Actual Customer Review From a Man on Amazon UK After Using Veet Hair Removal Cream for Men After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. (Sounds kind of gay to me.) Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat. I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types. Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two vegetables. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open, trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering arhhh ooooohhh that feels good ahhh! Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in, it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status, so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect! https://imgflip.com/i/8q0hs3

EVIDENCE OF MUD FLOODS WORLDWIDE There was definitely a FLOOD! Which created a lot of #Mud! We already KNOW the story! But REMEMBER... The "Evil continually" came because of the FALLEN ANGELS mingling their seed with the seed of MAN! Don't forget that FACT! It's the reason the fallen were judged so harshly! Naturally, they try to blame MAN. But the straw that broke the Father's patience..... was definitely the mixing of the seed, which resulted in #Evil and #Violence The Father HATES mixture... if you've never noticed Genesis 7 16 And they that went in, went in male and female of all flesh, as God had commanded him: and the LORD shut him in. 17 And the flood was forty days upon the earth; and the waters increased, and bare up the ark, and it was lift up above the earth. 18 And the waters prevailed, and were increased greatly upon the earth; and the ark went upon the face of the waters. 19 And the waters prevailed exceedingly upon the earth; and all the high hills, that were under the whole heaven, were covered. 20 Fifteen cubits upward did the waters prevail; and the mountains were covered. 21 And all flesh died that moved upon the earth, both of fowl, and of cattle, and of beast, and of every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth, and every man: 22 All in whose nostrils was the breath of life, of all that was in the dry land, died. 23 And every living substance was destroyed which was upon the face of the ground, both man, and cattle, and the creeping things, and the fowl of the heaven; and they were destroyed from the earth: and Noah only remained alive, and they that were with him in the ark. 24 And the waters prevailed upon the earth an hundred and fifty days. Genesis 8 1 And God remembered Noah, and every living thing, and all the cattle that was with him in the ark: and God made a wind to pass over the earth, and the waters asswaged; 2 The fountains also of the deep and the windows of heaven were stopped, and the rain from heaven was restrained; 3 And the waters returned from off the earth continually: and after the end of the hundred and fifty days the waters were abated. 4 And the ark rested in the seventh month, on the seventeenth day of the month, upon the mountains of Ararat. 5 And the waters decreased continually until the tenth month: in the tenth month, on the first day of the month, were the tops of the mountains seen. 6 And it came to pass at the end of forty days, that Noah opened the window of the ark which he had made: 7 And he sent forth a raven, which went forth to and fro, until the waters were dried up from off the earth. 8 Also he sent forth a dove from him, to see if the waters were abated from off the face of the ground; 9 But the dove found no rest for the sole of her foot, and she returned unto him into the ark, for the waters were on the face of the whole earth: then he put forth his hand, and took her, and pulled her in unto him into the ark. 10 And he stayed yet other seven days; and again he sent forth the dove out of the ark; 11 And the dove came in to him in the evening; and, lo, in her mouth was an olive leaf pluckt off: so Noah knew that the waters were abated from off the earth. 12 And he stayed yet other seven days; and sent forth the dove; which returned not again unto him any more. 13 And it came to pass in the six hundredth and first year, in the first month, the first day of the month, the waters were dried up from off the earth: and Noah removed the covering of the ark, and looked, and, behold, the face of the ground was dry. 14 And in the second month, on the seven and twentieth day of the month, was the earth dried. 15 And God spake unto Noah, saying, 16 Go forth of the ark, thou, and thy wife, and thy sons, and thy sons' wives with thee. 17 Bring forth with thee every living thing that is with thee, of all flesh, both of fowl, and of cattle, and of every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth; that they may breed abundantly in the earth, and be fruitful, and multiply upon the earth. 18 And Noah went forth, and his sons, and his wife, and his sons' wives with him: 19 Every beast, every creeping thing, and every fowl, and whatsoever creepeth upon the earth, after their kinds, went forth out of the ark. 20 And Noah builded an altar unto the LORD; and took of every clean beast, and of every clean fowl, and offered burnt offerings on the altar. 21 And the LORD smelled a sweet savour; and the LORD said in his heart, I will not again curse the ground any more for man's sake; for the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth; neither will I again smite any more every thing living, as I have done. 22 While the earth remaineth, seedtime and harvest, and cold and heat, and summer and winter, and day and night shall not cease. READ THE BOOK OF ENOCH! https://www.bitchute.com/video/Vo0ftgJffqgo/

The Planet 9 in the Outer Solar System - April 22, 2024 Introduction Evidence Of A Massive Object Beyond The Orbit Of Neptune and the solar system’s distant reaches exhibit a wealth of anomalous dynamical structure. NASA researchers have found mathematical evidence suggesting there may be a "Planet X" deep in the solar system. The outer reaches of our solar system, beyond the orbit of Neptune, are home to a vast number of trans-Neptunian objects (TNOs). These are generally small, icy bodies that orbit the sun at distances greater than 30 astronomical units (AU), where one AU is the average distance between Earth and the sun. Over 3,000 TNOs have been identified, including dwarf planets like Pluto and Eris, as well as smaller Kuiper Belt objects. These objects are far enough from Neptune that its gravity doesn't significantly affect them; instead, they're mostly tied to the solar system by the distant pull of the sun. Anomalies in the Outer Solar System Interestingly, the orbits of some of these TNOs exhibit anomalous structures, hinting at the presence of a yet-undetected, massive trans-Neptunian body, often referred to as Planet 9. For instance, a group of extreme trans-Neptunian objects (ETNOs), bodies that orbit the Sun at distances averaging more than 250 times that of the Earth, show peculiar clustering of orbits. These ETNOs tend to make their closest approaches to the Sun in one sector, and their orbits are similarly tilted. These alignments suggest that an undiscovered planet may be shepherding the orbits of the most distant known Solar System objects. The Planet 9 Hypothesis The Planet 9 hypothesis proposes the existence of a massive planet beyond Neptune that could explain these unusual orbital alignments. This hypothetical planet, if it exists, is believed to be a super-Earth or ice giant, 2 to 15 times the mass of the Earth and beyond 200 AU, possibly with a highly inclined orbit at some 1,500 AU. However, it's important to note that this is still a hypothesis, and the existence of Planet 9 has not been confirmed. Alternative Explanations While the Planet 9 hypothesis is compelling, it's not the only explanation for the observed anomalies. Some researchers have proposed that the gravitational influence of a massive, extended disc beyond Neptune could account for the peculiar orbits of some TNOs. This model suggests that the combined action of the giant outer planets and this disc could explain the spatially clustered orbits of some TNOs. Conclusion In conclusion, the anomalous dynamical structures observed in the orbits of trans-Neptunian objects hint at the presence of a yet-undetected, massive body beyond Neptune, often referred to as Planet 9. However, this remains a hypothesis, and alternative explanations, such as the influence of a massive, extended disc beyond Neptune, have also been proposed. Further observations and studies are needed to confirm or refute these theories. The mathematical calculation of a planets could explain the unique orbits of some smaller objects in the Kuiper Belt, a distant region of icy debris that extends far beyond the orbit of Neptune.

W1935, a brown dwarf known as W1935 is more massive than Jupiter, and exhibited infrared emissions from methane — a finding that has puzzled scientists due to the brown dwarf's cold nature and lack of a host star to provide energy for such atmospheric phenomena. W1935, a brown dwarf located 47 light-years from Earth, has intrigued astronomers with its unexpected behavior. Despite being more massive than Jupiter and lacking a host star, it exhibits infrared emissions from methane in its upper atmosphere. This phenomenon is puzzling because the brown dwarf is cold and lacks an obvious energy source to fuel such atmospheric processes On Earth, aurorae are created when energetic particles from the Sun interact with our magnetic field, producing captivating curtains of light near the poles. Similarly, Jupiter and Saturn have auroral processes, including contributions from their active moons like Io and Enceladus. However, for isolated brown dwarfs like W1935, the absence of a stellar wind complicates the explanation for the extra energy needed to produce methane glow. Scientists speculate that internal processes or interactions with interstellar plasma or nearby active moons may play a role in this intriguing phenomenon. The discovery of methane emission on W1935 is akin to a fascinating detective story, unraveling the mysteries of celestial phenomena. Mysterious aurora over 'failed star' 'shocking' discovery that transformed into pure fantasy the astrophysics of today and education into university worldwide. The recent discovery of a mysterious aurora around a brown dwarf has left astronomers astounded. This celestial body, known as W1935, is larger than Jupiter and exhibits infrared emissions from methane in its upper atmosphere. What makes this finding even more intriguing is that W1935 lacks a host star to provide energy for such atmospheric phenomena. Let’s delve into the captivating details: Brown Dwarfs: These enigmatic objects are larger than gas giant planets but smaller than stars. They form similarly to stars, arising from collapsing clouds of gas and dust. Brown dwarfs are often isolated, just like W1935. Their nickname, “failed stars,” stems from their inability to sustain nuclear fusion like main-sequence stars. Auroras: On Earth, we witness auroras as the mesmerizing northern and southern lights. These luminous displays occur when charged solar particles interact with molecules in our atmosphere. Auroras are also observed on other planets, such as Jupiter and Saturn, and over active moons like Io and Enceladus. However, W1935’s aurora is baffling because there are no nearby stars to supply charged particles for this phenomenon . Infrared Clues: The James Webb Space Telescope (JWST) detected the potential aurora over W1935 through infrared emissions from methane. Similar emissions occur on Jupiter and Saturn due to charged particles heating their atmospheres and creating aurorae. Scientists speculate that internal processes within W1935 or interactions with interstellar plasma might be responsible for its mysterious glow. Alternatively, an influx of particles from a nearby active moon could play a role. This discovery transforms the astrophysics of today, sparking curiosity and wonder across universities worldwide. The universe continues to surprise us with its hidden secrets, inviting us to explore further into the cosmic unknown.

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The Truth about Easter and when Jesus really rose... Jesus rose from the dead on the Sabbath around 3pm, not on Sunday. His tomb was found empty early on Sunday before the sun even rose, while it was still dark (John 20:1) which would be Saturday night in modern terms as near sunrise would not be early, it would be half way through Sunday. Scripture tells us that He died around 3pm (Mark 15:34), and given that He was dead three full 24 hour days (Matthew 12:40) that means He had to have risen around the same time or he would have been dead longer than three days and three nights, it would have been three days and four nights which is not what Scripture says. Scripture also states that He rose on the third day (1 Corinthians 15:4), so it had to have been Saturday as Sunday would have been the forth day. So then, if His tomb was empty already while it was still dark on Sunday, long before sunrise, but early and thus, just after sunset Saturday, that means He rose on Saturday, the real Sabbath shortly after 3pm. That also means He didn't die on Friday, but that He died on Wednesday, which was the preparation day before the high-day Sabbath (John 19:31) not the weekly Sabbath. The high-day Sabbath came up on a Thursday that year in 30AD (30AD was the only year that the feast of unleavened bread started on a Thursday, so that had to be the year He died on). Easter is the name of a Roman goddess of sex and fertility, that's where the symbols like rabbits come from and has nothing at all to do with Jesus. It is a pagan celebration which God says that He hates with all His being (Isaiah 1:14-15, Amos 5:21 & 23). ---- A more detailed analysis of when Jesus died and was raised according to scriptures. I wanted to show the full scriptures to really nail this down as He did not die on a Friday and He was not risen on a Sunday. Easter itself is the name of a Roman goddess of sex and fertility which is where all the symbols come from. But that's another topic... Let me take this one verse at a time... His tomb was found empty WHILE IT WAS STILL DARK... he didn't rise then, he was ALREADY out of it BEFORE the sun even rose. Also note that it was EARLY on the first day, WHILE IT WAS STILL DARK. The days, according to the Bible, start at sunset, so Sunday starts at sunset Saturday. So Early Sunday, while it was still dark would have to be what we would call Saturday night, as Sunday morning wouldn't be early, it would be half way through Sunday. This makes sense as Jesus died sometime around 3pm and was dead for three full days, so he had to have risen after that same time, or betweem 3pm and sunset, so his tomb was empty by sunset and Mary found it that way after dark. She no doubt waited until the Sabbath ended as she wouldn't want to do work (moving the stone) on the Sabbath... John 20:1 (NIV) Early on the first day of the week, while it was still dark, Mary Magdalene went to the tomb and saw that the stone had been removed from the entrance. Jesus died around 3pm (9th hour of the day, and the daylight hours start around 6am)... Mark 15:34 (NIV) And at three in the afternoon Jesus cried out in a loud voice, “Eloi, Eloi, lema sabachthani?” (which means “My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?”). Jesus remained dead for three days and three nights (not three days and four nights) which means He HAD to have risen around the same hour... Matthew 12:40 (NIV) For as Jonah was three days and three nights in the belly of a huge fish, so the Son of Man will be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth. Scripture also states that He rose on the third day, so it had to have been on Saturday as Sunday would have been the forth day... 1 Corinthians 15:4 (NIV) that he was buried, that he was raised on the third day according to the Scriptures So given the fact that His tomb was empty before sunrise on Sunday, means He had to have risen around 3pm on Saturday before sunset to still be on the third day. And given the fact that he was dead for exactly 3 full days, means He had to have died around 3pm on a Wednesday before a holy day Sabbath, also called a "special Sabbath" or a "high day Sabbath". Not the weekly Sabbath. John 19:31 (NKJV) Therefore, because it was the Preparation Day, that the bodies should not remain on the cross on the Sabbath (for that Sabbath was a high day), the Jews asked Pilate that their legs might be broken, and that they might be taken away. As an interesting side note, this all helps us determine which year Jesus died as only one year had the Passover on a Wednesday, which would have been 30AD.

Shithole Cities of the Century: New York City & Chitcago #NewYorkCity & #Chitcago: Historical #Shitholes It seems they haven't changed much in the past 100+ years. Winners of the 2024 #Shithole Cities Award https://imgflip.com/i/8kxotk The Horse Manure Problem of 1894 The 15 to 30 pounds of manure produced daily by each beast multiplied by the 150,000+ horses in New York city resulted in more than three million pounds of horse manure per day that somehow needed to be disposed of. That’s not to mention the daily 40,000 gallons of horse urine. In other words, cities reeked. As Morris says, the “stench was omnipresent.” Here are some fun bits from his article: Urban streets were minefields that needed to be navigated with the greatest care. “Crossing sweepers” stood on street corners; for a fee they would clear a path through the mire for pedestrians. Wet weather turned the streets into swamps and rivers of muck, but dry weather brought little improvement; the manure turned to dust, which was then whipped up by the wind, choking pedestrians and coating buildings. Even when it had been removed from the streets the manure piled up faster than it could be disposed of . . . early in the century farmers were happy to pay good money for the manure, by the end of the 1800s stable owners had to pay to have it carted off. As a result of this glut . . . vacant lots in cities across America became piled high with manure; in New York these sometimes rose to forty and even sixty feet. We need to remind ourselves that horse manure is an ideal breeding ground for flies, which spread disease. Morris reports that deadly outbreaks of typhoid and “infant diarrheal diseases can be traced to spikes in the fly population.” Comparing fatalities associated with horse-related accidents in 1916 Chicago versus automobile accidents in 1997, he concludes that people were killed nearly seven times more often back in the good old days. The reasons for this are straightforward: . . . horse-drawn vehicles have an engine with a mind of its own. The skittishness of horses added a dangerous level of unpredictability to nineteenth-century transportation. This was particularly true in a bustling urban environment, full of surprises that could shock and spook the animals. Horses often stampeded, but a more common danger came from horses kicking, biting, or trampling bystanders. Children were particularly at risk. Falls, injuries, and maltreatment also took a toll on the horses themselves. Data cited by Morris indicates that, in 1880, more than 3 dozen dead horses were cleared from New York streets each day (nearly 15,000 a year). https://imgflip.com/i/8kxotk

The Statue of Liberty IS Lucifer... While I have no clue who this guy is..... He is right on point folks! The "Statue of Liberty" is Lucifer! That is just a FACT And I'll tell you what else folks..... EVERY TIME you turn a #Paramount movie on, you'll see #Lucifer again.... "The light bearer" is shown at the beginning of EVERY PARAMOUNT MOVIE! But that's all folks The other movie companies do the SAME THING! (Paying homage to Lucifer/fallen angels) The mountain that the stars fly around and then assemble above...... that is Mount Hermon, where the fallen angels landed when cast out of Heaven! Now you find this fact in the bible! You must look to the book of Enoch for this information! My point is simple folks, EVERYTHING that #Hollywood and Television produce is designed to honor the fallen angels. AND designed to make YOU feel sympathetic towards them! It's Luciferian! (Like ALL "government" is, and the "Legal System" You are NOT in Kansas anymore! You ARE in the world with Lucifer and his minions! This guy appears to be a gnostic, one of those people who view Lucifer as some kind of "hero of humanity." In other words.A MORON! Yahuwah is not a "Tyrant" and Lucifer is NOT on your side! So act right The Book of the Watchers describes the fallen angels (1 Enoch 6-8). In the biblical story of the Nephilim, the sons of God saw the daughters of men were beautiful so they married them and had children (Gen 6:1-4). These children were called the Nephilim, the “mighty men who were of old, the men of renown.” In Genesis, the story shows how far the Nephilim, giants in genesiswickedness of humans had become: humans interacted sexually with spiritual beings. No details are given on how this might be possible, but the next verse in Genesis says “the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every intention of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.” This brief story is tantalizing: who are these “sons of God” and what were the Nephilim? 1 Enoch offers an expansion of this biblical story in chapters 6-11. Are the Nephilim fallen angels? In 1 Enoch, the sons of God are the “sons of heaven,” angelic beings led by Shemihazah. The name Shemihazah (שׁמיחזה, šemîḥăzāh) means “My name has seen” and is sometimes vocalized as Semyaz of Semyaza (Nickelsburg, 179). “Name” refers to God, so the name refers to constantly watching God. This is ironic since God will see this rebellion and render judgment on the Shemihazah. Some readers want to find some reference to Satan as the leader of fallen angels in the Book of Enoch. As the story progresses, however, Azazel emerges as the ringleader (but later Enoch will intercede on behalf of Azazel). This is an example of how foolish (and impossible) it is to project modern Christian angelology on 1 Enoch. Azazel is not the modern version of Satan at all! The two hundred angels take an oath to descend to Mt Hermon, find women to marry and have children with them. 1 Enoch 6:7-8 lists the names of the leaders of these angels. Most have names with some reference to God (Remashel, “evening of God” or Kokabel, “star of God” ). The most interesting of these names is Dan’el, a name associated with the Ugaritic literature and often offered as an explanation of the legendary character of Daniel. In chapters 7 and 8 the angels make good on their oath and take women as wives. They teach humans “magical medicines, incantations, the cutting of roots and about plants.” The origin of folk-medicine is therefore ascribed to these angelic beings. The children of the angels are giants standing three hundred cubits (an improbable 450 feet tall!) These giants eat so much food the humans cannot feed them anymore. The giants proceed to eat humans as well as all other kinds of animals. The text notes especially that they drank the blood of animals, “sinning against them.” In the biblical flood story, the Noahic covenant includes a command about consuming blood. 1 Enoch 7-8 is a reflection upon this command which was probably given because the antediluvian world did in fact consume blood. In addition to teaching humans in interpret a wide range of signs, they teach humans medicinal magic. The angel Azazel teaches humans metal-working, including making of ornaments and weapon making. Azazel also teaches them to make eye-shadow and other physical ornamentation. This may be a polemic against pagan practice of using make up in their religious ceremonies. Other angels teach the humans how to track the stars (astrology and divination) and the signs of the moon. These angels are responsible for teaching humans all sorts of sinful practices. Humanity cries out as a result of this oppression, a cry which “goes up to heaven.” https://youtu.be/oie0zLGPmac

The Truth about Easter and when Jesus really rose... Jesus rose from the dead on the Sabbath around 3pm, not on Sunday. His tomb was found empty early on Sunday before the sun even rose, while it was still dark (John 20:1) which would be Saturday night in modern terms as near sunrise would not be early, it would be half way through Sunday. Scripture tells us that He died around 3pm (Mark 15:34), and given that He was dead three full 24 hour days (Matthew 12:40) that means He had to have risen around the same time or he would have been dead longer than three days and three nights, it would have been three days and four nights which is not what Scripture says. Scripture also states that He rose on the third day (1 Corinthians 15:4), so it had to have been Saturday as Sunday would have been the forth day. So then, if His tomb was empty already while it was still dark on Sunday, long before sunrise, but early and thus, just after sunset Saturday, that means He rose on Saturday, the real Sabbath shortly after 3pm. That also means He didn't die on Friday, but that He died on Wednesday, which was the preparation day before the high-day Sabbath (John 19:31) not the weekly Sabbath. The high-day Sabbath came up on a Thursday that year in 30AD (30AD was the only year that the feast of unleavened bread started on a Thursday, so that had to be the year He died on). Easter is the name of a Roman goddess of sex and fertility, that's where the symbols like rabbits come from and has nothing at all to do with Jesus. It is a pagan celebration which God says that He hates with all His being (Isaiah 1:14-15, Amos 5:21 & 23). ---- A more detailed analysis of when Jesus died and was raised according to scriptures. I wanted to show the full scriptures to really nail this down as He did not die on a Friday and He was not risen on a Sunday. Easter itself is the name of a Roman goddess of sex and fertility which is where all the symbols come from. But that's another topic... Let me take this one verse at a time... His tomb was found empty WHILE IT WAS STILL DARK... he didn't rise then, he was ALREADY out of it BEFORE the sun even rose. Also note that it was EARLY on the first day, WHILE IT WAS STILL DARK. The days, according to the Bible, start at sunset, so Sunday starts at sunset Saturday. So Early Sunday, while it was still dark would have to be what we would call Saturday night, as Sunday morning wouldn't be early, it would be half way through Sunday. This makes sense as Jesus died sometime around 3pm and was dead for three full days, so he had to have risen after that same time, or betweem 3pm and sunset, so his tomb was empty by sunset and Mary found it that way after dark. She no doubt waited until the Sabbath ended as she wouldn't want to do work (moving the stone) on the Sabbath... John 20:1 (NIV) Early on the first day of the week, while it was still dark, Mary Magdalene went to the tomb and saw that the stone had been removed from the entrance. Jesus died around 3pm (9th hour of the day, and the daylight hours start around 6am)... Mark 15:34 (NIV) And at three in the afternoon Jesus cried out in a loud voice, “Eloi, Eloi, lema sabachthani?” (which means “My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?”). Jesus remained dead for three days and three nights (not three days and four nights) which means He HAD to have risen around the same hour... Matthew 12:40 (NIV) For as Jonah was three days and three nights in the belly of a huge fish, so the Son of Man will be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth. Scripture also states that He rose on the third day, so it had to have been on Saturday as Sunday would have been the forth day... 1 Corinthians 15:4 (NIV) that he was buried, that he was raised on the third day according to the Scriptures So given the fact that His tomb was empty before sunrise on Sunday, means He had to have risen around 3pm on Saturday before sunset to still be on the third day. And given the fact that he was dead for exactly 3 full days, means He had to have died around 3pm on a Wednesday before a holy day Sabbath, also called a "special Sabbath" or a "high day Sabbath". Not the weekly Sabbath. John 19:31 (NKJV) Therefore, because it was the Preparation Day, that the bodies should not remain on the cross on the Sabbath (for that Sabbath was a high day), the Jews asked Pilate that their legs might be broken, and that they might be taken away. As an interesting side note, this all helps us determine which year Jesus died as only one year had the Passover on a Wednesday, which would have been 30AD.