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5 Bucks and a Hershey Bar A young seminarian receives his first parish orders and reports to the Bishop. The Bishop welcomes the seminarian and tells him his first week he will be in charge of the confessional. The first visitor speaks to the seminarian and says, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned", to which the seminarian replied, "What sin did you commit, my son?" "I masturbated" is his reply, to which the seminarian responds, "Wash your hands in Holy Water, say three Hail Marys and never sin again." The next visitor is a Nun. She tells the seminarian, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned", to which the seminarian replies, "What sin did you commit, sister?", to which she replies, "I bumped against a man in a crowd and he had an erection and my hand brushed against it." The seminarian replied, "This was surely not your fault, but if it makes you feel better, wash your hand in Holy Water and say 3 Hail Marys and be careful not to let it happen again." The next visitor is a gorgeous buxom blonde who tells the seminarian, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned" to which the seminarian replies, "What sin did you commit, my child?" She replies, "I gave a man a blow job and he wasn't my husband." Perplexed, the seminarian can't remember what the penance is for that sin, and cannot find it in his book of penances. He looks out of the confessional booth for the Bishop, but he is nowhere in sight. About then an altar boy walks by and he grabs his arm and asks him quietly, "Have you got any idea what the Bishop gives for a blow job?" The altar boy replies, "Oh, that's an easy one. 5 bucks and a Hershey bar!" https://imgflip.com/i/8q7ecp

Actual Customer Review From a Man on Amazon UK After Using Veet Hair Removal Cream for Men After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. (Sounds kind of gay to me.) Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat. I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types. Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two vegetables. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open, trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering arhhh ooooohhh that feels good ahhh! Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in, it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status, so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect! https://imgflip.com/i/8q0hs3

2024 is the first time in modern American history where voters will be able to choose between two men who have both been president. Which four years would give you a better idea that the next four years will make you richer, freer, and more secure? It's not even close.

What! It's almost like Hamas doesn't care about their citizens! Lol. To the left, these are their Apex warriors. https://www.rightjournalism.com/no-msm-coverage-video-out-of-gaza-shows-palestinian-children-trying-to-take-part-in-humanitarian-food-aid-but-hamas-terrorists-have-other-ideas/

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙞𝙜 𝙇𝙞𝙚𝙨!! “On my watch, when we make promises, we keep them. And we leave no one behind.” —Joe Biden. “The idea that we would cut off military aid to an ally [Israel] — our only true, true ally in the entire region — is absolutely preposterous. It’s just beyond my comprehension anyone would do that.” —Joe Biden in 2019

Dangerous Driving Cop's Feelings Get Hurt Checkpoints have been deemed #UnConstitutional.... But that does not stop #Criminals with badges from setting them up! We always hear "There's bad people in every profession" which is true.... But a bad plumber cannot SHOOT AND KILL ME or send me to PRISON for no reason! THAT is the difference folks! And let's face it, #Police work for a #Corporation, a for-profit corporation! And to top it all off, when they violate their #Oath and #FederalLaw.... We can rest assured that they'll "Investigate themselves" and find "no wrongdoing" (As usual) I believe that EVERY CRIMINAL IN AMERICA deserves the SAME consideration! When Police catch a burglar or a rapist, that individual should get to "Investigate himself" and let us know the outcome! Because if we don't, we ARE hypocrites! We allow the criminals of the Police Department to do this..... And "Every American is to be treated EQUALLY UNDER THE LAW" so it's only fair! You don't like this idea? Well maybe you should let the criminals at the local PD know that it's BS then! Otherwise.... ALL CRIMINALS should be allowed to "investigate themselves" https://youtu.be/vxNSU_HYAfs

NASA'S FIRST ATTEMPT AT FAKING "OUTER SPACE" People have been so thoroughly BRAINWASHED by their #Rockefeller funded indoctrination center ( their #Schools ) they have no idea how pathetic the history of #NASA is! It's nothing more than #Kabbalah worshiping #Wizards using deception to literally cast spells on you! The bible warned you about these things.... But you assumed they were speaking to "someone else" YOU could never be fooled by #Satan worshiping Wizards! NO WAY! Well... I have news for YOU partner... If you believe that NASA is anything other than a group of Satanic Deceivers indoctrinating you into a Satanic #Cult... Then they've already cast their spell on you! THIS was NASA's first attempt to lie to the American people! PATHETIC! https://www.bitchute.com/video/tqB5uKITb51k/

I clipped this from a post.... EVERYONE should read it! If we want to change the WORLD, we must start by changing OURSELVES! Being "tolerant" of #Evil is NOT the position a Christian takes! I'll be "tolerant" of Freemasons, just like Jesus was "tolerant" of the money-changers! Speaking of which... We should not be tolerant of them either! #Bankers are modern money changers folks! And they are stealing the earth, which was given to YOU, using worthless paper! The Advent Truth Admin Freemasonry: the all-embracing Heresy Freemasonry is a pagan cult that pretends to embrace all religions, but only in order to negate them all. Our lust for more power, money, and sex is unleashed inside this all-embracing heresy called Roman Catholic Freemasonry. The lower instincts become the higher. Accordingly, culture has been degraded and we have no real collective identity or ideals, just animal appetites. Lead by this satanic "G"ay m.a.f.i.a, all the humanity is becoming a bizarre sex cult. Inside the Freemasonry, only their inner circles are aware that the "Craft" is in fact devoted to Satanism, serving pagan gods behind a veil of false Judaism (Synagogue of Satan). These masonic Satanists disguise their agenda in warm and fuzzy buzzwords like "economic justice" and "international peace". They also have drafted a new world constitution called the "Earth Charter". In 2002, the Earth Charter was presented to the United Nations (UN) in a pantheistic 21st Century replica of the Ark of the Covenant called "the Ark of Hope". For many centuries, the world has been subject to a gradual and subtle process of Masonic occultist indoctrination. Religion is portrayed as irrelevant and the human "liberation" is defined as being able to have sex with anything and anyone, talking about bodily functions and exposing the body (the Temple of the Most High) in public. Also as humanity is continually made sicker by this heretic cult that is trying to rule over us, the man has become more and more beast-like. The untold fact is that we cannot understand the modern world unless we appreciate that it is the result of a gigantic Masonic conspiracy, planned by the Vatican and the Jesuits (IHS). Without belonging to the freemasonry and participating in their pacts and filthy oaths, there is no chance of a fast career, regardless of how talented one is. Essentially, a dominant segment of Western society has joined the Zionist financial elite in embracing Freemasonry, a satanic philosophy that represents a death wish for civilization. They imagine somehow they will profit from the oppression, lies and suffering caused by their Vatican's "New World Order". Incredible and bizarre as it sounds, 300 mainly Zionist banking families have used Freemasonry as an instrument to subvert, control and degrade the Western world. Masons are responsible for communism, Zionism, socialism, liberalism, feminism, anarchism and all the other "isms" in our society - "divide and conquer" they say. These "world revolutionary", "progressive" movements ensnare millions of gullible idealists by promising a utopia based on materialism and "reason" and dedicated to "liberty, equality and fraternity," "public ownership" or some other idealistic sounding claptrap. The common goal of these Masonic inspired movements is to undermine race, religion, nation and family ("all collective forces except our own") by promoting social division, self indulgence and "tolerance", miscegenation, atheism, nihilism, globalism, sexual "liberation" and homosexuality thereby reducing humanity to a uniform dysfunctional and malleable mush. Ultimately, Freemasons not only control politics but also virtually every sector of Western society, including the so called "science and culture". In last instance, Freemasonry is a cancer on earth - a club of fraudsters - nothing but the Vatican's m.a.f.i.a. Wherever the name of the Catholic church can't appear involved, there you will find the Roman Catholic Freemasonry infiltrated - as in the schemes of the m.a.f.i.a itself.

Yes, the Nazi Party had an AntiFa too, that's where the Ds got the idea for their foot soldiers from.