• Resident Biden Visits South Carolina Accompanied by Mr. Potatohead Alejandro Mayorkas
    2 vegetables decided to show up in South Carolina today to offer the expert opinions on the disaster, Joe Biden and Mr. Potatohead Alejandro Mayorkas.
    Resident Biden Visits South Carolina Accompanied by Mr. Potatohead Alejandro Mayorkas 2 vegetables decided to show up in South Carolina today to offer the expert opinions on the disaster, Joe Biden and Mr. Potatohead Alejandro Mayorkas.
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  • Dr. Chris Knobbe - 'Are Vegetable Oils the primary driver of Obesity, Diabetes and Chronic Disease?'

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    Dr. Chris Knobbe - 'Are Vegetable Oils the primary driver of Obesity, Diabetes and Chronic Disease?' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvZk-jNqzgE
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  • If #Vaccines were actually "good" for your child's health.....
    WHY would big pharma give bonuses to doctors for pushing them on you?

    Vaccines are T0XIC and cause lifelong illnesses, contain aluminum, mercury, and other toxins... Do you REALLY believe that injecting your child with MERCURY is "healthy" for the child???

    Do you REALLY believe that an industry that profits from SICK PEOPLE has any interests whatsoever in making your child healthy?

    Do you REALLY believe that #Congress would need to shield vaccine manufacturers from ALL LIABILITY related to your child's reaction to these "vaccines" if they were actually beneficial to your child's health???

    I mean WHY would a corporation seek
    COMPLETE AND TOTAL IMMUNITY FROM LIABILITY and PROSECUTION if their product was safe???

    EVERY YEAR we have MORE VACCINES....
    And EVERY YEAR health declines in America and the WORLD!

    Rates of Autism have climbed from non-existent,
    to about 1 in 35,000 in 1960, to 1 in 28 in 2024....

    And during the SAME TIME FRAME the "vaccines" suggested by their
    PATENT HOLDER ( THE #CDC MAKES MONEY SELLING VACCINES )
    have went froom suggesting 7 vaccines, to suggesting 84 vaccines!

    YOUR CHILDREN are dying and being damaged by these vaccines, which are pushed by the #Luciferian scumbags at the CDC, whop profits from EVERY VACCINE SALE!

    WAKE UP!
    Before you turn your child into a sickly (or DEAD) vegetable!

    Are you REALLY telling your Creator that YOU TRUST MAN more than Him???
    He designed you PERFECTLY, and you don't need a vaccine!

    Vaccines were created to poison, kill, and CONTROL the people of the world!
    So just STOP POISONING YOUR CHILDREN!

    Doctors who are honest will tell you, their HEALTHIEST PATIENTS are their UNVACCINATED PATIENTS!
    If #Vaccines were actually "good" for your child's health..... WHY would big pharma give bonuses to doctors for pushing them on you? Vaccines are T0XIC and cause lifelong illnesses, contain aluminum, mercury, and other toxins... Do you REALLY believe that injecting your child with MERCURY is "healthy" for the child??? Do you REALLY believe that an industry that profits from SICK PEOPLE has any interests whatsoever in making your child healthy? Do you REALLY believe that #Congress would need to shield vaccine manufacturers from ALL LIABILITY related to your child's reaction to these "vaccines" if they were actually beneficial to your child's health??? I mean WHY would a corporation seek COMPLETE AND TOTAL IMMUNITY FROM LIABILITY and PROSECUTION if their product was safe??? EVERY YEAR we have MORE VACCINES.... And EVERY YEAR health declines in America and the WORLD! Rates of Autism have climbed from non-existent, to about 1 in 35,000 in 1960, to 1 in 28 in 2024.... And during the SAME TIME FRAME the "vaccines" suggested by their PATENT HOLDER ( THE #CDC MAKES MONEY SELLING VACCINES ) have went froom suggesting 7 vaccines, to suggesting 84 vaccines! YOUR CHILDREN are dying and being damaged by these vaccines, which are pushed by the #Luciferian scumbags at the CDC, whop profits from EVERY VACCINE SALE! WAKE UP! Before you turn your child into a sickly (or DEAD) vegetable! Are you REALLY telling your Creator that YOU TRUST MAN more than Him??? He designed you PERFECTLY, and you don't need a vaccine! Vaccines were created to poison, kill, and CONTROL the people of the world! So just STOP POISONING YOUR CHILDREN! Doctors who are honest will tell you, their HEALTHIEST PATIENTS are their UNVACCINATED PATIENTS!
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  • Actual Customer Review From a Man on Amazon UK After Using Veet Hair Removal Cream for Men
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    After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.
    (Sounds kind of gay to me.)

    Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.

    I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types. Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

    I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

    At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

    Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two vegetables.

    Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.

    Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

    I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid off and positioned it under me.

    The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.

    I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open, trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

    This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.

    This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

    The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

    Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering arhhh ooooohhh that feels good ahhh!

    Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in, it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

    I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status, so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect!
    Actual Customer Review From a Man on Amazon UK After Using Veet Hair Removal Cream for Men https://imgflip.com/i/8q0hs3 After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. (Sounds kind of gay to me.) Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat. I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types. Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two vegetables. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open, trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering arhhh ooooohhh that feels good ahhh! Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in, it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status, so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect!
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  • Your Veggies Are Lying: They're Actually Fruits?! | Vegetable Tier List | Gut Instincts

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJI4xkODsYw&list=TLPQMTgwODIwMjQtJq8j-rPWdQ&index=8
    Your Veggies Are Lying: They're Actually Fruits?! | Vegetable Tier List | Gut Instincts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJI4xkODsYw&list=TLPQMTgwODIwMjQtJq8j-rPWdQ&index=8
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  • TOP 5 FOODS DESTROYING YOUR LIVER

    You are better off using BUTTER or BEEF TALLOW or COCONUT OIL to cook with that using the SEED OILS!!! (Canola, Sunflower, soybean oils)

    I don't know if you have noticed or not.....
    But we used to buy "Vegetable Oil" and basically get CORN OIL!

    But nowadays EVERYTHING LABELED "Vegetable Oil" IS ACTUALLY SOYBEAN OIL!

    Check it out next time you are in the store!
    You are being "soy boy'd" when you buy vegetable oil folks! You get soybean oil
    And naturally it's GMO too!

    You gotta stop buying these poisons!
    Because the demons WILL continue feeding you this garbage if you buy it!

    You best star GROWING YOUR FOOD!

    https://old.bitchute.com/video/DBYMqFH1fxIN/
    TOP 5 FOODS DESTROYING YOUR LIVER You are better off using BUTTER or BEEF TALLOW or COCONUT OIL to cook with that using the SEED OILS!!! (Canola, Sunflower, soybean oils) I don't know if you have noticed or not..... But we used to buy "Vegetable Oil" and basically get CORN OIL! But nowadays EVERYTHING LABELED "Vegetable Oil" IS ACTUALLY SOYBEAN OIL! Check it out next time you are in the store! You are being "soy boy'd" when you buy vegetable oil folks! You get soybean oil And naturally it's GMO too! You gotta stop buying these poisons! Because the demons WILL continue feeding you this garbage if you buy it! You best star GROWING YOUR FOOD! https://old.bitchute.com/video/DBYMqFH1fxIN/
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  • For those wondering why the Dems opposed the SAVE Act, here is a supercut of the House Dems’ arguments from the floor.
    They claim it’s a Republican conspiracy to prevent “black, brown, and LGBTQIA+” people from voting.
    They claim it’s “xenophobic” and “anti-democratic” to require an ID to vote.
    In reality, we all know this is just because they plan to cheat. And given that their candidate is a vegetable who is trialing heavily in the polls, they need to be able to cheat now more than ever.
    The GOP just forced the Dems to admit they use illegals to cheat in federal elections.
    For those wondering why the Dems opposed the SAVE Act, here is a supercut of the House Dems’ arguments from the floor. They claim it’s a Republican conspiracy to prevent “black, brown, and LGBTQIA+” people from voting. They claim it’s “xenophobic” and “anti-democratic” to require an ID to vote. In reality, we all know this is just because they plan to cheat. And given that their candidate is a vegetable who is trialing heavily in the polls, they need to be able to cheat now more than ever. The GOP just forced the Dems to admit they use illegals to cheat in federal elections.
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  • Can you grow Democratic congress critters in a vegetable garden?

    Every Democrat in Congress obeys their Vegetable President’s Economic Strategy.

    Collapsing Our Economy is Job 1.
    Bidenomics is the Cloward Piven Economic Strategy.
    The object is to get as many illegal aliens as possible on the welfare roles.
    The four steps of the Cloward-Piven Strategy:
    1. Overload and Break the Welfare System
    2. Have Chaos Ensue
    3. Take Control in the Chaos
    4. Implement Socialism and Communism through Government Force

    All Democratic Politicians follow this policy.
    Can you grow Democratic congress critters in a vegetable garden? Every Democrat in Congress obeys their Vegetable President’s Economic Strategy. Collapsing Our Economy is Job 1. Bidenomics is the Cloward Piven Economic Strategy. The object is to get as many illegal aliens as possible on the welfare roles. The four steps of the Cloward-Piven Strategy: 1. Overload and Break the Welfare System 2. Have Chaos Ensue 3. Take Control in the Chaos 4. Implement Socialism and Communism through Government Force All Democratic Politicians follow this policy.
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  • Introducing the Official Delaware State Vegetable
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  • Official Delaware State Vegetable
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    Official Delaware State Vegetable https://imgflip.com/i/8ql3be
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