• An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
    He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

    'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

    3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

    The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

    An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?' The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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  • New Mayor of Brighton, UK. It seems like a joke but it's not.
    https://files.catbox.moe/21z6ta.png
    New Mayor of Brighton, UK. It seems like a joke but it's not. https://files.catbox.moe/21z6ta.png
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  • https://medforth.biz/is-the-pope-catholic-a-joke-question-becomes-a-serious-one/
    https://medforth.biz/is-the-pope-catholic-a-joke-question-becomes-a-serious-one/
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  • Programmers are ALWAYS the problem, not the AI themselves. This level of bias is truly dangerous.

    This would have been funny if it was a joke!

    https://www.rightjournalism.com/we-asked-chatgpt-claude-ai-and-grok-who-they-would-vote-for-if-they-were-us-citizens/
    Programmers are ALWAYS the problem, not the AI themselves. This level of bias is truly dangerous. This would have been funny if it was a joke! https://www.rightjournalism.com/we-asked-chatgpt-claude-ai-and-grok-who-they-would-vote-for-if-they-were-us-citizens/
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  • Damned, and she's hawt too! Where were all these hawt teachers screwing students when I was a kid? I am so full of jokes.

    All joking aside, the guy is 17. I had sex at 16 with a girl about my age, she was what 17 (what are you going to do, charge the girl? This is ridiculous)... That chick is 24. I could understand if the student was 13 or below. He's almost an adult. The charges should be dropped.

    We as a nation should take a SERIOUS look at the age of consent and reconsider. Most teens are having sex as young as 16. The consent age should be dropped to 16. It's only 2 years until 18, and here in Hawaii, I see teen moms all over the place.

    We don't need pandering, virtue signalling (yes, the right also has virtue signalling assholes) assholes telling us how to run the nation. I'd rather have realistic people doing so.

    Granted, they shouldn't have had sex at school. That was on them. That was inappropriate.

    https://www.westernjournal.com/teacher-run-serious-allegation-facing-15-years-prison-30000-fine/
    Damned, and she's hawt too! Where were all these hawt teachers screwing students when I was a kid? I am so full of jokes. 😂🤣 All joking aside, the guy is 17. I had sex at 16 with a girl about my age, she was what 17 (what are you going to do, charge the girl? This is ridiculous)... That chick is 24. I could understand if the student was 13 or below. He's almost an adult. The charges should be dropped. We as a nation should take a SERIOUS look at the age of consent and reconsider. Most teens are having sex as young as 16. The consent age should be dropped to 16. It's only 2 years until 18, and here in Hawaii, I see teen moms all over the place. We don't need pandering, virtue signalling (yes, the right also has virtue signalling assholes) assholes telling us how to run the nation. I'd rather have realistic people doing so. Granted, they shouldn't have had sex at school. That was on them. That was inappropriate. https://www.westernjournal.com/teacher-run-serious-allegation-facing-15-years-prison-30000-fine/
    WWW.WESTERNJOURNAL.COM
    Teacher on the Run After Alleged Encounter with Minor in the Classroom - She Faces 15 Years
    The teenage victim reportedly told police that the two had a sexual encounter in an empty middle school classroom.
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  • Go ahead..... Wipe your a** with the Constitution!

    Everyone else does!
    #Police do it on a daily basis after having donuts!

    Your "Inalienable right to defend yourself" which was recognized by this worthless document is a JOKE!

    Let the Police see you armed like a FREE MAN!

    You won't live another 30 seconds, and they'll likely kill everyone within your vicinity, including your dog, just for having a gun inside of your OWN home!

    They'll come to YOUR HOME and execute you for THINKING you have the right to defend yourself and your family, your home!

    So go ahead #Slave....
    Tell us all about your #2ndAmendment "rights

    We'll be seeing YOU on the news, and at the morgue!
    Because SLAVES are not allowed to own guns OR defend themselves!

    If you try, you'll be shot by your local
    CORPORATE POLICY ENFORCER!

    And he'll get away with every time too!

    Go ahead..... Wipe your a** with the Constitution! Everyone else does! #Police do it on a daily basis after having donuts! Your "Inalienable right to defend yourself" which was recognized by this worthless document is a JOKE! Let the Police see you armed like a FREE MAN! You won't live another 30 seconds, and they'll likely kill everyone within your vicinity, including your dog, just for having a gun inside of your OWN home! They'll come to YOUR HOME and execute you for THINKING you have the right to defend yourself and your family, your home! So go ahead #Slave.... Tell us all about your #2ndAmendment "rights We'll be seeing YOU on the news, and at the morgue! Because SLAVES are not allowed to own guns OR defend themselves! If you try, you'll be shot by your local CORPORATE POLICY ENFORCER! And he'll get away with every time too!
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  • Whistleblower Parent Speaks Out
    This is INSANE. We must PRAY FERVENTLY that this can be stopped in its' tracks NATIONWIDE!

    Shelia Boucher, a Christian Kindergarten teacher sent her daughter Anne to Lakes Middle School in Coeur d'Alene for 6th grade, after 5 years of Private School.

    Now, after being affirmed in her Gender Confusion by her school councilor, Jennifer Zaike, Shelia's daughter Anne has attempted suicide 8 times, cut her arms and legs, and most recently, she cut her face like the Joker.

    Anne has now been pulled from Lakes Middle School, and is getting help at a facility in another state, but Shelia believes that other parents need to "pull their heads out of the sand" and address the skyrocketing mental health problems within the Public School system, namely gender ideology, suicidal ideation, and cutting.

    Please watch and share Shelia's full testimony in the exclusive interview w/ North Idaho Exposed here: VIDEO>>> https://twitter.com/IdahoTribune/status/1786033176055611882
    🚨Whistleblower Parent Speaks Out🚨 This is INSANE. We must PRAY FERVENTLY that this can be stopped in its' tracks NATIONWIDE! Shelia Boucher, a Christian Kindergarten teacher sent her daughter Anne to Lakes Middle School in Coeur d'Alene for 6th grade, after 5 years of Private School. Now, after being affirmed in her Gender Confusion by her school councilor, Jennifer Zaike, Shelia's daughter Anne has attempted suicide 8 times, cut her arms and legs, and most recently, she cut her face like the Joker. Anne has now been pulled from Lakes Middle School, and is getting help at a facility in another state, but Shelia believes that other parents need to "pull their heads out of the sand" and address the skyrocketing mental health problems within the Public School system, namely gender ideology, suicidal ideation, and cutting. Please watch and share Shelia's full testimony in the exclusive interview w/ North Idaho Exposed here: VIDEO>>> https://twitter.com/IdahoTribune/status/1786033176055611882
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  • Whistleblower Parent Speaks Out
    This is INSANE. We must PRAY FERVENTLY that this can be stopped in its' tracks NATIONWIDE!

    Shelia Boucher, a Christian Kindergarten teacher sent her daughter Anne to Lakes Middle School in Coeur d'Alene for 6th grade, after 5 years of Private School.

    Now, after being affirmed in her Gender Confusion by her school councilor, Jennifer Zaike, Shelia's daughter Anne has attempted suicide 8 times, cut her arms and legs, and most recently, she cut her face like the Joker.

    Anne has now been pulled from Lakes Middle School, and is getting help at a facility in another state, but Shelia believes that other parents need to "pull their heads out of the sand" and address the skyrocketing mental health problems within the Public School system, namely gender ideology, suicidal ideation, and cutting.

    Please watch and share Shelia's full testimony in the exclusive interview w/ North Idaho Exposed here: VIDEO>>> https://twitter.com/IdahoTribune/status/1786033176055611882

    🚨Whistleblower Parent Speaks Out🚨 This is INSANE. We must PRAY FERVENTLY that this can be stopped in its' tracks NATIONWIDE! Shelia Boucher, a Christian Kindergarten teacher sent her daughter Anne to Lakes Middle School in Coeur d'Alene for 6th grade, after 5 years of Private School. Now, after being affirmed in her Gender Confusion by her school councilor, Jennifer Zaike, Shelia's daughter Anne has attempted suicide 8 times, cut her arms and legs, and most recently, she cut her face like the Joker. Anne has now been pulled from Lakes Middle School, and is getting help at a facility in another state, but Shelia believes that other parents need to "pull their heads out of the sand" and address the skyrocketing mental health problems within the Public School system, namely gender ideology, suicidal ideation, and cutting. Please watch and share Shelia's full testimony in the exclusive interview w/ North Idaho Exposed here: VIDEO>>> https://twitter.com/IdahoTribune/status/1786033176055611882
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  • The doomsday clock has become a joke. At one time it was a good measure of the Cold War, and nuclear tensions in the world. Now it's just a political tool.
    The doomsday clock has become a joke. At one time it was a good measure of the Cold War, and nuclear tensions in the world. Now it's just a political tool.
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  • RFK STEPS IN IT WITH JOKE VP PICK
    https://rumble.com/v4lxri6-rfk-steps-in-it-with-joke-vp-pick.html?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Dr.%20Jane%20Ruby
    RFK STEPS IN IT WITH JOKE VP PICK https://rumble.com/v4lxri6-rfk-steps-in-it-with-joke-vp-pick.html?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Dr.%20Jane%20Ruby
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