Actual Customer Review From a Man on Amazon UK After Using Veet Hair Removal Cream for Men After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. (Sounds kind of gay to me.) Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat. I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types. Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two vegetables. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open, trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering arhhh ooooohhh that feels good ahhh! Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in, it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status, so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect! https://imgflip.com/i/8q0hs3

Weapons of Mass Migration | NEW Documentary https://www.theepochtimes.com/epochtv/weapons-of-mass-migration-5640408?est=AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAc%2BEkeh0J2pCYvpMDrWsXCLt3euFThIsZ7njlOgysV3MoCA%3D%3D Over 7.2 million illegal immigrants have entered the United States since President Joe Biden came into office. This record border crisis is not organic, behind it are official policies, heavy financing, and agreements between the U.S. government and the United Nations. The world is watching different pieces of this unfold, with video of groups of illegal immigrants crossing into the United States, not trying to evade border patrol, but rather waiting to be arrested. What is being left out of the discussion is: Why? This Epoch Original Documentary “Weapons of Mass Migration” exposes how the United States and United Nations work hand-in-hand to facilitate mass migration, which is being weaponized to destroy America. Directed and hosted by Joshua Philipp, senior investigative reporter and host of EpochTV’s “Crossroads,” he sets out to investigate what is really taking place behind the border crisis and why is it being carried out. The investigative journey takes him deep into the jungles of Panama, into the migrant camps in the mouth of the infamous Darien Gap, which is known as one of the most dangerous places in the world, through United Nations facilities, and alongside the programs being used to process and facilitate mass migration at the U.S.-Mexico border. Get ready for never-before-seen footage that reveals how the border crisis is manufactured and highly organized. As the border crisis gets worse by the day, it is not just impacting local communities and towns near the border, but also communities far away. Immigration is the top issue that Americans are concerned about [1]. This documentary is part of the “America at a Crossroads with Joshua Philipp” investigative docu-series into the most important issues of the 2024 election. Note: [1] “Immigration Surges to Top of Most Important Problem List”, Gallup poll February 2024

The REAL STORY behind Michael Cohen | Biden panicking https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiCcFriD8fY You WON'T BELIEVE what Trump just announced! • SHOCKED: Trump JUST Threatened the UN... Massachusetts has issued an emergency request for its citizens, with the governor expressing concerns about the state being overrun with illegal immigrants. Surprisingly, instead of asking them to leave or deporting them, the state is urging residents to take these individuals into their homes and offer them free accommodation. This comes after the state recently voted to allocate tax money to support illegal immigrants over veterans. Meanwhile, Congressional Democrats have revealed a scheme to manipulate the U.S. election system using illegal immigrants. The issue revolves around the census, which determines electoral votes and House seats based on population, regardless of legal status. Republican Rep. Chuck Edwards proposed the "Equal Representation Act" to only award electoral votes and seats based on citizens' population, but Democrats unanimously voted against it. Former President Trump opposes election interference and pledges to deport illegal immigrants while improving legal immigration. Despite Biden's denial of passing the bill, holding the vote was crucial to reveal Democrats' stance before the election. Migrant flows are shifting to liberal states via the US-Canada border, potentially giving Democrats an advantage in future elections. However, Trump's high poll numbers suggest public awareness of election fraud. Biden's lack of credibility is evident, with falsehoods exposed during a CNN interview, where he downplayed economic concerns. CNN's Fareed Zakaria admitted that polls often underestimate Trump's support and suggested Trump's trials could backfire, making him a martyr in the eyes of his base. Trump's "hush money" trial features questionable testimonies from Michael Cohen and Stormy Daniels, damaging their credibility. Meanwhile, revelations of deleted phone call records in Trump's trial raise suspicions of collusion within Biden's DOJ. Amidst international tensions, Israel faces criticism from the Biden administration for its actions in Gaza, while Ukraine battles escalating attacks from Russia. Missouri's Attorney General investigates Biden's DOJ for potential collusion against Trump, highlighting suspicions of foul play. With impeachment threats looming, Biden faces criticism for withholding aid to Israel based on political motives. The situation is compounded by border security concerns and potential electoral shifts in states like Virginia and New Jersey.

Dangerous Driving Cop's Feelings Get Hurt Checkpoints have been deemed #UnConstitutional.... But that does not stop #Criminals with badges from setting them up! We always hear "There's bad people in every profession" which is true.... But a bad plumber cannot SHOOT AND KILL ME or send me to PRISON for no reason! THAT is the difference folks! And let's face it, #Police work for a #Corporation, a for-profit corporation! And to top it all off, when they violate their #Oath and #FederalLaw.... We can rest assured that they'll "Investigate themselves" and find "no wrongdoing" (As usual) I believe that EVERY CRIMINAL IN AMERICA deserves the SAME consideration! When Police catch a burglar or a rapist, that individual should get to "Investigate himself" and let us know the outcome! Because if we don't, we ARE hypocrites! We allow the criminals of the Police Department to do this..... And "Every American is to be treated EQUALLY UNDER THE LAW" so it's only fair! You don't like this idea? Well maybe you should let the criminals at the local PD know that it's BS then! Otherwise.... ALL CRIMINALS should be allowed to "investigate themselves" https://youtu.be/vxNSU_HYAfs

Articles like this tell you one thing. The government is out of control & tyrannical. How KGB of them... https://redstatenation.com/kgb-maine-man-investigated-by-secret-service-for-joking-about-biden-wearing-diapers-here-are-the-details/

SENIOR AIRMAN SWATTED AND KILLED BY THE SAME ACORN DEPARTMENT? These scumbags are in the process of doing what they ALWAYS DO! They'll blather on about "Transparency" and a "#Criminal Investigation" that is "ongoing" But at the end of the day this murdering #Police Officer will NOT go to prison, and he will not even likely get fired! And if he does, he'll go one county over and go right back to work! ALL of this is smoke and mirrors which obfuscates the FACT that what is really being said here is.... "We'll investigate ourselves until you've forgotten about this incident, and then we'll find "no wrongdoing" And we'll do the SAME THING again tomorrow! We will murder, loot, and steal from every American in the name of #Justice, but no justice will ever be had because we work for a #Corporation.... THE SAME CORPORATION THAT RUNS THE #COURTS We act sorry, but we are NOT! We enjoy killing Americans! Because you are ALL Criminals in our view! When in truth, we ARE the only criminals here https://www.bitchute.com/video/Qv2aieDgqzE/

SENIOR AIRMAN SWATTED AND KILLED BY THE SAME ACORN DEPARTMENT? These scumbags are in the process of doing what they ALWAYS DO! They'll blather on about "Transparency" and a "#Criminal Investigation" that is "ongoing" But at the end of the day this murdering #Police Officer will NOT go to prison, and he will not even likely get fired! And if he does, he'll go one county over and go right back to work! ALL of this is smoke and mirrors which obfuscates the FACT that what is really being said here is.... "We'll investigate ourselves until you've forgotten about this incident, and then we'll find "no wrongdoing" And we'll do the SAME THING again tomorrow! We will murder, loot, and steal from every American in the name of #Justice, but no justice will ever be had because we work for a #Corporation.... THE SAME CORPORATION THAT RUNS THE #COURTS We act sorry, but we are NOT! We enjoy killing Americans! Because you are ALL Criminals in our view! When in truth, we ARE the only criminals here https://www.bitchute.com/video/Qv2aieDgqzE/

Microsoft once again under treat this time from Spanish startups that has called on regulators to investigate Microsoft behavior in the cloud marketplace for contractual barriers that Microsoft have construction on his favors Microsoft denied any wrongdoing or market manipulation

Ronald Clark O'Brian: Why Americans today fear poison and razor blades in Halloween candy (and because leftists continue to push the fear). Watch the clip below to find out more about him. https://www.click2houston.com/news/investigates/2022/10/19/the-evidence-room-episode-2-the-man-who-killed-halloween/

DUSTIN NEMOS VICTOR HUGO COLLEGE PROTESTS ISRAEL GAZA GENOCIDE #Police in the Corporation of the United States serves the #Jew! You can Murder people by the MILLIONS with weaponized injections, and you will NOT be investigated, arrested, or put into prison! Because Police work for the killers! But just try to protest a #Genocide being committed by #Israel and you'll immediately be arrested and prosecuted, and are very likely to go to prison! The same goes for SPEAKING THE TRUTH ABOUT THE JEWS! You don't have to "lie"" folks! Just exposing the Crimes of the Jew will paint a target on your back! Next thing you know the #ADL is coming after you, the #Media, and you can rest assured... THE POLICE will be showing up to! And this is because Police SERVE & PROTECT THE JEW! Those same Police will turn around and violate YOUR INALIENABLE HUMAN RIGHTS without hesitation! I'll bet you money that these "Policy Enforcers" were CREATED by the Jew! It's NOT "A few bad apples" folks! Police serve the Jew and commit whatever atrocities the Jew requires of him! This is just FACT. The entire bushel of apples is corrupt! Which is exactly what one would expect when they are NEVER HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR THEIR CRIMINAL ACTIONS! https://www.bitchute.com/video/05TwtUp01IG7/