Subject: Just Passing These On... BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE PUPPIES
 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
 Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
 Must sell washer and dryer £100. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE Worn once by mistake.
 Call Stephanie. **** And the WINNER is.... **** FOR SALE BY OWNER.
 Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. 
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything. Statement of the Century Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly. "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?" 
Children Are Quick 
___________________________ TEACHER: Why are you late? STUDENT: Class started before I got here. 
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 TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
 JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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 TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
 GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
 TEACHER: No, that's wrong
. GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
 (I Love this child) 
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 TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
 DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
 TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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 TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
 WINNIE: Me!
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 TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 
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 TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
 LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ___________________________
 TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
 SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook. 
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 TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
 CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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 TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
 HAROLD: A teacher

REBEL CALL: COEXIST! POPE DECLARES "THE TECHNO-HUMAN INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION!" The sooner that you comprehend that the #Pope & the #Vatican represent #Lucifer the better off you'll be! Sure.... "The #Jews" do also... But they are likely under the control of the Vatican, maybe the #Jesuits, or "Knights of Malta" or any of thousands of groups & organizations, Including ALL SECRET SOCIETIES! People don't seem capable of wrapping their heads around the FACT that ALL OF THESE LUCIFERIAN ORGANIZATIONS WORK TOGETHER AGAINST YOU!!! They ALL claim to be "helping mankind" and all are involved in "Philanthropy" which is just a cover story designed to DISTRACT YOU from their #Evil deeds! Wakey Wakey Dorothy! You are NOT in Kansas anymore! You are in Satan's Realm! Just like the bible tried to tell you that you were! KNEEL before, and Praise your Creator... And He'll help you to STAND against the Devil! Isaiah 41: 9 Thou whom I have taken from the ends of the earth, and called thee from the chief men thereof, and said unto thee, Thou art my servant; I have chosen thee, and not cast thee away. 10 Fear thou not; for I am with thee: be not dismayed; for I am thy God: I will strengthen thee; yea, I will help thee; yea, I will uphold thee with the right hand of my righteousness. 11 Behold, all they that were incensed against thee shall be ashamed and confounded: they shall be as nothing; and they that strive with thee shall perish. 12 Thou shalt seek them, and shalt not find them, even them that contended with thee: they that war against thee shall be as nothing, and as a thing of nought. 13 For I the LORD thy God will hold thy right hand, saying unto thee, Fear not; I will help thee. https://www.bitchute.com/video/LiZ0LdPNPA6s/

Gonzalo Lira Exposes Victoria Nuland Gonzalo Ángel Quintilio Lira López ([ɣonˈsalo ˈaŋxel kinˈtiljo ˈlira ˈlopes], February 29, 1968 – January 12, 2024) was a Chilean-American novelist, filmmaker, commentator and self-styled dating coach. He was involved in the manosphere, posting anti-feminist content under the name Coach Red Pill. As a resident of Kharkiv, Ukraine, he vlogged about the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine and was described as spreading Russian disinformation and propaganda. In April 2022, Lira briefly disappeared and claimed to have been detained by the Security Service of Ukraine (SBU). In May 2023 Lira was arrested and charged with producing and publishing material that attempted to justify the ongoing Russian invasion, which is illegal under Ukrainian law. Lira was released on bail, but attempted to flee the country. He was arrested again for violating his bail conditions, and reportedly died of pneumonia in custody on January 12, 2024. It doesn't take a great deal of intelligence to figure out the real cause of death was politically motivated assassination at the behest of Victoria Nuland and her Deep State cronies. To understand Victoria Nuland and her passionate hate against Russia watch this revealing video by Gonzalo Lira, a US citizen who recently died in custody in Ukraine for exposing the lies and motives of those who abused Ukraine as a proxy against Russia. Victoria Nuland, the Undersecretary of State for Political Affairs in the Biden government, was formerly Assistant Secretary of State for European and Eurasian Affairs when Obama was in power. Victoria Nuland, of course, is known for her role in the 2014 coup in Ukraine, and was recently in the news for her embarrassing gaffe over American-funded bioresearch labs in Ukraine. The video by Gonzalo Lira is revealing, because Victoria Nuland has ethnic Russian origins. Why would she be working so hard against her native country then? Put simply, it's revenge. But importantly, the video is about three different people from three consecutive generations of Russians who were motivated by revenge against the government or even the common people of Russia, because of what had been done to their families at the beginning of the twentieth century. https://rumble.com/v4ht4nu-gonzalo-lira-exposes-victoria-nuland-and-the-deep-state.html

THE CIA IS AS EVIL AS THE DAY IS LONG The #CIA is a #Criminal organization... Just like ALL "government" is #Evil people created this thing we call "government," which is actually a corporation, for ONE REASON... So that when these people are caught for their heinous #Crimes, it's the CRIMINALS who are "catching" themselves! They created "government" to ensure that they never face the punishment THEY DESERVE! EVERY JUDGE / PROSECUTOR / POLICE OFFICER / Senator / Congressman etc...... are nothing more than criminals putting on an act, as they commit crimes right under your noses! These people have KEPT YOU OUT OF THE PROCESS OF JUSTICE! This way... THE CRIMINALS THEMSELVES get to pass judgement on THEMSELVES! Government is nothing more than highly organized CRIME! And it's about time people WAKE UP to this FACT! https://www.bitchute.com/video/C06i89FxeNwT/

It's Sunday, June 16, 2024 and this is Day 3163 of the worst government in Canadian history. Justin Trudeau (AKA: Justine Turdeau, and known as being the BASTARD son of Fidel Castro) is the most corrupt non-indicted criminal to hold the office of Prime Minister (DICTATOR) of Canada. #ArrestJustinTrudeau #IllegalUseOfEmergenciesAct #TrudeauWEscandal #JustinTrudeauEthicsScandal #TrudeauCashForAccessScandal #CrimeMinisterJustinTrudeau #Trudeaumustgo #PPEnvy #TrudeauBlackfaceHitler #ExperimentalVaccinesAreDeadly #snclavalinscandal

JIMMY DORE: BOMBSHELL DROPS: ISRAEL WAS IN ON IT! W/ BEN SWANN #Israel controls #Hamas folks! "Hamas" IS Israel! This is nothing more than one more, in a long line of FALSE FLAG "ATTACKS" It's planned, orchestrated, and choreographed #Propaganda This phony "attack" was planned out at least 12 years in advance! ALL anyone has to do to clearly see this for themselves, is to look at the cover of The Economist "A rough guide to Hell" in 2012 where they MOCKED YOU by putting it in your face! I mean "COME ON MAN" Are the people of the world REALLY that stupid? And AS PER USUAL.... Jimmy Dore tells the #Truth about 2 years too late! But at least he eventually tells it! https://www.bitchute.com/video/Vd5RJiEmZpdg/

They Speak in Tongues of Black Fire - Chapel Perilous (Synthwave / Retrowave Montage) https://youtu.be/2VLvPusF4io?si=YT7bwePZeol530vo

I’ve wondered about those 3 lenses. I didn't find anyone brave enough to try this and see for themselves. I only see reposts of this one video. https://conservativeus.com/this-video-exposes-the-mini-eye-on-iphone-big-brother-is-watching-you/

https://medforth.biz/migrants-film-themselves-disrupting-church-service/

Moose calves taking first steps today