Subject: Just Passing These On... BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE PUPPIES
 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
 Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
 Must sell washer and dryer £100. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE Worn once by mistake.
 Call Stephanie. **** And the WINNER is.... **** FOR SALE BY OWNER.
 Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. 
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything. Statement of the Century Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly. "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?" 
Children Are Quick 
___________________________ TEACHER: Why are you late? STUDENT: Class started before I got here. 
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 TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
 JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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 TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
 GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
 TEACHER: No, that's wrong
. GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
 (I Love this child) 
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 TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
 DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
 TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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 TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
 WINNIE: Me!
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 TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 
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 TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
 LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ___________________________
 TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
 SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook. 
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 TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
 CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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 TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
 HAROLD: A teacher

Hiding Behind #Prayer – Revealed https://sonsoflibertymedia.com/hiding-behind-prayer-revealed/

Dear God, I humbly come before you in prayer, expressing deep concerns about the state of our country. I feel that our nation has been taken over by demons who have influenced the elected leaders to prioritize personal gain over the well-being of our people. It saddens me to witness the suffering inflicted upon our women and children, and the disregard for the sanctity of life. It seems that those in power have strayed from the path of righteousness, engaging in actions driven by greed, lust for power, and a lack of empathy. I implore you, Holy Father, to expose the wrongdoing of these individuals and bring their transgressions to light. May the truth be revealed for all to see, and may swift justice be served to those who mock both the governed and You, Father. I pray that you instill courage and bravery in the hearts of all American Patriots, be it man or woman, empowering them to take the necessary actions to restore our country to the glorious gift it once was. If it is Your will, Father, may Your divine intervention guide us toward a brighter future. In the name of Jesus, I offer this prayer to You, knowing that You hear and respond to the cries of Your children. Amen.

The Young Man's Prayer https://web.sermonaudio.com/sermons/67241446182386

80 years ago today... "The hope and prayers of freedom-loving people everywhere march with you." - General Dwight D. Eisenhower Remember and honor them always for without their bravery and sacrifice we would not be free today. 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

Pastor Ken Lawson - #sermon #scripture #scriptures #bible #biblestudy #kjv #kingjamesbible #bibleclass #kjv1611 #faith #religion #Church #Christian - How Does #Prayer 🙏 Work In the #Dispensation of Grace? https://www.youtube.com/live/1f8YAOO4qqg?si=VXeoek7o1C8g-2Jm

Video: A Drive-By History Of America's #Freedom Documents: #Thanksgiving, #Slavery & #GeorgeWashington's Prayers https://rumble.com/v4yegv2-a-drive-by-history-of-americas-freedom-documents-thanksgiving-slavery-and-w.html

https://medforth.biz/france-a-man-of-turkish-origin-knocked-over-a-catholic-cross-with-his-van-after-shouting-allahu-akbar-he-started-an-islamic-prayer-on-the-spot/

JUAN O SAVIN- The Cyber Attacks 2020 and an EMP - Meri Crouley 5 23 2024 https://rumble.com/v4x469z-juan-o-savin-the-cyber-attacks-2020-and-an-emp-meri-crouley-5-23-2024.html Juan with Meri Crouley from Singapore. Here is her channel: https://rumble.com/v4wvqc2-juan-o.-savin-on-iran-emp-kate-middleton-royals-and-who-must-watch.html The manipulation of the Vote and Arrest of Trump is intertwined creating distraction and diversion into the events occurring in Japan and Germany. Now the currency manipulation and a financial "electromagnetic pulse" will be what is really coming. This is a PULSE. Juan talks about Copper, Silver and Gold being the dynamic of the CONTROL. The choke point is about the energy PULSE and movement of Goods and Services. Earthquakes coming in make a "bathtub" effect.. that can destabilize everything! Juan talks about the conversation with comedian George Carlin about the "moose" and the unbelievable Truth. How often have they deceived us? 2001:A Space Odyssey is the Hal Scene that Juan mentioned before. Where Hal9000 ends a mission because of a LIE. Sounds like what happened during the election as seen by Mike Lindall during the Cyber Symposium. Which was just today posted on X.com here. https://x.com/MontanaGeology/status/1793857742622568662 The Prayer at the end is outstanding! And a perfect CROSS. Which we wear not to know but to remember. Narrow is the Gate. The Storm is here.

Wednesday Night Live Show! Pastor Volker Stoeckmann - #sermon #scripture #scriptures #bible #biblestudy #kjv #kingjamesbible #bibleclass #kjv1611 #faith #religion #church #christian - Wednesday Night Bible and Prayer Service, ON Later which will be LIVE at my Internet Radio Station Website, Radio America USA / Philly and Jersey Radio - Starts 6:50 PM Eastern, 5:50 PM Central and 3:50 PM Pacific https://www.radioamericausa.com