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I'm just gonna say it, I think Gina Carano is a fucking babe. Her titty slipping out in Deadpool had me hard enough to break bedrock. Too bad a sexdoll of her would basically be a T-800.

Gina's been something of a hot topic and only manages to get hotter as time goes on. But the reason I feel the need to bring this very bizarre and completely retarded decision by Disney to light is manifold. For starters let's talk about the Mandalorian. I don't watch it. As much of a catch as Gina is, I can't even catch a whiff of StarWars without flashing back to Episode 9's text-scroll and feeling like I have to puke. As much as I like the idea of expanded universe stories and as much as I think StarWars functions much better as an ongoing television series rather than as movies, I just fucking can't with Disney.

And there's another issue, Disney. A once proud and prominent producer of animated wonders, reduced to gas-lighting, pussy-hat pandering shit-heap. Hell, you could probably make a dynamo out of Walt's grave and he'd keep Disneyland powered himself he's spinning so fast.

But back to Gina.

You see, in Clown World, when people say they want strong, empowered women to take charge, what they're actually saying is that they just what you to repeat that line, make jazz-hands when someone else says it, and then shut the fuck up just in case the next words out of your mouth aren't “strong” or “empowered”. A good little cultist chants the mantra, and nothing more. Thought is a very dangerous think for the hivemind, so let someone else do that for you. Gina doesn't seem to play that game very well, much to the dismay of the collective.

What I think Gina was essentially getting at in that post (that wasn't even hers) is that politics is downstream from culture. Downstream. That's where it should be. So if you ever see water flowing uphill or in a circle, you know that something's not right.

Thankfully, since twitter isn't 100% the vacuous echo-chamber its regulars and moderators are constantly trying to make it with their nebulous TOS and differential enforcement of rules that seem to not exist on some days and are ironclad on others (I think it has to do with moon-cycles or something), there is a sizable reserve force of people there that aren't completely bat-shit insane. #WeLoveCaraDune – Cara Dune being Gina's character on the Mandalorian eclipsed the calls for her exile, but her employment had, at this point, already been terminated. A call that Disney is, hilariously, already feeling the squeeze from as their Disney Plus subscriptions seem to be tanking at the moment. I've seen a few reports floating around that they may be willing to renegotiate her contract, but I doubt she'd be on board with that.

I've also heard it said that she's already signed on with Ben Shapiro of all people to star in a movie?

Wait, what?

Since when does Ben “Why Trump No Bomb Iran” Shapiro make movies? It had better not be one of those cringe-fest religious films. Gina's trying to save her career after all.

But if that doesn't work out, I'm sure she could make a fortune from guys paying to be put into headlock with her thighs. Real easy money right there. Oh, maybe she could get the role of Alcina Dimitrescu in a Resident Evil 8 movie. Oh GAWD yes!

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