Subject: Just Passing These On... BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE PUPPIES
 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
 Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
 Must sell washer and dryer £100. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE Worn once by mistake.
 Call Stephanie. **** And the WINNER is.... **** FOR SALE BY OWNER.
 Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. 
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything. Statement of the Century Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly. "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?" 
Children Are Quick 
___________________________ TEACHER: Why are you late? STUDENT: Class started before I got here. 
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 TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
 JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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 TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
 GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
 TEACHER: No, that's wrong
. GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
 (I Love this child) 
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 TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
 DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
 TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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 TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
 WINNIE: Me!
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 TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 
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 TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
 LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ___________________________
 TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
 SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook. 
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 TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
 CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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 TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
 HAROLD: A teacher

Gonzalo Lira Exposes Victoria Nuland Gonzalo Ángel Quintilio Lira López ([ɣonˈsalo ˈaŋxel kinˈtiljo ˈlira ˈlopes], February 29, 1968 – January 12, 2024) was a Chilean-American novelist, filmmaker, commentator and self-styled dating coach. He was involved in the manosphere, posting anti-feminist content under the name Coach Red Pill. As a resident of Kharkiv, Ukraine, he vlogged about the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine and was described as spreading Russian disinformation and propaganda. In April 2022, Lira briefly disappeared and claimed to have been detained by the Security Service of Ukraine (SBU). In May 2023 Lira was arrested and charged with producing and publishing material that attempted to justify the ongoing Russian invasion, which is illegal under Ukrainian law. Lira was released on bail, but attempted to flee the country. He was arrested again for violating his bail conditions, and reportedly died of pneumonia in custody on January 12, 2024. It doesn't take a great deal of intelligence to figure out the real cause of death was politically motivated assassination at the behest of Victoria Nuland and her Deep State cronies. To understand Victoria Nuland and her passionate hate against Russia watch this revealing video by Gonzalo Lira, a US citizen who recently died in custody in Ukraine for exposing the lies and motives of those who abused Ukraine as a proxy against Russia. Victoria Nuland, the Undersecretary of State for Political Affairs in the Biden government, was formerly Assistant Secretary of State for European and Eurasian Affairs when Obama was in power. Victoria Nuland, of course, is known for her role in the 2014 coup in Ukraine, and was recently in the news for her embarrassing gaffe over American-funded bioresearch labs in Ukraine. The video by Gonzalo Lira is revealing, because Victoria Nuland has ethnic Russian origins. Why would she be working so hard against her native country then? Put simply, it's revenge. But importantly, the video is about three different people from three consecutive generations of Russians who were motivated by revenge against the government or even the common people of Russia, because of what had been done to their families at the beginning of the twentieth century. https://rumble.com/v4ht4nu-gonzalo-lira-exposes-victoria-nuland-and-the-deep-state.html

Meet Polk County Florida Sheriff Grady Judd. Polk County Florida Sheriff : "You kill a policeman it means no arrest...no Miranda rights...no negotiations...nothing but as many bullets as we can shoot into you...PERIOD." A man in Polk County , Florida , who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop, ended up "executing" the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A state-wide manhunt ensued. The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area. As soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him. They hit the guy 68 times. Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor, undocumented immigrant 68 times. Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: "Because that's all the ammunition we had." Now, is that just about the all-time greatest answer or what! The Coroner also reported that the man died of natural causes. When asked by a reporter how that could be, since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body, he simply replied: (BEST QUOTE ever) . . .."When you are shot 68 times you are naturally gonna die." https://imgflip.com/i/8tzysc

If you wonder why prices are high - Democrats. If you wonder why the border is being over-run - Democrats. If you wonder why we're no longer respected around the world - Democrats. If you wonder why parents have been become the enemy - Democrats. If you wonder why appliances are being restricted, and electric cars are being shoved down our throats - Democrats. If you wonder why the medical community has been corrupted - Democrats. If you wonder why transgender madness is being promoted as if it were normal - Democrats. If you wonder why bad actors around the world like China, North Korea, Hamas, etc.. are showing aggression - Democrats. Remember all of this in November.

Why does this seem to be a normal thing for Joe? Video of why Hunter calls his dad pedo Peter. It all makes sense now. https://www.rightjournalism.com/new-video-is-it-normal-to-lock-lips-with-your-grandchildren-because-that-seems-to-be-joe-bidens-thing-watch-how-the-kid-reacted/

#Globalist War on #Food Ramping Up: #Idaho SHUTS DOWN #FARMERS’ Access to #Water – ‘We’re All Going to Fail’ - This is precisely why the #constitutional #militias made up of able-bodied #men in the communities must be re-established. The government was never authorized to shut down #farms to advance an international criminal conspiracy agenda. Yet, this is what is happening in Idaho, and rest assured, it isn’t just going on there. https://leohohmann.com/2024/06/08/globalist-war-on-food-ramping-up-idaho-shuts-down-farmers-access-to-water-were-all-going-to-fail/

#DennisKucinich: America Prepares for #Global War and Restarts the #Draft for 18-26 Year Olds - Greetings to Young Americans: You are Automatically Registered for the Draft Conscription without Representation? Where and WHY are we sending our Kids to #War? https://scheerpost.com/2024/06/14/dennis-kucinich-america-prepares-for-global-war-and-restarts-the-draft-for-18-26-year-olds/

TALMUDIC JUDAISM IS SATANIC: SATANIC TEMPLE FOUNDER IS ANTI-CHRISTIAN JEW Just keep right on laughing as the bible comes true before your eyes! There's NOTHING funny about #Evil folks! https://www.bitchute.com/video/6J2O4Swhypx1/

Why Americans Are Leaving Third World #Shithole States #ShareThisPost Americans are fed-up with democrat-run states and cities. Virtually every one of them can be classified as a third world shithole. Ironically, many of those leaving have been suckling on the teat of socialism and cultural Marxism so long, they bring their communistic ideas with them and can't understand why their new hosts don't like them. They're too stupid to realize and understand that the very definition of insanity is doing the same things the same way over and over and over again and expecting different results. In 2022, over 817,000 people left California. At the same time, New York experienced a net loss of around 75,000 families. Houses on the northeast and west coasts of the United States were once the most sought-after residences in the nation. Now, people are leaving these areas in droves to live a less expensive and more fulfilling life. Where are people going? Why are they leaving? And could this signal a fundamental shift in the way the United States looks and operates? Let's take a closer look. https://rumble.com/v51nbh6-why-americans-are-leaving-third-world-shithole-states.html

I wonder why everyone rushed to help her down LOL https://crankers.com/videos/50/woman-climbing-down-building-sure-got-a-lot-of-help-wonder-why/