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https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/02/hilarious-white-woman-does-spot-impression-every-kamala/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=hilarious-white-woman-does-spot-impression-every-kamala A woman who goes by the name Elsa Kurt on Twitter/X and other social media platforms does a Kamala Harris impression that is outstanding. You won’t see her on Saturday Night Live or the Daily Show, because those ‘comedy’ shows don’t make fun of Democrats. Only Republicans can be used as a punchline. We have the video however, and you need to see it. With the Biden admin and POTUS’ apologists still doing inverted backflips to try and contain the damage after special counsel Robert Hur’s damning report on Biden’s handling of classified documents, now is as good a time as any for a refresher on his second in command as the 2024 presidential campaign season kicks into high gear. But as talk turns to “what about Kamala?” as rumors again bubble to the surface about Democrats dumping Biden from the 2024 ticket, it’s important to point out that in addition to her lack of meaningful political skills and policy gravitas, Kamala Harris has a big comms problem. This is not just because her comms department has a high turnover rate but also because Kamala herself is a word salad nightmare, something brilliantly and hilariously outlined by Kamala impersonator Elsa Kurt, who we’ve written about before and who in early February explained in Kamala-speak basically what every platitude-filled Kamala Harris speech sounds like.

"When we think of evil, we think of something violent or demonic, something filled with hatred and wretchedly hungry to devour the good. But what if evil eats a salad at lunch and is polite, speaking rationally with nice table manners?" -John Kass, "Evil with salad and a nice red" (July 19, 2015), Chicago Tribune, Illinois

Public International Order to Cease and Desist I reposted this "Public International Order to Cease and Desist" By Anna Von Reitz to the blog hoping to get more eyes on it People MUST realize that the #Corporation which is representing itself as your "government" has no more "Authority" over you than does the McDonald's Corporation! UNLESS you "Consent" to become their "Citizen" / #Slave anyway! And you have contracted with them (Because they deceived you) It's time for every American to RESCIND ALL CONTRACTS with these #Criminals! Get out of their #Corrupt, criminal filled, and illegitimate "Admiralty Law" system EVERY TIME you step into a courtroom.... You are under the #Jurisdiction of "Admiralty Law" or "The Law of the SEA" Maritime Admiralty Law, UCC, Contract Law, The Law of Commerce & Money! But YOU reside on the LAND! You should NOT be giving jurisdiction over yourself to criminals practicing the "Law of the Sea" and that's all there is to it! #Police, Lawyers, Courts, ALL OF THEM are operating under Maritime Admiralty Law! They have committed #Fraud and used deception and criminal actions to deceive you into believing that they are a legitimate authority, when they are NOT! You wonder WHY they pay football & Basketball Players 30 million a YEAR? You wonder WHY Hollywood "movie stars" (Wizards) get paid millions per movie? It's because the Roman "Bread and Circuses" has never stopped! They want your attention ANYWHERE but on this subject! They do not want you to EVER find out that they have deceived you, committed FRAUD and multiple other crimes.... ALL to make you a SLAVE under the phony Jurisdiction of the SEA... when you clearly live on the LAND! It's a criminal conspiracy every one of them should be executed for! The #Bankers and Corporations are the top tier of this criminal empire! And they need to be brought to justice in a COMMON LAW COURT! Consisting 100% of "We the People" NO BLACK ROBED PRIESTS OF THE #BAR Association should even be allowed in the building! The JUDGE should be an honest American from the road, that all your neighbors know and trust! The prosecutor should be an American that has been the VICTIM of these criminals! And they should be tried for #Treason as well as other crimes! And their book of Maritime Admiralty Law "Statutes and Codes" should be burned, and discarded permanently! We do not need their word salad to get true JUSTICE under common law! But most importantly GET OUT OF THEIR JURISDICTION! STOP paying taxes, fees, fines, and getting permits for things that EVERY MAN ON EARTH has the Natural Right to do without a permit! These criminals steal your rights and sell them back to you! Because you have been deceived into CONSENTING to be a slave! SLAVERY is illegal, volunteering to be a slave is not! https://conservativethinkingamericans.wordpress.com/2023/10/07/public-international-order-to-cease-and-desist/

So, this woman stole toilet paper and a robe from her work place… and the police made sure to point that out… lmao, then got "kidnapped"? Something smells fishy, and it ain't yesterday's tuna salad sandwich. 😂🤣 "She departed her workplace at a business in Birmingham, about 10 miles from Hoover, around 8:20 p.m. local time on Thursday, officials said. Surveillance video shows her leaving her workplace with a bath robe, a roll of toilet paper and other items, all of which police said she kept "concealed." https://www.cbsnews.com/news/carlee-russell-disappearance-police-havent-found-evidence-of-toddler-on-alabama-highway/

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A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to re-frame or re-interpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect. For this reason, it is extremely popular among comedians and satirists. 1. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. 2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 3. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. 4. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. 5. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. 6. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 7. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong. 8. We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public. 9. War does not determine who is right - only who is left. 10. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. 11. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. 12. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. 13. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. H 14. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? 15. Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. 16. Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish. 17. I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you. 18. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet? 19. Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America ? 20. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. 21. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 22. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. 23. The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! 24. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. 25. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. 26. Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were. 27. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. 28. Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go. 29. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. 30. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. 31. You're never too old to learn something stupid. 32. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. 33. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. 34. Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever. 35. A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it. 36. If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child? 37. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

"Academic" knowledge is what you obtain from #school and #universities You may not believe it, but I'll guarantee you the definition they are using is 3. B : having no practical or useful significance You are being taught THEORETICAL NONSENSE! And leaving there believing that you are "smarter" When in reality you have been brainwashed and incapable of rational thought because you are mired in THEORY! You believe in THEORIES as "facts" when they are NOT! Take #Gravity for instance.... COMPLETELY theoretical and never proven, but taught today as "fact" The #heliocentric model is COMPLETELY THEORETICAL! Einstein himself admitted that all of #science cannot disprove the #geocentric model... I wonder why that is? Stephen Hawking also admitted this! And that's because #heliocentrism is an UNPROVEN THEORY And cannot be proved because it's pure fiction! But #nasa teams up with Stanley Kubrick and produces a little bad Hollywood magic for you.... And suddenly the entire world believes they are spinning around at 1038 mph, travelling 66,600 mph around the sun, as the sun travels at 149 MILES PER SECOND..... But you don't feel any movement whatsoever, because it's BS! Here's a short clip where THEORISTS try to convince you they are doing "Science" (Which they are certainly NOT) WORD SALAD! In short, our Sun moves around the center of the Milky Way at a speed of 240 km/s (149 mi/s), or 864,000 km/h (536,865 mph). Naturally, some of the more than 200,000 candidates were moving faster or slower. But for some, there was no apparent angular momentum, which they attributed to these stars being scattering onto “chaotic, halo-type orbits when they pass through the Galactic nucleus”. ENJOY your "Academic "Knowledge" ACADEMIC 1 a : of, relating to, or associated with an academy or school especially of higher learning the academic curriculum academic courses b : of or relating to performance in courses of study academic excellence academic achievements c : very learned but inexperienced in practical matters academic thinkers d : based on formal study especially at an institution of higher learning her academic qualifications 2 : of or relating to literary or artistic rather than technical or professional studies a region that has both academic and vocational high schools 3 a : THEORETICAL, SPECULATIVE a purely academic question b : having no practical or useful significance 4 : conforming to the traditions or rules of a school (as of literature or art) or an official academy : CONVENTIONAL academic painting academic 2 of 2 noun 1 a : a member (such as a professor) of an institution of learning (such as a university) Both of her parents are academics. b : a person who is academic in background, outlook, or methods 2 academics plural, chiefly US : academic subjects : courses of study taken at a school or college He has no interest in academics. MY DEFINITION Academic: Theoretical nonsense and "word salad"used to brainwash the masses by #Satan and his #Cult of "Sun Worshipers" and Freemasons! It's why you wear that RETARDED "Mortarboard Hat" at college graduation! It's a signal to the world that YOU have had your Freemason brainwashing! A "Mortarboard" is what mason's use to mix their mortar on when laying brick... YOUR BRAIN has been well mixed, just like that mortar, by #Freemasons And when you figure out that you CANNOT DISPROVE what I'm saying you'll become ANGRY, dismissive, and claim "Why does it matter anyway?" You mean "Why does it matter every government on Earth is lying to you, stealing your money (60 MILLION PER DAY IN US) and brainwashing YOUR CHILDREN?" If you don't know why it matters then I cannot help you!

My delicious lunch today, caesar salad, baked chicken and garlic bread, and bon appetit to my friends. https://imagedelivery.net/NGLob9-NdQ2LDhU2F_7isw/6af67682-5f18-4ba3-d4f8-70d2bd4b7501/public