Subject: Just Passing These On... BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE PUPPIES
 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
 Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
 Must sell washer and dryer £100. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE Worn once by mistake.
 Call Stephanie. **** And the WINNER is.... **** FOR SALE BY OWNER.
 Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. 
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything. Statement of the Century Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly. "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?" 
Children Are Quick 
___________________________ TEACHER: Why are you late? STUDENT: Class started before I got here. 
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 TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
 JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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 TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
 GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
 TEACHER: No, that's wrong
. GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
 (I Love this child) 
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 TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
 DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
 TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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 TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
 WINNIE: Me!
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 TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 
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 TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
 LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ___________________________
 TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
 SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook. 
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 TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
 CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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 TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
 HAROLD: A teacher

Senate Committee Sneaks Provision into NDAA Allowing Women to Be Drafted https://www.infowars.com/posts/senate-committee-sneaks-provision-into-ndaa-allowing-women-to-be-drafted/

Shireen Gonzaga - Rare juvenile T. rex discovered by young fossil hunters: https://earthsky.org/earth/t-rex-juvenile-young-fossil-hunters/ #TyrannosaurusRex #TRex #TeenRex #Dinosaur #Cretaceous #FossilHunting #Fossil #LifeOnEarth #History #Paleontology

Hospice Nurse DIES, Reveals SHOCKING Encounter! | David Parker Part 1 | Near Death Experience #nde https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11DgYOavHlM&list=TLPQMTUwNjIwMjQogA1iP3b1kg&index=10

Video: #DavidKnight, who I host on Radio America USA - #WakeUpAmerica #ResistTyranny - The Apps That Snitch On Your #Driving & Raise Your #Automobile #Insurance Rates - • A major insurance company has set up a very sneaky and stealthy way to raise you insurance rates by spying on you with apps you wouldn't suspect. • Speed #cameras write false tickets https://rumble.com/v51mxdh-the-apps-that-snitch-on-your-driving-and-raise-your-insurance-rates.html

Pretty neat to see that old idiot get yelled at even if the person yelling at him is also an idiot. News media will ignore it. If they do say anything, it was a right-wing agitator. https://www.rightjournalism.com/video-eaten-by-their-own-well-placed-protester-confronts-president-biden-during-his-speech-and-wow/

GOOD MORNING FRIENDS AND FOLLOWERS: TODAY IS MY SECOND DAY OF USING MY NEW MORE PROFESSIONAL CUTTING AND EDITING SOFTWARE AND I THINK IT'S A BLESSING. AT THE LAST MINUTE THIS MORNING I MADE A CHANGE IN PLANS AND I'M POSTING THIS BREAKING NEWS OF ALEX JONES SPEAKING TO THE PRESS OUTSIDE THE FEDERAL COURTROOM IN HOUSTON THAT WILL DECIDE IF HIS MEDIA COMPANY, INCLUDING STUDIOS AND EQUIPMENT WILL BE CONFISCATED AND SHUT DOWN FOREVER. THIS IS ANOTHER CHAPTER OF THE WITCH HUNT AGAINST PRESIDENT TRUMP THAT WANTS TO PUT TRUMP IN JAIL, HAS PETER NAVARRO IN FEDERAL PRISON, HAS ORDERED STEVE BANNON TO REPORT TO PRISON ON JULY 1st, HAS JAILED COUNTLESS INNOCENT PEOPLE WHO WERE IN THE CAPITOL OR NEAR THE CAPITOL ON JANUARY 6/2021 UNARMED, JUST PROTESTING WITH SIGNS OR FLAGS AND WANTS TO SILENCE DISSENTING VOICES, INCLUDING ALEX JONES'. AS OF NOW, WHEN I'M POSTING THIS, I THINK ALEX JONES HAS WON A SMALL BATTLE IN THE WAR AGAINST HIM AND INFOWARS. LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WEEK AND BEYOND.

BREAKING: Russian warships clash with US, Canadian ships near Florida Keys. In an unexpected and tense development, Russian warships have sailed into the Atlantic and are currently involved in a standoff with American and Canadian ships near Key Largo, Florida.

https://nypost.com/2024/06/13/us-news/suspected-nyc-jihadist-was-caught-near-major-airport-as-new-details-of-averted-disaster-are-revealed/

The reason why it took the USG nearly two years to essentially recreate the “Disinformation Governance Board”, albeit in its new hybrid American-European and putatively Ukrainian-focused rebranded form, is due to the Democrats taking their hoped-for victory over Trump for granted until last fall. It became that he truly has enough supporters to “beat the cheat” and give him a margin that’s “too big to rig”. This dawning realization prompted them to create a multilateral platform for bringing together Western propagandists in order to maximize their efforts to defeat Trump and others like him. https://korybko.substack.com/p/the-warsaw-based-ukraine-communications