Right before I dreamed about Joe Biden getting clubbed in the head, I dreamed that the Biden's were staying at my house, but it wasn't my house.
I remember he was laying on his back in bed, in a bedroom. He was laying sideways in the bed and I was talking to him. He said that he was having problems with his memory. I told him he should try ginko biloba to increase the bloodflow in his brain. He said he had tried it, but it didn't help.
Then I was on the other side of the bed and he had changed positions and was laying normally in bed. I kneeled on the bed and was looking closer at him to see if he was ok, and he grabbed my head and started kissing me. He was slobbering all over me.
I resisted and we both ended up on the floor, but he was not trying to kiss me anymore.
The end.
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