Remember, Christian conservatives don't steal. Only YOU can prevent liberals.
It also works to leave a sandwich with double Mayo sitting in the sun for 8-12 hours, then throw it in the refrigerator with all the rest of the food. For dessert, put a heaping plate of double chocolate Ex-Lax brownies in the refrigerator. Don't forget to add it to the frosting as well.

P.S. This works. I've already tried it. It won't kill them, it'll just make them wish they were dead.
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THE BEST CHURCH NEWSLETTER BLOOPERS & OTHERS


Be thankful for church people with typewriters These sentences actually appeared in church newsletters or were announced in church services:

1 Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa

2 Announcement in a church bulletin for a national PRAYER & FASTING Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals"

3 The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water" The sermon tonight:"Searching for Jesus"

5 "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house Don't forget your husbands"

6 The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict

7 Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community
8 Smile at someone who is hard to love Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you

9 Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help

10 Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation

11 For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs

12 Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir They need all the help they can get

13 Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons

14 During the absence of our Pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when JF Stubbs supplied our pulpit

15 The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing "Break Forth into Joy"

16 Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church So ends a friendship that began in their school days

17 A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall Music will follow

18 At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice

19 Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones

21 The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 PM Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel

22 Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered

23 Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch

24 The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility

25 Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow

26 The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon

27 This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin

28 Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the BS is done The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday

29 Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM Please use the back door

30 The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy

31 Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church Please use large double door at the side entrance

32 Mrs Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes

33 The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours"

34 Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High"

https://www.theblaze.com/news/skittles-candy-ban-proposal

There is no end to the level of self-righteousness on the part of the Democratic Party \ Global Political Left! It's not a Conspiracy Theory that they are driving humans to being consumers of just insects...except for the Elites.

Notice how they even make it about the phony "white people verus people of color" war they keep pushing at the end. This is nuts!
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A California lawmaker introduced a bill banning additives used in Skittles, jelly beans, Campbell's soup, some bread brands, and more, Cnet and other outlets reported.

"Californians shouldn’t have to worry that the food they buy in their neighborhood grocery store might be full of dangerous additives or toxic chemicals," said California Assemblymember Jesse Gabriel (D) in a press release.

Gabriel is the Chair of the Assembly Committee on Privacy and Consumer Protection.

"This bill will correct for a concerning lack of federal oversight and help protect our kids, public health, and the safety of our food supply," the lawmaker also said of Assembly Bill 418.

If enacted, beloved candies, soups, and breads would become illegal to manufacture or sell in the state. Foods on the chopping block include Skittles, Sour Patch Kids, jelly beans, Trident sugar-free gum, Pez, Hostess desserts, Campbell's soup, Old El Paso queso sauce, certain brands of bread, and more.

The bill would be the first in the United States to ban the use of the named additives in processed foods. Gabriel notes that processed foods and candies containing the substances are "marketed to children, low-income consumers, and communities of color."

PUMPKIN IS FOOD TOO - LA CITROUILLE EST AUSSI DE LA NOURRITURE
1. https://www.bitchute.com/video/HWJKaxF2qcm9/
2. https://ugetube.com/watch/h7ix7GKIVJyVAIw
3. https://newtube.app/user/RenaudBe/kYoBIWD
4. https://tv.gab.com/channel/renaudonemillion/view/635091481c9a9c9594d44221
5. https://rumble.com/v1ot6s9
Pumpkin, it can be eaten too; it's just another big pretty squash that can be used for desserts, soups, spaghetti sauce and other dishes; So don't waste your pumpkins. Small decorative pumpkins have much less taste and I do not recommend those. Pumpkin seeds are good too when washed, salted, dried up a few days, and ever slightly roasted in the end in the oven for a few minutes. Do not use for food, cut out opened dirty pumpkin from the whole Halloween night, and on top with a stinking candle burning inside; food should be perfectly fresh. A good potato peeler, chop chop, and it keeps very well in the freezer.

- Wash whole pumpkin before cutting.
- Cut the tail off around it on the pumpkin at an angle towards the center and pull the plug, holding it with a napkin or glove, as it might have tiny thorns.
- Cut pumpkin in 2 from top to bottom, with a good knife.
- Remove seeds and filaments from inside and keep for later, to wash, salt, dry, and very slightly roast.
- Cut into long quarters of 2 inch(5cm) wide maximum for the potato peeler.
- Peel off the exterior of all quarters, after cut into small pieces. (Example in video)
- Put into containers or bags for the freezer, to use for your next recipes.

La citrouille, ça se mange aussi, ce n'est qu'une belle grosse courge qui peut servir aux desserts, soupes, sauce à spaghetti et autres plats; donc ne gaspillez pas vos citrouilles. Les petites citrouilles décoratives ont beaucoup moins de goût et je ne les recommande pas. Les graines de citrouilles sont bonnes aussi, une fois lavées, salées, séchées quelques jour et même légèrement rôties au fourneau à la fin pour quelques minutes. Ne pas utiliser les citrouilles comme nourriture si coupées, sales et ouvertes toute la soirée d'Halloween, et en plus avec chandelle puante allumée à l'intérieur; Les aliments doivent être parfaitement frais. Épluche patate, coupe coupe, et ça se conserve très bien au congélateur.

- Laver les citrouilles au complet avant de couper.
- Couper la queue par le tour sur la citrouille en angle vers le centre et tirer le bouchon, en le tenant avec une serviette ou gant, car il pourrait y avoir de petites épines.
- Couper la citrouille en 2, de haut en bas, avec un bon couteau.
- Retirer les graines et filaments à l'intérieur et garder pour plus tard, pour laver, saler, sécher et très légèrement rôtir.
- Couper en longs quartiers de 2 pouces (5cm) de large maximum pour l'épluche patate.
- Éplucher la pelure de tous les quartiers, ensuite couper en petits morceaux. (Exemple dans la vidéo)
- Mettre morceaux dans contenants ou sacs et mettre au congélateur, pour utiliser dans vos recettes.

COOKING PLAYLISTS:
1. https://www.bitchute.com/playlist/yPTaevhAgU5D/
2. https://ugetube.com/watch/hfxvlLgs7ZpsKwG/list/FHoIF7fJ3E5EgEo

#Pumpkin #RenaudBe #Cooking #Cuisine #Halloween #Garden #Jardin

Kids in Netherlands Being Fed Bugs in School Lunches to Save the Planet

While you may be glad your children don't attend school in the Netherlands, better keep your eyes open here as well. https://bit.ly/3MHgVoa

Thanks to the World Economic Forum (WEF) and climate crazies, children are being indoctrinated to eat mealworms and insects to save the environment.

Peddled as healthy and sustainable food, 7th grade kids said the mealworms taste like nuts.

Hey, don't complain.

- Not only is this saving the planet but they are all natural and completely organic with no harmful preservatives. (Then again, so is human feces, but I don't think that's on the schedule until 2024.)

"You veel eat bugs and enjoy it!", says Klaus Schwab.

Be sure to clean your plate or you get no cricket bread for dessert btw.

#buglunches #wef #insectprotein #climatechange #globalwarming