Coofmander and Chief - [10/4/2020]

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President Trump is going to be fucking FINE.

The exact rate of death for someone in Trump’s age range is spotty – as they all are – but it’s nowhere even near the mid-single digits. And that’s before you consider the fact that he’s the motherfucking president of the United States; meaning that he has access to some crazy Sci-Fi grade drugs and medical equipment. I’d say he has better odds of stroking out from getting blown by Milena. What a way to go.

But, not unexpectedly, the lobotomites from the circle-jerk media and their sneering subscribers have since seized this story and been spewing ill-will and wishes for death. So, it’s basically like every day since he won but, like, more. No doubt they’re still sore about their precious Ginsberg hunching over for the last time last week, and are probably drawing some weird Harry Potter parallel and claiming this is the will of her ghost and that she’s taking him with her or some dumb shit. It’s actually kind of strange how superstitious the party of science has gotten in the last four years. Oh, I can’t wait to see their jilted and dejected faces when Trump walks out of that hospital and back into his office.

Can you imagine it? All the little pinkos so convinced that Trump’s doomed to be a skele-Don, and he just walks out of the hospital like he was just there to piss in a cup? The collective salt-quake might just trigger the San Andres fault line.

So what does this mean for the election? Word going around is that Trump may not be campaigning for the rest of the election season and may not even be able to participate in any of the remaining debates. I’m not sure how likely that is, but let’s assume he’s going to be “bedridden-off” until November 3rd.

Well he can obviously still work; a lot of what he does is over the phone anyway. The Biden camp is probably breathing a sigh of relief over the fact that Glass Joe might have just been handed a “Get Out of an Ass-Kicking Free” card – meaning they can go back to panicking about Pence pumping Harris. And here’s the other thing; if people see Trump and Melania sick but doing well and getting better, that could very well make them more sympathetic. Not only that, but if they see him and all others in his cabinet recover from this limp-dick plague, that could make a lot of people think, “wait a second, is this shit actually that bad?” They will then go to my social media pages and subscribe to my channel, whereupon they will realize, no. Corona has never been as bad as it’s been made up to be. Granted this is the best case scenario – though I maintain that Trump and his absurdly sexy wife will be fine. If Trump dies I’ll eat my belt: because that’s all the food I’ll probably have anyway if the worst happens, which it won’t.

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