Actual Customer Review From a Man on Amazon UK After Using Veet Hair Removal Cream for Men After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. (Sounds kind of gay to me.) Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat. I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types. Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two vegetables. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open, trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering arhhh ooooohhh that feels good ahhh! Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in, it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status, so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect! https://imgflip.com/i/8q0hs3

When Cops Have Nothing Better To Do. Where do these retards come from??? I'll tell you... These are the kids that had their underwear pulled over their heads in school! They were the "hall monitors" that snitched you out in school! They were essentially trained from birth to be anti-social scumbags with a desire to rule over and control others, that is when you are not shooting them or their dog... Maybe break your face when pushing you down with your hands cuffed behind your back in the infamous "Torture Cuffs" which is exactly what they are! These are modern day, #Corporate #Slave handlers! You know... Like the guys in D'Jango! Only they let you roam around the streets and such.... You are a "Free Range N*gger" so to speak! But let there be no doubt, they DO view YOU as beneath them and under their control! And they will gladly end your life because they are cowardly little wimps who have been taught to disregard PUBLIC SAFETY for "Officer Safety" Bi*ch, you did NOT become a Police Officer to "keep yourself safe" You are supposed to be "Protecting and Defending the #Constitution" and the American People's Inalienable human rights! That is your PRIME DIRECTIVE! All that corporate BS comes only AFTER you have protected people's rights! You are scared little punk girls, you whine about "Officer Safety" as you murder another American and shoot his dog, plant evidence, and maybe lie on the report! Then... even when you get caught, you KNOW that your case will be heard by your Corporate Partners in Crime... The #Judiciary and it's corrupt Judges and Prosecutors It's a big club,, and YOU ain't in it! It's about time to shut it down https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEcXkH-ZNto

Potty-mouthed Little Kids reminds me of the 2 parrots in England who had to be removed from the zoo for using the 'N' word and laughing about it.

Justin Trudeau is going to try to make the same defense now. Thanks, Saint Francis High School, for securing the college tuition for those kids. https://redstatenation.com/screenshots-teens-kicked-out-of-elite-catholic-school-for-blackface-get-awarded-1m-by-jury-after-providing-the-receipts-for-the-masks/

Cheating Democrat Installed Demon New York Governor Kathy Hochul thinks “Young black kids growing up in the Bronx… don’t know what the word computer is”. (20 seconds)

Man claims Atrazine (the gender bender chemical) is in the school lunches from Big Mike Obama’s “Healthy, Hunger” free kids school lunches. (1 min, 24 sec) https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/127686 I wouldn't doubt it..

GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK SAYS BLACK KIDS DON'T KNOW WHAT A COMPUTER IS...

PARENTS, TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR KIDS. A LITTLE IMAGINATION IS ONE THING BUT TOTAL STUPIDITY IS ANOTHER..

Ever wondered what happened to Amy Fisher, the teen who almost killed her boyfriend Joey Buttofucco's wife? Well, she did her time, got released, got married, had kids, made a porno (yes, it's still out there, and yes the dark cat found it. And no, you need to find it yourself). Now, she got UGLY. She's only a little older than I am, and in the leaked film, she looks like she's 80. But it's her. Time never treats the wicked well. Remember that folks.

Democrat New York Governor Hochul: “Black Kids In The Bronx Don’t Even Know The Word Computer https://www.infowars.com/posts/democrat-new-york-governor-hochul-black-kids-in-the-bronx-dont-even-know-the-word-computer/