• An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
    He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

    'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

    3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

    The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

    An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?' The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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  • THIS IS GREAT..
    https://www.usasupreme.com/two-guys-attack-an-ex-military-guy-with-no-legs-in-front-of-the-night-club-he-serves-them-instant-justice-that-even-surprised-the-bouncer/
    THIS IS GREAT.. https://www.usasupreme.com/two-guys-attack-an-ex-military-guy-with-no-legs-in-front-of-the-night-club-he-serves-them-instant-justice-that-even-surprised-the-bouncer/
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  • Two Guys Attack An Ex-Military Guy With No Legs In Front Of The Night Club – He Serves Them Instant Justice That Even Surprised The Bouncer
    Two Guys Attack An Ex-Military Guy With No Legs In Front Of The Night Club – He Serves Them Instant Justice That Even Surprised The Bouncer
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  • Here's the top five must-have security apps for Android:

    1. Bouncer: https://is.gd/gSohk2
    2. Camera Guard PRO Webcam Blocker: https://is.gd/PMulmA
    3. Micro Guard PRO Microphone Blocker: https://is.gd/nZDFVR
    4. Fake GPS Location: https://is.gd/JzzSHv
    5. Bitdefender VPN: https://is.gd/7vTzWg

    Security tips:
    1. NEVER sign into a google account on your android phone.
    2. ALWAYS cover your selfie camera with a sticker.
    3. ALWAYS buy an unlocked phone.
    4. NEVER use a post-paid SIM card. The best prepaid SIM card in America is from a company called Mint. Prepaid SIM cards are the best option to hide your identity because they don't ask for your name or address, or billing information. You can buy a prepaid SIM in cash at many supermarkets and stores in America.
    5. Buy a refurbished phone instead of a new one whenever you can. It's cheaper, and it's better to hide your identity.
    6. NEVER use your real name or your real email address on your phone or social media. Always use a fake name and a fake email address to create your social media accounts. Every social media account should have its own fake email address. Never use the same email address for multiple social media accounts.

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    Here's the top five must-have security apps for Android: 1. Bouncer: https://is.gd/gSohk2 2. Camera Guard PRO Webcam Blocker: https://is.gd/PMulmA 3. Micro Guard PRO Microphone Blocker: https://is.gd/nZDFVR 4. Fake GPS Location: https://is.gd/JzzSHv 5. Bitdefender VPN: https://is.gd/7vTzWg Security tips: 1. NEVER sign into a google account on your android phone. 2. ALWAYS cover your selfie camera with a sticker. 3. ALWAYS buy an unlocked phone. 4. NEVER use a post-paid SIM card. The best prepaid SIM card in America is from a company called Mint. Prepaid SIM cards are the best option to hide your identity because they don't ask for your name or address, or billing information. You can buy a prepaid SIM in cash at many supermarkets and stores in America. 5. Buy a refurbished phone instead of a new one whenever you can. It's cheaper, and it's better to hide your identity. 6. NEVER use your real name or your real email address on your phone or social media. Always use a fake name and a fake email address to create your social media accounts. Every social media account should have its own fake email address. Never use the same email address for multiple social media accounts. #BestAndroidApp #BestAndroidApps #TopPaidAndroidApps #AndroidApps #AndroidApp #PaidAndroidApps #PaidAndroidApp #Bouncer #CameraGuardPRO #MicroGuardPRO #FakeGPSLocation #WebcamBlocker #MicrophoneBlocker #SignalPrivateMessenger #BitdefenderVPN #MintMobile #MintSimCard
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  • Instagram's recent T&C update made it very clear what we've already known: they're ALWAYS watching you through your phone's camera and listening to you WITHOUT your knowledge or consent.

    That means if you're on the shitter while using Twitter, Instagram is literally watching you shit in your own bathroom! They're also watching you f*ck your wife/girlfriend in your bedroom if you're foolish enough to bring your phone with you to the bedroom. Are you happy now, you brainless shameless sheeple?

    When you upload a file from a laptop/desktop browser, you're ONLY giving the website access to ONLY the file you're uploading. Nothing else. You're certainly NOT giving the website access to ALL the data on your Hard Drive. When it comes to apps on your smartphone, however, it's a COMPLETELY different story.

    Smartphones were deliberately designed with the draconian policy of EITHER ALL OR NOTHING. When you upload a photo from your Facebook/Instagram app, you're NOT giving them access to just that photo. You're giving them access to EVERYTHING on your phone, including ALL the pictures and videos you've ever taken or received from other people. Yep, we're not kidding!

    This is how they designed it from the very beginning. They designed this technology to be extremely pervasive to privacy. Luckily, now there's a solution. It's called Bouncer!

    It's an app that automatically removes permissions to the apps on exit.

    #Bouncer #BouncerApp #Privacy #TechOligarchs #Facebook #Instagram #Hatebook #BigBrother

    Sources:
    https://is.gd/axJMpG
    https://is.gd/qbhhDP
    https://is.gd/f50tfh
    https://is.gd/CqSQtQ
    https://is.gd/LOX161
    Instagram's recent T&C update made it very clear what we've already known: they're ALWAYS watching you through your phone's camera and listening to you WITHOUT your knowledge or consent. That means if you're on the shitter while using Twitter, Instagram is literally watching you shit in your own bathroom! They're also watching you f*ck your wife/girlfriend in your bedroom if you're foolish enough to bring your phone with you to the bedroom. Are you happy now, you brainless shameless sheeple? When you upload a file from a laptop/desktop browser, you're ONLY giving the website access to ONLY the file you're uploading. Nothing else. You're certainly NOT giving the website access to ALL the data on your Hard Drive. When it comes to apps on your smartphone, however, it's a COMPLETELY different story. Smartphones were deliberately designed with the draconian policy of EITHER ALL OR NOTHING. When you upload a photo from your Facebook/Instagram app, you're NOT giving them access to just that photo. You're giving them access to EVERYTHING on your phone, including ALL the pictures and videos you've ever taken or received from other people. Yep, we're not kidding! This is how they designed it from the very beginning. They designed this technology to be extremely pervasive to privacy. Luckily, now there's a solution. It's called Bouncer! It's an app that automatically removes permissions to the apps on exit. #Bouncer #BouncerApp #Privacy #TechOligarchs #Facebook #Instagram #Hatebook #BigBrother Sources: https://is.gd/axJMpG https://is.gd/qbhhDP https://is.gd/f50tfh https://is.gd/CqSQtQ https://is.gd/LOX161
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