• Travis Kelce got a new haircut and I'm thinking he lost a bet https://notthebee.com/sports/travis-kelce-got-a-new-haircut-and-im-pretty-sure-he-lost-a-bet via @NotTheBeeSports
    Travis Kelce got a new haircut and I'm thinking he lost a bet https://notthebee.com/sports/travis-kelce-got-a-new-haircut-and-im-pretty-sure-he-lost-a-bet via @NotTheBeeSports
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    Travis Kelce got a new haircut and I'm thinking he lost a bet
    Last year, people were literally asking their barber to hook them up with the "Travis Kelce'" And it was actually a pretty cool haircut, which happened to be a simple fade.
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  • Spring has brought some beautiful blooms of flowers and trees to Virginia. The bees have been busy with their pollination activities, spreading grains of yellow pollen into the air. The rains and increasing temperatures are promoting more growth this April, and soon there will be lush gardens filled with more of the returning perennial plants and new annuals.

    #Blooming #Flowers #Tulip #AppleBlossom #Bees #Spring2024 #Spring #Gardening #Botany #PlantBiology #Biology
    Spring has brought some beautiful blooms of flowers and trees to Virginia. The bees have been busy with their pollination activities, spreading grains of yellow pollen into the air. The rains and increasing temperatures are promoting more growth this April, and soon there will be lush gardens filled with more of the returning perennial plants and new annuals. #Blooming #Flowers #Tulip #AppleBlossom #Bees #Spring2024 #Spring #Gardening #Botany #PlantBiology #Biology
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  • A single bee can produce 1 tablespoon of honey in its lifetime.

    683 bees fly roughly 32,550 miles to gather 5.93 lbs of nectar from about 1,185,000 flowers in order to make one 9.5 oz. jar of honey.
    A single bee can produce 1 tablespoon of honey in its lifetime. 683 bees fly roughly 32,550 miles to gather 5.93 lbs of nectar from about 1,185,000 flowers in order to make one 9.5 oz. jar of honey.
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  • NO SMART CRACKS FROM ANYONE!!!!!

    How Old is granddad?

    Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It will blow you away.

    One evening a grandson was talking to his granddad about current events.

    The grandson asked his granddad what he thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.

    The Granddad replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before:

    ' television

    ' penicillin

    ' polio shots

    frozen foods

    ' Xerox

    contact lenses

    Frisbees and

    ' the pill

    There were no:

    ' credit cards

    laser beams or

    ball-point pens

    Man had not yet invented:

    pantyhose

    air conditioners

    dishwashers

    clothes dryers

    and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and

    ' man hadn't yet walked on the moon

    Your Grandmother and I got married first, and then lived together. Every family had a father and a mother.

    Until I was 25, I called every man older than me, "Sir."

    And after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title, "Sir."

    We were before gay-rights, computer-dating, dual careers, daycare centers, and group therapy.

    Our lives were governed by the Ten Commandments, good judgment, and common sense.

    We were taught to know the difference between right and wrong and to stand up and take responsibility for our actions.

    Serving your country was a privilege; living in this country was a bigger privilege.

    We thought fast food was what people ate during Lent.

    Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your cousins.

    Draft dodgers were those who closed front doors as the evening breeze started.

    Time-sharing meant time the family spent together in the evenings and weekends-not purchasing condominiums.

    We never heard of FM radios, tape decks , CD's, electric typewriters, yogurt, or guys wearing earrings.

    We listened to Big Bands, Jack Benny, and the President's speeches on our radios.

    And I don't ever remember any kid blowing his brains out listening to Tommy Dorsey.

    If you saw anything with 'Made in Japan ' on it, it was junk.

    The term 'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam.

    Pizza Hut, McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of.

    We had 5 &10-cent stores where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents.

    Ice-cream cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all a nickel.

    And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your nickel on enough stamps to mail 1 letter and 2 postcards.

    You could buy a new Ford Coupe for $600, but who could afford one?

    Too bad, because gas was 11 cents a gallon.

    In my day:

    "grass" was mowed,

    “gay” was happy

    ' "coke" was a cold drink,

    "pot" was something your mother cooked in and

    "rock music" was your grandmother's lullaby.

    ' "Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office,

    ' "chip" meant a piece of wood,

    ' "hardware" was found in a hardware store and.

    "software" wasn't even a word.

    And we were the last generation to actually believe that a lady needed a husband to have a baby.

    No wonder people call us "old and confused" and say there is a generation gap.

    How old do you think I am?

    Are you ready?????

    He would be 65 years old , Born in 1952 .

    GIVES YOU SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT.

    PASS THIS ON TO THE OLD ONES.

    THE YOUNG ONES WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT.

    (IMHO: YET,...MOST OF THIS IS PRETTY DAMNED ACCURATE!!)
    NO SMART CRACKS FROM ANYONE!!!!! How Old is granddad? Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It will blow you away. One evening a grandson was talking to his granddad about current events. The grandson asked his granddad what he thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general. The Granddad replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before: ' television ' penicillin ' polio shots frozen foods ' Xerox contact lenses Frisbees and ' the pill There were no: ' credit cards laser beams or ball-point pens Man had not yet invented: pantyhose air conditioners dishwashers clothes dryers and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and ' man hadn't yet walked on the moon Your Grandmother and I got married first, and then lived together. Every family had a father and a mother. Until I was 25, I called every man older than me, "Sir." And after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title, "Sir." We were before gay-rights, computer-dating, dual careers, daycare centers, and group therapy. Our lives were governed by the Ten Commandments, good judgment, and common sense. We were taught to know the difference between right and wrong and to stand up and take responsibility for our actions. Serving your country was a privilege; living in this country was a bigger privilege. We thought fast food was what people ate during Lent. Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your cousins. Draft dodgers were those who closed front doors as the evening breeze started. Time-sharing meant time the family spent together in the evenings and weekends-not purchasing condominiums. We never heard of FM radios, tape decks , CD's, electric typewriters, yogurt, or guys wearing earrings. We listened to Big Bands, Jack Benny, and the President's speeches on our radios. And I don't ever remember any kid blowing his brains out listening to Tommy Dorsey. If you saw anything with 'Made in Japan ' on it, it was junk. The term 'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam. Pizza Hut, McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of. We had 5 &10-cent stores where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents. Ice-cream cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all a nickel. And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your nickel on enough stamps to mail 1 letter and 2 postcards. You could buy a new Ford Coupe for $600, but who could afford one? Too bad, because gas was 11 cents a gallon. In my day: "grass" was mowed, “gay” was happy ' "coke" was a cold drink, "pot" was something your mother cooked in and "rock music" was your grandmother's lullaby. ' "Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office, ' "chip" meant a piece of wood, ' "hardware" was found in a hardware store and. "software" wasn't even a word. And we were the last generation to actually believe that a lady needed a husband to have a baby. No wonder people call us "old and confused" and say there is a generation gap. How old do you think I am? Are you ready????? He would be 65 years old , Born in 1952 . GIVES YOU SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT. PASS THIS ON TO THE OLD ONES. THE YOUNG ONES WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT. (IMHO: YET,...MOST OF THIS IS PRETTY DAMNED ACCURATE!!)
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  • A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.

    First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds.

    As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it to death with a spade.

    Realizing his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.

    Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is attacked by the chimps that pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything... He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.

    He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South American Bees.

    As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and shovels them into the lions cage because lions eat anything.

    Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo.. He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food like here?"

    The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had ....Fish and Chimps with Mushy Bees"
    A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it to death with a spade. Realizing his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything. Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is attacked by the chimps that pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything... He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure. He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and shovels them into the lions cage because lions eat anything. Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo.. He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food like here?" The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had ....Fish and Chimps with Mushy Bees"
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  • When bees get tired of flying and carrying pollen, they can fall asleep in flowers this way.

    https://files.catbox.moe/lswgxa.mp4
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    #animalvideo
    🎬 When bees get tired of flying and carrying pollen, they can fall asleep in flowers this way. https://files.catbox.moe/lswgxa.mp4 ©All rights are reserved & belong to their respective owners. #animalvideo
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  • A baby Rhino plays with a Wildebeest.
    https://files.catbox.moe/lc9ios.mp4
    A baby Rhino plays with a Wildebeest. https://files.catbox.moe/lc9ios.mp4
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  • It's fantastic to view this wildebeests migration
    Serengeti National Park
    📽 https://files.catbox.moe/xcd43i.mp4
    🎬 It's fantastic to view this wildebeests migration Serengeti National Park 📽 https://files.catbox.moe/xcd43i.mp4
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  • https://settingbrushfires.com/dr-jana-schmidt-bees-honey-bee-pollen-building-our-immune-systems-video/
    https://settingbrushfires.com/dr-jana-schmidt-bees-honey-bee-pollen-building-our-immune-systems-video/
    SETTINGBRUSHFIRES.COM
    Dr. Jana Schmidt: Bees, Honey, Bee Pollen & Building Our Immune Systems (Video) - Setting Brushfires
    Recently, Dr. Bryan Ardis put on the Healing for the A.G.E.S. conference and among the four doctors that taught was Dr. Jana Schmidt. She joins me in this enlightening interview focusing on how to build up our immune system and we focus on bees, honey and bee pollen. Visit Dr. ...
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