Okay fine. You can fill the Danger Deep Hole with farts and giggles. Tickle your whiskers against the innards, choke and gag, cough up a rag, pinch your toes around your tail. Yell out in the dark, "I want to bark because I fail." when you are done come up out of the jail.
Now say you are sorry for being so mean. And promise me you never want to be seen only heard and not with mean words, only...