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Jesus’ Blood Found on the Ark of the Covenant! 1,545,719 views Jul 7, 2017 On January 6, 1982, after years of hard labor and excavation permits issued by the Israeli Department of Antiquities, Ron Wyatt crawled into the cave and found the Ark of the Covenant. In this cave there were numerous artifacts from Solomon’s Temple that gave proof to their discovery. Most amazingly there was a dark substance that had dripped out of the ceiling onto the top of the golden lid or Mercy Seat of the Ark of the Covenant. It was in that moment that Ron realized it was Jesus’ blood – His DNA. After multiple tests science has concluded that this dark substance was blood indeed and was unlike any other human blood sample ever tested before. Join Scott Laird and Kevin Fisher from Ark Discovery International as they display replica artifacts found with the Ark of the Covenant and video footage from Ron Wyatt himself. https://youtu.be/B8TRoQk6WUE?si=RJnkivJIVh-EU0sC

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