Former C.P.A. I like some puddings and most sea-foods. I have been in the Army, Prison (two times), and Seminary. ALSO I AM NOT BALD
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- It is Pretty hard to keep selling Fidget Spinners when the radio the Aliens put in your back won’t turn off and all you can hear in your head are those little green Bastards bragging about stealing Earth’s Snow Crabs and all the Great Sex they are having with them #bobscott #iamnotacpaIt is Pretty hard to keep selling Fidget Spinners when the radio the Aliens put in your back won’t turn off and all you can hear in your head are those little green Bastards bragging about stealing Earth’s Snow Crabs and all the Great Sex they are having with them #bobscott #iamnotacpa0 Comments 0 Shares 1627 Views1
- Sorry I have been off here a few days but my Boss at the Fidget Spinner Mall Kiosk told me “Bob Scott, one more strike and you are fired” so I had to take up a new hobby called Alcoholism #bobscottSorry I have been off here a few days but my Boss at the Fidget Spinner Mall Kiosk told me “Bob Scott, one more strike and you are fired” so I had to take up a new hobby called Alcoholism #bobscott0 Comments 0 Shares 946 Views1
- Friends, I simply cannot recommend Dollar Store Re-Hydration Drink — I had 4 gallons of it last night while Square Dancing and Vigorously humping and today I just cannot stop peeing, even when I am sitting on the Public City Bus and writing this post right now #bobscott #notacpa #iamnotbaldFriends, I simply cannot recommend Dollar Store Re-Hydration Drink — I had 4 gallons of it last night while Square Dancing and Vigorously humping and today I just cannot stop peeing, even when I am sitting on the Public City Bus and writing this post right now #bobscott #notacpa #iamnotbald0 Comments 0 Shares 1728 Views1
- To be clear, it is only in the state of Minnesota where I am banned for life from Square Dancing — in 2017 I drank too many Bartles & Jaymes, got a Big hickey on my 3rd nipple, and crossed Judo with an Allemande Left, it was a bloodbath #bobscott #notacpa #iamnotbaldTo be clear, it is only in the state of Minnesota where I am banned for life from Square Dancing — in 2017 I drank too many Bartles & Jaymes, got a Big hickey on my 3rd nipple, and crossed Judo with an Allemande Left, it was a bloodbath #bobscott #notacpa #iamnotbald0 Comments 0 Shares 1517 Views1
- There are 2 things at the Harvest Soirée Square Dance you can always bet will be in short supply, Gatorade and Rubbers — that is why I get my Rubbers in bulk off Craig’s List and wear a 4 gallon backpack weed sprayer filled with Dollar Store Re-Hydration Drink #bobscott #notacpa #iamnotbald
There are 2 things at the Harvest Soirée Square Dance you can always bet will be in short supply, Gatorade and Rubbers — that is why I get my Rubbers in bulk off Craig’s List and wear a 4 gallon backpack weed sprayer filled with Dollar Store Re-Hydration Drink #bobscott #notacpa #iamnotbald0 Comments 0 Shares 1612 Views1 - For those Harvest Soirée Square Dance 1st timers out there: Remember to keep a tablespoon handy in your back pocket or between your ample cleavage so that you can dip into the All-You-Can-Eat Community Potato Salad Bowl without breaking your sashay #bobscottFor those Harvest Soirée Square Dance 1st timers out there: Remember to keep a tablespoon handy in your back pocket or between your ample cleavage so that you can dip into the All-You-Can-Eat Community Potato Salad Bowl without breaking your sashay #bobscott0 Comments 0 Shares 951 Views1
- IMPORTANT NEWS ABOUT MY UPCOMING ONLINE YARD SALE:
Value Village has given me 45 days more to pay them back for all the socks I stole in 2019–2021 so that means I will no longer be forced to sell my collection of Big and Small Dildos (Assorted Colors), sorry #bobscott #notacpa #iamnotbaldIMPORTANT NEWS ABOUT MY UPCOMING ONLINE YARD SALE: Value Village has given me 45 days more to pay them back for all the socks I stole in 2019–2021 so that means I will no longer be forced to sell my collection of Big and Small Dildos (Assorted Colors), sorry #bobscott #notacpa #iamnotbald0 Comments 0 Shares 1506 Views2 - Dear
@elonmusk whenever you finish Buying the Twitter Social Network, make it easier please for Fans to have a safe place to talk about Monte Cristo sandwiches #bobscott #notacpa
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#notacpaDear @elonmusk whenever you finish Buying the Twitter Social Network, make it easier please for Fans to have a safe place to talk about Monte Cristo sandwiches #bobscott #notacpa #bobscott #notacpa0 Comments 0 Shares 1189 Views1 - My friend Lem said, “Bob Scott, you are a Real Tech Pro, in 1994 it took you only 23 days to learn how to send a Fax,” which was all I needed to hear to jump onto this whole ‘Bit-Coin’ Bandwagon — I just wish I knew where in ComputerLand my $121.77 is now?? #bobscott #notacpaMy friend Lem said, “Bob Scott, you are a Real Tech Pro, in 1994 it took you only 23 days to learn how to send a Fax,” which was all I needed to hear to jump onto this whole ‘Bit-Coin’ Bandwagon — I just wish I knew where in ComputerLand my $121.77 is now?? #bobscott #notacpa0 Comments 0 Shares 1184 Views1
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@MerleNormanInc I know your Sales Workers can see me outside your just now closed Niles store holding up one $5 bill and three $1 bills — yes I know that does not add up to $9 but I have some loose change in my pants, BELIEVE ME #bobscott #notacpaDear @MerleNormanInc I know your Sales Workers can see me outside your just now closed Niles store holding up one $5 bill and three $1 bills — yes I know that does not add up to $9 but I have some loose change in my pants, BELIEVE ME #bobscott #notacpa0 Comments 0 Shares 1191 Views2
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