Gaetz has an awesome sense of humor!

I am losing faith in the security surrounding conservatives. 1. He shouldn’t have gotten there. 2. He should have required a trip to the ER after.

https://conservativeus.com/video-large-man-in-skimpy-womens-clothing-crashes-matt-gaetz-event-congressman-delivers-the-perfect-punchline/

MEME DROP #196: The Purpose Of A Meme Is To Disturb The Humorless
And To Humor The Disturbed
https://www.starfirecodes.com/p/meme-drop-196-the-purpose-of-a-meme?publication_id=411246&post_id=146651972&isFreemail=true&r=1maoyr&triedRedirect=true

Tone Deaf Comics - Marching Band Bingo:

https://www.tonedeafcomics.com/blogs/comics/marching-band-bingo

#MarchingBand #Band #Bingo #Music #Humor

Trump Campaign Should Hire JP Sears
Hilarious Faux-Interview
https://johnhouk.substack.com/p/trump-campaign-should-hire-jp-sears

SUMMARY: JP Sears performs a faux-interview with Que-Mala (Kamala) Harris certain to draw virulent condemnation from Dem-Marxist virtue liars. Publicly the Trump campaign will probably distance itself from this faux-interview, BUT privately the campaign-staffers are laughing hysterically. –CHECK IT OUT!
#JPFauxInterview #PoliticalHumor

Who's also ready for the heat to be over and hunting season here? https://ericnestor.com/deer-hunting-humor-the-fair-weather-hunter/

Introducing THE HAMMER Commentary:
Beginning with Cheatle, then on to Que-Mala (Kamala) and More on America
https://johnhouk.substack.com/p/introducing-the-hammer-commentary

SUMMARY: There is a historical Charles Martel … The pseudonymous Charles Martel shares his opinion in an irascible and sometimes with a bit of stinging humor. The pseudonymous Martel HAMMERS commentary on LYING Dems. …TAKE A LOOK!
#CharlesMartel #DemsLie #Election2024

#truth #democrats #humor #humour

#humor #humour #drsuess

Subject: Just Passing These On...



BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT



These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:





FREE PUPPIES


1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.



FREE PUPPIES.

Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.


Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.



COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale.



JOINING NUDIST COLONY!


Must sell washer and dryer £100.



WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE

Worn once by mistake.
 Call Stephanie.



**** And the WINNER is.... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.


Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. 
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.

No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.



Statement of the Century

Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly. "If women are so bloody perfect

at multitasking, How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"





Children Are Quick


___________________________

TEACHER: Why are you late?

STUDENT: Class started before I got here.




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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?


JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.




___________________________


TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'


GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'


TEACHER: No, that's wrong
.

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.


(I Love this child)




___________________________


TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?


DONALD: H I J K L M N O.


TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.




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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.


WINNIE: Me!




___________________________


TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.




___________________________


TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.

Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?


LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.



___________________________


TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?


SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook.




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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?


CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)




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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?


HAROLD: A teacher