• A Stockman named Slim was overseeing his herd in a remote pasture in Texas when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.

    The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the farmer, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?"

    Slim looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?"

    The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASApage on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

    The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany.

    Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

    Finally, he prints out a full-colour, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer, turns to the drover and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

    "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Slim.

    He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the boot of his car.

    Then Slim says to the young man, "Hey Fella, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

    The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"

    "You're a senator in Joe Bidens Government`", says Slim.

    "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

    "No guessing required." answered the Stockman.

    "You showed up here even though nobody called you;
    You want to get paid for an answer I already knew - to a question I never asked.
    You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are… and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living… or about cows, for that matter.

    This is a herd of sheep. ...
    Now give me back my dog!
    A Stockman named Slim was overseeing his herd in a remote pasture in Texas when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the farmer, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?" Slim looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?" The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASApage on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-colour, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer, turns to the drover and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves." "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Slim. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the boot of his car. Then Slim says to the young man, "Hey Fella, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?" The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?" "You're a senator in Joe Bidens Government`", says Slim. "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required." answered the Stockman. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; You want to get paid for an answer I already knew - to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are… and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living… or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep. ... Now give me back my dog!
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  • https://youtu.be/rhYM64p9poM

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    Colder Ice Age, Fake Clouds, Fantasy Animations | S0 News Feb.24.2021
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    https://youtu.be/rhYM64p9poM YouTube (https://youtu.be/rhYM64p9poM) Colder Ice Age, Fake Clouds, Fantasy Animations | S0 News Feb.24.2021 Daily Sun, Earth and Science NewsDISASTER CYCLE PLAYLIST: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHSoxioQtwZcVcFC85TxEEiirgfXwhfswCLIMATE FORCING Playlist https:...
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  • CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSED BY WILDFIRES ... ESTIMATES ARE THAT 80% OF WILDFIRES ARE CAUSED BY ARSON ... MAYBE GOVERNMENTS SHOULD START BY PUTTING SECURITY SYSTEMS AT FOREST EDGES ... AND INVESTIGATING KNOWN TERRORISTS THAT USE FIRE AS WEAPONS (IE AL QUEDA) ...
    "How wildfires may have larger effects on cloud formation than previously thought" https://phys.org/news/2021-02-wildfires-larger-effects-cloud-formation.html
    CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSED BY WILDFIRES ... ESTIMATES ARE THAT 80% OF WILDFIRES ARE CAUSED BY ARSON ... MAYBE GOVERNMENTS SHOULD START BY PUTTING SECURITY SYSTEMS AT FOREST EDGES ... AND INVESTIGATING KNOWN TERRORISTS THAT USE FIRE AS WEAPONS (IE AL QUEDA) ... "How wildfires may have larger effects on cloud formation than previously thought" https://phys.org/news/2021-02-wildfires-larger-effects-cloud-formation.html
    How wildfires may have larger effects on cloud formation than previously thought
    As the frequency and size of wildfires continues to increase worldwide, new research from Carnegie Mellon University scientists shows how the chemical aging of the particles emitted by these fires can lead to more extensive cloud formation and intense storm development in the atmosphere. The research was published online today in the journal Science Advances.
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  • Scotty Kilmer - This New Mod Will Make Your #Car Ride Like a Cloud (The History of #Suspension Systems):

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ggz0Catfaho

    #ShockAbsorbers #AutomotiveEngineering #VehicleDynamics #DriverComfort #Hydraulic #HydraulicShockAbsorbers #GasShock #GasShockAbsorbers #SavageScotty
    Scotty Kilmer - This New Mod Will Make Your #Car Ride Like a Cloud (The History of #Suspension Systems): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ggz0Catfaho #ShockAbsorbers #AutomotiveEngineering #VehicleDynamics #DriverComfort #Hydraulic #HydraulicShockAbsorbers #GasShock #GasShockAbsorbers #SavageScotty
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  • #NASA Mission Seeks to Understand Bright Night-Shining #Clouds by Creating One:

    https://www.nasa.gov/feature/goddard/2021/nasa-mission-seeks-to-understand-bright-night-shining-clouds-by-creating-one

    #SuperSoaker #WeatherModification #MesosphericCloud #PolarMesosphericCloud #PMC #LASER #CloudCreation #IceCrystals #WaterVapor #SpaceTraffic #Atmosphere #AtmosphericScience
    #NASA Mission Seeks to Understand Bright Night-Shining #Clouds by Creating One: https://www.nasa.gov/feature/goddard/2021/nasa-mission-seeks-to-understand-bright-night-shining-clouds-by-creating-one #SuperSoaker #WeatherModification #MesosphericCloud #PolarMesosphericCloud #PMC #LASER #CloudCreation #IceCrystals #WaterVapor #SpaceTraffic #Atmosphere #AtmosphericScience
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  • Namasté 🙏 If you are looking for original meditation music, I provide exclusive licenses with full commercial rights (including copyright assignments) to the meditation music of my composition. I use healing frequencies and solfeggio, binaural beats, singing bowls, vocals, pan drums, didgeridoos, gongs, synthesizers, and many more ethnic instruments...Please listen to available tracks on Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/meditationmusiclicenses/sets (or this link for mobile device: https://soundcloud.com/meditationmusiclicenses ). You can buy Exclusive licenses for commercial use on Upwork: https://www.upwork.com/services/product/exclusive-meditation-music-for-commercial-use-binaural-beats-hz-1338063804288503808/

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    Namasté 🙏 If you are looking for original meditation music, I provide exclusive licenses with full commercial rights (including copyright assignments) to the meditation music of my composition. I use healing frequencies and solfeggio, binaural beats, singing bowls, vocals, pan drums, didgeridoos, gongs, synthesizers, and many more ethnic instruments...Please listen to available tracks on Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/meditationmusiclicenses/sets (or this link for mobile device: https://soundcloud.com/meditationmusiclicenses ). You can buy Exclusive licenses for commercial use on Upwork: https://www.upwork.com/services/product/exclusive-meditation-music-for-commercial-use-binaural-beats-hz-1338063804288503808/ Have a nice day 🙏
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  • Stacking beats... stacking beats... All day! Eyy day stackin beats!

    Training for the beat competition (the beat off?)

    Anyway, here's my latest joint. I'm calling it 'meaty meat beat.' Enjoy!

    https://soundcloud.com/joefabio/meaty-meat-beat
    Stacking beats... stacking beats... All day! Eyy day stackin beats! Training for the beat competition (the beat off?) Anyway, here's my latest joint. I'm calling it 'meaty meat beat.' Enjoy! https://soundcloud.com/joefabio/meaty-meat-beat
    Meaty MEat beat by Joe "Th8a" Fabio
    SFV to LAS Sharing vibrations using all the right frequencies - TH8A Enquiries/Collaborations: [email protected]
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