• It is Pretty hard to keep selling Fidget Spinners when the radio the Aliens put in your back won’t turn off and all you can hear in your head are those little green Bastards bragging about stealing Earth’s Snow Crabs and all the Great Sex they are having with them #bobscott #iamnotacpa
    It is Pretty hard to keep selling Fidget Spinners when the radio the Aliens put in your back won’t turn off and all you can hear in your head are those little green Bastards bragging about stealing Earth’s Snow Crabs and all the Great Sex they are having with them #bobscott #iamnotacpa
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  • Friends, I simply cannot recommend Dollar Store Re-Hydration Drink — I had 4 gallons of it last night while Square Dancing and Vigorously humping and today I just cannot stop peeing, even when I am sitting on the Public City Bus and writing this post right now #bobscott #notacpa #iamnotbald
    Friends, I simply cannot recommend Dollar Store Re-Hydration Drink — I had 4 gallons of it last night while Square Dancing and Vigorously humping and today I just cannot stop peeing, even when I am sitting on the Public City Bus and writing this post right now #bobscott #notacpa #iamnotbald
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  • To be clear, it is only in the state of Minnesota where I am banned for life from Square Dancing — in 2017 I drank too many Bartles & Jaymes, got a Big hickey on my 3rd nipple, and crossed Judo with an Allemande Left, it was a bloodbath #bobscott #notacpa #iamnotbald
    To be clear, it is only in the state of Minnesota where I am banned for life from Square Dancing — in 2017 I drank too many Bartles & Jaymes, got a Big hickey on my 3rd nipple, and crossed Judo with an Allemande Left, it was a bloodbath #bobscott #notacpa #iamnotbald
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  • There are 2 things at the Harvest Soirée Square Dance you can always bet will be in short supply, Gatorade and Rubbers — that is why I get my Rubbers in bulk off Craig’s List and wear a 4 gallon backpack weed sprayer filled with Dollar Store Re-Hydration Drink #bobscott #notacpa #iamnotbald
    There are 2 things at the Harvest Soirée Square Dance you can always bet will be in short supply, Gatorade and Rubbers — that is why I get my Rubbers in bulk off Craig’s List and wear a 4 gallon backpack weed sprayer filled with Dollar Store Re-Hydration Drink #bobscott #notacpa #iamnotbald
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  • IMPORTANT NEWS ABOUT MY UPCOMING ONLINE YARD SALE:

    Value Village has given me 45 days more to pay them back for all the socks I stole in 2019–2021 so that means I will no longer be forced to sell my collection of Big and Small Dildos (Assorted Colors), sorry #bobscott #notacpa #iamnotbald
    IMPORTANT NEWS ABOUT MY UPCOMING ONLINE YARD SALE: Value Village has given me 45 days more to pay them back for all the socks I stole in 2019–2021 so that means I will no longer be forced to sell my collection of Big and Small Dildos (Assorted Colors), sorry #bobscott #notacpa #iamnotbald
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  • Dear
    @elonmusk whenever you finish Buying the Twitter Social Network, make it easier please for Fans to have a safe place to talk about Monte Cristo sandwiches #bobscott #notacpa
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    Dear @elonmusk whenever you finish Buying the Twitter Social Network, make it easier please for Fans to have a safe place to talk about Monte Cristo sandwiches #bobscott #notacpa #bobscott #notacpa
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  • My friend Lem said, “Bob Scott, you are a Real Tech Pro, in 1994 it took you only 23 days to learn how to send a Fax,” which was all I needed to hear to jump onto this whole ‘Bit-Coin’ Bandwagon — I just wish I knew where in ComputerLand my $121.77 is now?? #bobscott #notacpa
    My friend Lem said, “Bob Scott, you are a Real Tech Pro, in 1994 it took you only 23 days to learn how to send a Fax,” which was all I needed to hear to jump onto this whole ‘Bit-Coin’ Bandwagon — I just wish I knew where in ComputerLand my $121.77 is now?? #bobscott #notacpa
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  • Dear
    @MerleNormanInc I know your Sales Workers can see me outside your just now closed Niles store holding up one $5 bill and three $1 bills — yes I know that does not add up to $9 but I have some loose change in my pants, BELIEVE ME #bobscott #notacpa
    Dear @MerleNormanInc I know your Sales Workers can see me outside your just now closed Niles store holding up one $5 bill and three $1 bills — yes I know that does not add up to $9 but I have some loose change in my pants, BELIEVE ME #bobscott #notacpa
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  • Dear
    @MerleNormanInc
    , do not close your Niles store until I can get there please — I AM RUNNING JUST AS FAST AS I CAN AND I HAVE ABOUT $9 #bobscott #notacpa
    Dear @MerleNormanInc , do not close your Niles store until I can get there please — I AM RUNNING JUST AS FAST AS I CAN AND I HAVE ABOUT $9 #bobscott #notacpa
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  • How is it the 21st Century but Merle Norman still closes at 6 PM #bobscott #notacpa
    How is it the 21st Century but Merle Norman still closes at 6 PM #bobscott #notacpa
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