Actual Customer Review From a Man on Amazon UK After Using Veet Hair Removal Cream for Men After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. (Sounds kind of gay to me.) Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat. I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types. Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two vegetables. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open, trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering arhhh ooooohhh that feels good ahhh! Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in, it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status, so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect! https://imgflip.com/i/8q0hs3

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LOL... THE DOWNVOTES ARE LIKE SCREAMS OF DEMONS DOUSED IN HOLY WATER, JUST MEANS HE HIT THE TARGET While it is certainly true that #Evil has taken over a large portion of America..... It's also true that Yahuwah is firmly in the driver's seat, and He has HIS PEOPLE awakening like never before! Hopefully everyone is getting the message..... Because the time for CHOOSING a side is here! Righteous people do NOT buy products from #Evil #Corporations! They also do not support #Satanic systems of control, like the Maritime Admiralty Law #Slave System set up in America that we call "The #Courts" and the #Police, and of course.... The illegitimate, Pagan idol worshiping corporate "government" (which is NOT your government!) CHOOSE WISELY! https://www.bitchute.com/video/ThuKelCCGTYx/

It is the most indescribable thing I've ever experienced! You feel like running around and shaking people awake! Screaming from the rooftops.... As those same people look at you and speak to you as if you are a lunatic! Even your family It's a curse of sorts..... But definitely a blessing! My bible is speaking right to me these days! Luke 10:24 “For I tell you, that many prophets and kings have desired to see those things which ye see, and have not seen them; and to hear those things which ye hear, and have not heard them.”

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I just LOVE people who claim to be secular or "not religious" who believe in the #Globe or "Science." I get a giggle every time I hear these people who claim to be secular, but then they'll turn around and start spewing "Science" at you, and the REAL JOKE is their belief in the #Globe! If you believe in modern "Science" and the GLOBE, I hate to tell you this.... BUT YOU BELIEVE IN A RELIGION! And you are possibly even a "religious zealot" if you scream and yell at other people because they don't believe in your religion! You believe in these things based PURELY ON #FAITH! Because you cannot PROVE any of these beliefs! You are as just as "religious" as anyone on earth! You believe in things that CANNOT BE PROVEN! That's a RELIGION! Now I'm NOT talking about ACTUAL SCIENCE where the scientific method is strictly adhered to. I'm talking about the belief in #Gravity and #Heliocentrism. You know, things that cannot be PROVEN Nobody in human history has PROVEN the existence of Gravity! Now sure, you can say "Drop something, and it'll hit the floor" Okay..... SO WHAT DOES THAT PROVE??? Well.... dummy, it proves that buoyancy and density work! THESE ARE PROVEN SCIENTIFIC "THEORIES." So they are FACTS! Whereas "Gravity" has never been proven, it simply attempted to explain things that have ALREADY BEEN EXPLAINED! Same goes for the unproven THEORY of heliocentrism It is another RELIGION based purely on a THEORY that cannot be proven You cannot just rename scientific FACTS like buoyancy , Density, and electrostatic charge to something like "Gravity" and claim you've "proven" anything! You have done nothing but renamed scientific FACTS! Why do things fall? because they are more dense than their surroundings OR because of their electrostatic charge! If Newton had been sitting beside a body of water when the Freemason idiot got hit in the head with an apple, he'd have seen that when that apple bounced off of his empty head and landed in the water..... IT FLOATED! And that is because of Density! The apple FELL through the air because it was MORE DENSE than the air surrounding it! But if it landed in water you'd see IT FLOATS! And that is because the water is MORE DENSE than the apple! So just STOP claiming to be secular when you are a member of a #Cult! A Cult of crazy people who yell and call people stupid because they don't believe in YOUR RELIGION! You cannot PROVE these things, so they ARE a religion, without a doubt Just admit it, you are in a cult! I'd like to deprogram you.... I'm just not sure I can (Unless you LISTEN anyway)

WE ARE A CORPORATION & ELECTED OFFICIALS ARE IMPOSTERS After screaming this information from the rooftops for the past 3 years, it's nice to know that someone was listening! https://www.bitchute.com/video/XS6IchbhPoYz/

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NO SMART CRACKS FROM ANYONE!!!!! How Old is granddad? Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It will blow you away. One evening a grandson was talking to his granddad about current events. The grandson asked his granddad what he thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general. The Granddad replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before: ' television ' penicillin ' polio shots frozen foods ' Xerox contact lenses Frisbees and ' the pill There were no: ' credit cards laser beams or ball-point pens Man had not yet invented: pantyhose air conditioners dishwashers clothes dryers and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and ' man hadn't yet walked on the moon Your Grandmother and I got married first, and then lived together. Every family had a father and a mother. Until I was 25, I called every man older than me, "Sir." And after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title, "Sir." We were before gay-rights, computer-dating, dual careers, daycare centers, and group therapy. Our lives were governed by the Ten Commandments, good judgment, and common sense. We were taught to know the difference between right and wrong and to stand up and take responsibility for our actions. Serving your country was a privilege; living in this country was a bigger privilege. We thought fast food was what people ate during Lent. Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your cousins. Draft dodgers were those who closed front doors as the evening breeze started. Time-sharing meant time the family spent together in the evenings and weekends-not purchasing condominiums. We never heard of FM radios, tape decks , CD's, electric typewriters, yogurt, or guys wearing earrings. We listened to Big Bands, Jack Benny, and the President's speeches on our radios. And I don't ever remember any kid blowing his brains out listening to Tommy Dorsey. If you saw anything with 'Made in Japan ' on it, it was junk. The term 'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam. Pizza Hut, McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of. We had 5 &10-cent stores where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents. Ice-cream cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all a nickel. And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your nickel on enough stamps to mail 1 letter and 2 postcards. You could buy a new Ford Coupe for $600, but who could afford one? Too bad, because gas was 11 cents a gallon. In my day: "grass" was mowed, “gay” was happy ' "coke" was a cold drink, "pot" was something your mother cooked in and "rock music" was your grandmother's lullaby. ' "Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office, ' "chip" meant a piece of wood, ' "hardware" was found in a hardware store and. "software" wasn't even a word. And we were the last generation to actually believe that a lady needed a husband to have a baby. No wonder people call us "old and confused" and say there is a generation gap. How old do you think I am? Are you ready????? He would be 65 years old , Born in 1952 . GIVES YOU SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT. PASS THIS ON TO THE OLD ONES. THE YOUNG ONES WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT. (IMHO: YET,...MOST OF THIS IS PRETTY DAMNED ACCURATE!!)