doesn’t drop the iron-fist act. Again, to some extent, I could understand certain measures like social distancing when this virus was more of an unknown quantity. But now we know more: we know that death predications were about as accurate Al Gore’s documentaries.

The Corona-virus is for all intents and purposes, a flu. A flu, like other flus, will probably kill you if you’re old or otherwise unhealthy already. You wanna know why China’s hidden numbers are so high despite their draconian response? Because most people in China aren’t healthy. They have so many respiratory diseases from all the pollution in that country, that getting anything on top of what you have already is probably a death sentence. People in Detroit and Flint are also rather unhealthy for the most part, asthma and obesity are quite prominent. So instead of using the hotspots as an excuse to bring down the whole state - like how one kid with a peanut allergy ruins bag lunches for everyone at school [Matthew] – why not advise only those at greatest risk to self-quarantine and take this whole fiasco as an object-lesson on living healthier lives. You know how many people actually bother to wash their hands after they shit? It’s fucked.

So yeah, Wretched Gretchen’s a budding tyrant and a bitch, shit needs to open up before the riots hit, and people should consider not being fat, asthmatic wastes of semi-functioning organs. Or old. Why do they have to be so old?

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