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  • Headache And high blood pressure shall be your potion because the more you are fighting me is the more you are going down if you like love me if you like hate me that is your consignments
    Headache And high blood pressure shall be your potion because the more you are fighting me is the more you are going down if you like love me if you like hate me that is your consignments
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  • Bank of England Criticises agency over poor jobs asking workers not to demand pay this issue of uncertainty causes headache for Bank of England rate setters. For example: IT outages, implementation failure of a procedure or process, human error, conduct issues (including fraud), and poor culture.
    Bank of England Criticises agency over poor jobs asking workers not to demand pay this issue of uncertainty causes headache for Bank of England rate setters. For example: IT outages, implementation failure of a procedure or process, human error, conduct issues (including fraud), and poor culture.
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  • https://organiccbdoil.review/cbg-oil/ #1 non-drowsy energizing CBD oil is CBG oil. It is the mother of all CBD oils. Organic CBG Oil in Tinctures, Capsules and Gummies are the best thing to come along for eye health (Glaucoma) Cancer, Anti-Inflammatory, Headache and Hangover relief, Gut and Intestinal health (IBS, IBD, Crohn's, Celiac's, Ulcerative Colitis.) It is also brain and neuroprotective (Alzheimer's, Dementia, Epilepsy, Huntington's, Nervousness, Parkinson's.) It is good as an antibacterial, particularly against Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus Aureus (MRSA.) It is a great pre and post workout supplement because it helps against muscle and joint pain while keeping you focused and alert. #cbg #cannabigerol #cannabinoid #glaucoma #cancer
    https://organiccbdoil.review/cbg-oil/ #1 non-drowsy energizing CBD oil is CBG oil. It is the mother of all CBD oils. Organic CBG Oil in Tinctures, Capsules and Gummies are the best thing to come along for eye health (Glaucoma) Cancer, Anti-Inflammatory, Headache and Hangover relief, Gut and Intestinal health (IBS, IBD, Crohn's, Celiac's, Ulcerative Colitis.) It is also brain and neuroprotective (Alzheimer's, Dementia, Epilepsy, Huntington's, Nervousness, Parkinson's.) It is good as an antibacterial, particularly against Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus Aureus (MRSA.) It is a great pre and post workout supplement because it helps against muscle and joint pain while keeping you focused and alert. #cbg #cannabigerol #cannabinoid #glaucoma #cancer
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  • "Talk To My Lawyers" - Officer Ignores The Facts

    This dipstick could have handled this in 30 seconds!
    "It's a civil issue"

    WHICH IT IS!
    Secondly.... WHY is he standing there "what if'ing" her to death...
    instead of just talking to the contractor?

    And third... you spread rock, gravel, sand or anything else on MY PROPERTY it is MINE! Once you alter the face of my property with it, it's mine!

    This cop is there to intimidate and harass, likely on behalf of either a Jew or a Luciferian, and probably has some kind of government job to

    This will give you a headache.
    She should have told the bitch to "Get a warrant"
    "Talk To My Lawyers" - Officer Ignores The Facts This dipstick could have handled this in 30 seconds! "It's a civil issue" WHICH IT IS! Secondly.... WHY is he standing there "what if'ing" her to death... instead of just talking to the contractor? And third... you spread rock, gravel, sand or anything else on MY PROPERTY it is MINE! Once you alter the face of my property with it, it's mine! This cop is there to intimidate and harass, likely on behalf of either a Jew or a Luciferian, and probably has some kind of government job to This will give you a headache. She should have told the bitch to "Get a warrant"
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  • https://organiccbdoil.review/cbg-oil/ #1 non-drowsy energizing CBD oil is CBG oil. It is the mother of all CBD oils. Organic CBG Oil in Tinctures, Capsules and Gummies are the best thing to come along for eye health (Glaucoma) Cancer, Anti-Inflammatory, Headache and Hangover relief, Gut and Intestinal health (IBS, IBD, Crohn's, Celiac's, Ulcerative Colitis.) It is also brain and neuroprotective (Alzheimer's, Dementia, Epilepsy, Huntington's, Nervousness, Parkinson's.) It is good as an antibacterial, particularly against Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus Aureus (MRSA.) It is a great pre and post workout supplement because it helps against muscle and joint pain while keeping you focused and alert. #cbg #cannabigerol #cannabinoid #glaucoma #cancer
    https://organiccbdoil.review/cbg-oil/ #1 non-drowsy energizing CBD oil is CBG oil. It is the mother of all CBD oils. Organic CBG Oil in Tinctures, Capsules and Gummies are the best thing to come along for eye health (Glaucoma) Cancer, Anti-Inflammatory, Headache and Hangover relief, Gut and Intestinal health (IBS, IBD, Crohn's, Celiac's, Ulcerative Colitis.) It is also brain and neuroprotective (Alzheimer's, Dementia, Epilepsy, Huntington's, Nervousness, Parkinson's.) It is good as an antibacterial, particularly against Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus Aureus (MRSA.) It is a great pre and post workout supplement because it helps against muscle and joint pain while keeping you focused and alert. #cbg #cannabigerol #cannabinoid #glaucoma #cancer
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  • HEY!!! WAKE UP!!!! A MIGRAINE HEADACHE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!!!... BECAUSE, THESE DEADLY "FLAVOR ENHANCERS" ("EXCITOTOXINS"), ARE GOING TO PERMANENTLY DAMAGE YOUR BRAIN, AND THE BRAINS, AND BODIES OF YOU, AND YOUR CHILDREN,.. AND GRANDCHILDREN... LEADING TO SERIOUS NEURO-DEGENERATIVE CHRONIC DISEASES, LIKE BLINDNESS, ALZHEIMER'S, PARKINSON'S, "ALS", "HUNTINGTON'S",. ANXIETY, OBESITY, VIOLENT BEHAVIOR, PANIC ATTACKS, "ADHD", "DEPRESSION," EATING DISORDERS",...AND MANY OTHERS!!!

    Can Artificial Sweeteners or MSG trigger a MIGRAINE?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHYH8M5FPtE&list=TLPQMjMwNjIwMjSfynXaOG8hNg&index=27
    HEY!!! WAKE UP!!!! A MIGRAINE HEADACHE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!!!... BECAUSE, THESE DEADLY "FLAVOR ENHANCERS" ("EXCITOTOXINS"), ARE GOING TO PERMANENTLY DAMAGE YOUR BRAIN, AND THE BRAINS, AND BODIES OF YOU, AND YOUR CHILDREN,.. AND GRANDCHILDREN... LEADING TO SERIOUS NEURO-DEGENERATIVE CHRONIC DISEASES, LIKE BLINDNESS, ALZHEIMER'S, PARKINSON'S, "ALS", "HUNTINGTON'S",. ANXIETY, OBESITY, VIOLENT BEHAVIOR, PANIC ATTACKS, "ADHD", "DEPRESSION," EATING DISORDERS",...AND MANY OTHERS!!! Can Artificial Sweeteners or MSG trigger a MIGRAINE? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHYH8M5FPtE&list=TLPQMjMwNjIwMjSfynXaOG8hNg&index=27
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  • Wow, the bags under my eyes are gone!
    Nov 2, 2023

    Let me start by telling you what I am NOT. I am not a believer. I need to have things proven to me before I believe. I do not do fitness, new age, meditation, yoga-mumbo jumbo. Apologies to those who do, I am sure you benefit greatly from it – it is just not for me.

    I am not someone who exercise. Not at all. I am by far the laziest person you will ever meet. I walk my dogs. Period. I dance salsa. Nothing else. I am not someone who cooks. All my life I have lived off of cookies, cakes, sandwiches and coffee with obscene amounts of sugar in it. I kid you not. I am rather uninterested in food as a whole. Which is why I have troubles with circulation.

    Then why would I ever be BLESSED (because I have come to realize that it is a blessing) to come across such a thing as the BodyStream Dry CO2 bath? Well, my lower back has been punishing me for at least ten years now. I have also developed problems with my lymphatic system and my blood value is far from up to par. I suffer from constant shortage of iron and my hemoglobin values have been known to be so low that at one time my doctor called me, in hysterics, to check that I was not lying passed out and dying on the bathroom floor – and then I got sent straight to the hospital to get a blood transfusion.

    This has resulted in my diet being overhauled by medical experts and my lifestyle turned completely upside down. No lactose, no gluten and absolutely no sugar for the rest of my life. It seems I have indulged enough in those pleasures. Or rather – my body has. And suddenly rearranging my way of living and my way of thinking opened my mind up to being willing to listen to a good friend of mine who is absolutely passionate about Conscious Breathing.

    This passion of hers has brought her to one of the foremost experts in Conscious Breathing in the world, Anders Olsson. He is currently developing the BodyStream which is not yet available for purchase, but he ever so graciously has allowed my friend to conduct a smaller study on subjects she thinks might benefit from its effects. And she thought of me and my chronic back pain, my lymphatic problems and my constantly icy hands – which tells the story of bad blood circulation. She asked me if I wanted to try the suit – and in my new state of mind I agreed.

    AND AM I EVER GLAD THAT I DID!!
     (pic of before and after belly)


    Day 1 – Slept through the whole night

    The BodyStream is a suit you put on, where then all air is sucked out and the suit is filled with carbon dioxide (CO2). Sounds futuristic? It sure looks like a space suit – so yes! Before I got into the suit I received a local massage of my lower back – my nemesis – to warm the muscles up to be even more receptive to the CO2. Then in I went. Air was sucked out, CO2 pumped in. I felt like Violet in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, the little girl with the chewing gum who blows up to a giant, round blueberry. I then lay down comfortably to let the CO2 do its magic.

    A slow, warm, embracing feeling came over me. My hands tingled slightly – as if they all of a sudden were drenched in happiness. After a while I did become a bit dizzy, but that feeling passed. After 30 minutes it was time to leave the soft, warm cocoon of the BodyStream.

    Before going in I tried to fold my body over to touch the floor, to have a specific move to measure if any difference would be noticeable after using the BodyStream. A movement I have been unable to do for at least five odd years. My outstretched hands came no further than halfway down my calves. Directly after leaving the suit I tried again. I was able to bend forward all the way over until my stomach were against my thighs, and my fingers touched the floor! I do not know if I have EVER been able to do that. But in the first minute after the treatment I could.

    That night I slept without even waking up once. Normally I wake up an average of ten times a night, roughly every time I need to change position because every movement is torture. My hips and my back are very, very sore. I slept without waking up even once. Unheard of! I had tears in my eyes.

    Day 2 – Hangover

    I must admit to not actually knowing what a hang-over feels like as I have never been drunk, but I imagine it feels somewhat like I felt the day after the treatment. A constant, gnawing headache and a slight feeling of nausea all day. And yes, I even ended up vomiting. I am not ashamed to admit that I spent most of the day in bed (naturally I was free from work, so I probably would have lingered in bed anyway) under my three dogs watching Netflix. No pain in my lower back at all – but headache and nausea galore… Again, I slept through the night without waking when changing positions.

    Day 3 – The bags under my eyes were GONE!

    I ventured into the bathroom in the morning to have a shower – saw myself in the mirror and nearly fainted! The bags under my eyes were GONE! I have had dark circles and bags under my eyes since I was 13 – now all the puffiness had vanished! The darkness was still visible – but the swollen, puffy under-eye-bags were nowhere to be seen. Like winning the lottery!

    Day 4 – Where has my pain gone?

    Woke up after a painless nights sleep, took the dogs out for a long walk and half-way through, in the middle of the forest I realize I am missing the ever present low-key aching in my back that always rears its ugly head while walking the dogs, nor are my hips complaining. What?

    Day 5 – My “crocodile” skin is soft like a baby’s bottom

    I am vehemently against all things that has to do with putting lotion on. It feels sticky, oily and makes me panic to the extent that the few times I have tried to put lotion on my face or my body I have ended up washing my face or taking a shower, thus undoing the effect of the lotion. As a result of this I end up having legs that seem to have crocodile skin in the winter. Scaly, dry crocodile skin. After the BodyStream treatment however my skin feels soft and supple. Almost like a baby’s bottom.

    I cannot wait to go back for treatment number two! What wonders are yet to come? I already sleep without any pain, my back does not constantly ache and my hips are not sore to the touch. I look more awake, healthy – and dare I say – younger as the puffiness under my eyes is gone. Looking forward to what the continued therapy will bring.

    Victoria Heaps
    47, Translator, Stockholm, Sweden

    CARBOHALER BENEFITS
    * Reduce Mental Stress
    * Slow Down Your Breathing
    * Heal Emotional Wounds
    * Open Up Your Blood Vessels
    * Increase Muscle Strength
    * More Blood To Your Brain
    * Faster Recovery
    * Open Up Your Airways

    * Better Oxygenation
    * Hypoxia Reduction
    * Increased Vasodilation
    * Increased Cerebral Blood Flow
    * Improve Lung Function
    * Improve Recovery Time
    * Stress Reduction
    * Increased CO2 Tolerance

    https://carbogenetics.com/ref/19

    #carbogenetics #carbogen #carbohaler #breathing #consciousbreathing #healing #healthy #injuryrecovery #eyesightimprovement #sportsperformance #superendurance #healthimprovement #calmer #relaxation #peaceofmind #covid #covidrecovery #healfromcovid #epilepsy #epilepsia #fascia #retina #eyes #diseasesymptoms #negativethoughtsimmunity #immunetonegativethoughts #bodystream #painfree
    Wow, the bags under my eyes are gone! Nov 2, 2023 Let me start by telling you what I am NOT. I am not a believer. I need to have things proven to me before I believe. I do not do fitness, new age, meditation, yoga-mumbo jumbo. Apologies to those who do, I am sure you benefit greatly from it – it is just not for me. I am not someone who exercise. Not at all. I am by far the laziest person you will ever meet. I walk my dogs. Period. I dance salsa. Nothing else. I am not someone who cooks. All my life I have lived off of cookies, cakes, sandwiches and coffee with obscene amounts of sugar in it. I kid you not. I am rather uninterested in food as a whole. Which is why I have troubles with circulation. Then why would I ever be BLESSED (because I have come to realize that it is a blessing) to come across such a thing as the BodyStream Dry CO2 bath? Well, my lower back has been punishing me for at least ten years now. I have also developed problems with my lymphatic system and my blood value is far from up to par. I suffer from constant shortage of iron and my hemoglobin values have been known to be so low that at one time my doctor called me, in hysterics, to check that I was not lying passed out and dying on the bathroom floor – and then I got sent straight to the hospital to get a blood transfusion. This has resulted in my diet being overhauled by medical experts and my lifestyle turned completely upside down. No lactose, no gluten and absolutely no sugar for the rest of my life. It seems I have indulged enough in those pleasures. Or rather – my body has. And suddenly rearranging my way of living and my way of thinking opened my mind up to being willing to listen to a good friend of mine who is absolutely passionate about Conscious Breathing. This passion of hers has brought her to one of the foremost experts in Conscious Breathing in the world, Anders Olsson. He is currently developing the BodyStream which is not yet available for purchase, but he ever so graciously has allowed my friend to conduct a smaller study on subjects she thinks might benefit from its effects. And she thought of me and my chronic back pain, my lymphatic problems and my constantly icy hands – which tells the story of bad blood circulation. She asked me if I wanted to try the suit – and in my new state of mind I agreed. AND AM I EVER GLAD THAT I DID!!  (pic of before and after belly) Day 1 – Slept through the whole night The BodyStream is a suit you put on, where then all air is sucked out and the suit is filled with carbon dioxide (CO2). Sounds futuristic? It sure looks like a space suit – so yes! Before I got into the suit I received a local massage of my lower back – my nemesis – to warm the muscles up to be even more receptive to the CO2. Then in I went. Air was sucked out, CO2 pumped in. I felt like Violet in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, the little girl with the chewing gum who blows up to a giant, round blueberry. I then lay down comfortably to let the CO2 do its magic. A slow, warm, embracing feeling came over me. My hands tingled slightly – as if they all of a sudden were drenched in happiness. After a while I did become a bit dizzy, but that feeling passed. After 30 minutes it was time to leave the soft, warm cocoon of the BodyStream. Before going in I tried to fold my body over to touch the floor, to have a specific move to measure if any difference would be noticeable after using the BodyStream. A movement I have been unable to do for at least five odd years. My outstretched hands came no further than halfway down my calves. Directly after leaving the suit I tried again. I was able to bend forward all the way over until my stomach were against my thighs, and my fingers touched the floor! I do not know if I have EVER been able to do that. But in the first minute after the treatment I could. That night I slept without even waking up once. Normally I wake up an average of ten times a night, roughly every time I need to change position because every movement is torture. My hips and my back are very, very sore. I slept without waking up even once. Unheard of! I had tears in my eyes. Day 2 – Hangover I must admit to not actually knowing what a hang-over feels like as I have never been drunk, but I imagine it feels somewhat like I felt the day after the treatment. A constant, gnawing headache and a slight feeling of nausea all day. And yes, I even ended up vomiting. I am not ashamed to admit that I spent most of the day in bed (naturally I was free from work, so I probably would have lingered in bed anyway) under my three dogs watching Netflix. No pain in my lower back at all – but headache and nausea galore… Again, I slept through the night without waking when changing positions. Day 3 – The bags under my eyes were GONE! I ventured into the bathroom in the morning to have a shower – saw myself in the mirror and nearly fainted! The bags under my eyes were GONE! I have had dark circles and bags under my eyes since I was 13 – now all the puffiness had vanished! The darkness was still visible – but the swollen, puffy under-eye-bags were nowhere to be seen. Like winning the lottery! Day 4 – Where has my pain gone? Woke up after a painless nights sleep, took the dogs out for a long walk and half-way through, in the middle of the forest I realize I am missing the ever present low-key aching in my back that always rears its ugly head while walking the dogs, nor are my hips complaining. What? Day 5 – My “crocodile” skin is soft like a baby’s bottom I am vehemently against all things that has to do with putting lotion on. It feels sticky, oily and makes me panic to the extent that the few times I have tried to put lotion on my face or my body I have ended up washing my face or taking a shower, thus undoing the effect of the lotion. As a result of this I end up having legs that seem to have crocodile skin in the winter. Scaly, dry crocodile skin. After the BodyStream treatment however my skin feels soft and supple. Almost like a baby’s bottom. I cannot wait to go back for treatment number two! What wonders are yet to come? I already sleep without any pain, my back does not constantly ache and my hips are not sore to the touch. I look more awake, healthy – and dare I say – younger as the puffiness under my eyes is gone. Looking forward to what the continued therapy will bring. Victoria Heaps 47, Translator, Stockholm, Sweden CARBOHALER BENEFITS * Reduce Mental Stress * Slow Down Your Breathing * Heal Emotional Wounds * Open Up Your Blood Vessels * Increase Muscle Strength * More Blood To Your Brain * Faster Recovery * Open Up Your Airways * Better Oxygenation * Hypoxia Reduction * Increased Vasodilation * Increased Cerebral Blood Flow * Improve Lung Function * Improve Recovery Time * Stress Reduction * Increased CO2 Tolerance 👉 https://carbogenetics.com/ref/19 👈 #carbogenetics #carbogen #carbohaler #breathing #consciousbreathing #healing #healthy #injuryrecovery #eyesightimprovement #sportsperformance #superendurance #healthimprovement #calmer #relaxation #peaceofmind #covid #covidrecovery #healfromcovid #epilepsy #epilepsia #fascia #retina #eyes #diseasesymptoms #negativethoughtsimmunity #immunetonegativethoughts #bodystream #painfree
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  • Subject: Just Passing These On...



    BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT



    These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:





    FREE PUPPIES


    1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.



    FREE PUPPIES.

    Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.


    Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.



    COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.

    Also 1 gay bull for sale.



    JOINING NUDIST COLONY!


    Must sell washer and dryer £100.



    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE

    Worn once by mistake.
 Call Stephanie.



    **** And the WINNER is.... ****

    FOR SALE BY OWNER.


    Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. 
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.

    No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.



    Statement of the Century

    Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly. "If women are so bloody perfect

    at multitasking, How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"




    
Children Are Quick

    
___________________________

    TEACHER: Why are you late?

    STUDENT: Class started before I got here.



    
___________________________


    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?


    JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.




    ___________________________


    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'


    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'


    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
.

    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.


    (I Love this child)



    
___________________________


    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?


    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.


    TEACHER: What are you talking about?

    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.




    ___________________________


    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.


    WINNIE: Me!




    ___________________________


    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

    GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.



    
___________________________


    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.

    Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?


    LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.



    ___________________________


    TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?


    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook.



    
___________________________


    TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?


    CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

    (I want to adopt this kid!!!)




    ___________________________


    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?


    HAROLD: A teacher
    Subject: Just Passing These On... BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE PUPPIES
 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
 Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
 Must sell washer and dryer £100. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE Worn once by mistake.
 Call Stephanie. **** And the WINNER is.... **** FOR SALE BY OWNER.
 Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. 
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything. Statement of the Century Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly. "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?" 
Children Are Quick 
___________________________ TEACHER: Why are you late? STUDENT: Class started before I got here. 
___________________________
 TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
 JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
 ___________________________
 TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
 GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
 TEACHER: No, that's wrong
. GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
 (I Love this child) 
___________________________
 TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
 DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
 TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
 ___________________________
 TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
 WINNIE: Me!
 ___________________________
 TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 
___________________________
 TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
 LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ___________________________
 TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
 SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook. 
___________________________
 TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
 CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!)
 ___________________________
 TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
 HAROLD: A teacher
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  • Beehive ginger, also known as shampoo ginger, is a plant native to Southeast Asia. It is a type of ginger plant that is known for its clusters of small, yellow flowers that resemble beehives. The plant is often used for medicinal purposes and is believed to have anti-inflammatory and analgesic properties. It is also used in traditional medicine to treat a variety of ailments, including headache, nausea, and digestive issues. In addition to its medicinal uses, beehive ginger is also used in the production of perfumes and fragrances. The plant is known for its strong, spicy scent, which is often used in natural shampoo and other personal care products.
    Beehive ginger, also known as shampoo ginger, is a plant native to Southeast Asia. It is a type of ginger plant that is known for its clusters of small, yellow flowers that resemble beehives. The plant is often used for medicinal purposes and is believed to have anti-inflammatory and analgesic properties. It is also used in traditional medicine to treat a variety of ailments, including headache, nausea, and digestive issues. In addition to its medicinal uses, beehive ginger is also used in the production of perfumes and fragrances. The plant is known for its strong, spicy scent, which is often used in natural shampoo and other personal care products.
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