HAMAS !-WHY ARE YOU THE WAY YOU ARE?



They're not happy in Gaza .. 
They're not happy in Egypt .. 
They're not happy in Libya .. 
They're not happy in Morocco .. 
They're not happy in Iran .. 
They're not happy in Iraq .. 
They're not happy in Yemen ... 
They're not happy in Afghanistan ... 
They're not happy in Pakistan .. 
They're not happy in Syria .. 
They're not happy in Lebanon ... 

SO.. WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY? 

They're happy in Australia .. 
They're happy in Canada .. 
They're happy in England .. 
They're happy in France .. 
They're happy in Italy .. 
They're happy in Germany .. 
They're happy in Sweden .. 
They're happy in the USA .. 
They're happy in Norway .. 
They're happy in Holland .. 
They're happy in Denmark .. 

Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim and unhappy in every country that is! 

AND WHO DO THEY BLAME? 

Not Islam. 
Not their leadership. 
Not themselves 

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN ! 

AND THEN- They want to change those countries to be like, THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY! 
Excuse me, but I can't help wondering... 
How frigging dumb can you get? 
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. 

Lets have a look at the evidence: 
- No Christmas 
- No television 
- No nude women 
- No football 
- No pork chops 
- No hot dogs 
- No burgers 
- No beer 
- No bacon 
- Rags for clothes 
- Towels for hats 
- Constant wailing from some bloke in a tower 
- More than one wife 
- More than one mother-in-law 
- You can't shave 
- Your wife can't shave 
- You can't wash off the smell of donkeys 
- You cook over burning camel shit 
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you 
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey 
- Then they tell them that "when they die, it all gets better"??? 

Well No Shit Sherlock!.... 
It's not like it could get much worse!

Well no s**t, Sherlock! And how about the rest of the PC woke nonsense also being forced on recruits and service members?

“Top Army General Admits Forcing Women To Shower With Biological Males is Hurting Recruiting”
https://gellerreport.com/2023/04/top-army-general-admits-forcing-women-to-shower-with-biological-males-is-hurting-recruiting.html/

No sh*t Sherlock.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip.

After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson.

"And what do you deduce from that?"

Watson ponders for a minute.

"Well, Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.

Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.

Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe."

But what does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes is silent for a moment.

"Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"

Beloved amateur video essayist Tony Zhou earned knowing nods across the internet when he observed in a 2014 video that “in the last four or five years, something’s happened: Filmmakers have started adopting a new formal convention, the on-screen text message.” At the time, shows like Sherlock and House of Cards were relatively new, and the way they depicted texting, shunning the zoom-in onto a phone screen in favor of overlaying words directly onto the picture, felt groundbreaking.
https://compote.slate.com/images/697b023b-64a5-49a0-8059-27b963453fb1.gif?crop=780%2C520%2Cx0%2Cy0&width=840

Beloved amateur video essayist Tony Zhou earned knowing nods across the internet when he observed in a 2014 video that “in the last four or five years, something’s happened: Filmmakers have started adopting a new formal convention, the on-screen text message.” At the time, shows like Sherlock and House of Cards were relatively new, and the way they depicted texting, shunning the zoom-in onto a phone screen in favor of overlaying words directly onto the picture, felt groundbreaking.
https://compote.slate.com/images/697b023b-64a5-49a0-8059-27b963453fb1.gif?crop=780%2C520%2Cx0%2Cy0&width=840

Beloved amateur video essayist Tony Zhou earned knowing nods across the internet when he observed in a 2014 video that “in the last four or five years, something’s happened: Filmmakers have started adopting a new formal convention, the on-screen text message.” At the time, shows like Sherlock and House of Cards were relatively new, and the way they depicted texting, shunning the zoom-in onto a phone screen in favor of overlaying words directly onto the picture, felt groundbreaking.
https://compote.slate.com/images/697b023b-64a5-49a0-8059-27b963453fb1.gif?crop=780%2C520%2Cx0%2Cy0&width=840

Beloved amateur video essayist Tony Zhou earned knowing nods across the internet when he observed in a 2014 video that “in the last four or five years, something’s happened: Filmmakers have started adopting a new formal convention, the on-screen text message.” At the time, shows like Sherlock and House of Cards were relatively new, and the way they depicted texting, shunning the zoom-in onto a phone screen in favor of overlaying words directly onto the picture, felt groundbreaking.
https://compote.slate.com/images/697b023b-64a5-49a0-8059-27b963453fb1.gif?crop=780%2C520%2Cx0%2Cy0&width=840

Beloved amateur video essayist Tony Zhou earned knowing nods across the internet when he observed in a 2014 video that “in the last four or five years, something’s happened: Filmmakers have started adopting a new formal convention, the on-screen text message.” At the time, shows like Sherlock and House of Cards were relatively new, and the way they depicted texting, shunning the zoom-in onto a phone screen in favor of overlaying words directly onto the picture, felt groundbreaking.
https://compote.slate.com/images/697b023b-64a5-49a0-8059-27b963453fb1.gif?crop=780%2C520%2Cx0%2Cy0&width=840

Beloved amateur video essayist Tony Zhou earned knowing nods across the internet when he observed in a 2014 video that “in the last four or five years, something’s happened: Filmmakers have started adopting a new formal convention, the on-screen text message.” At the time, shows like Sherlock and House of Cards were relatively new, and the way they depicted texting, shunning the zoom-in onto a phone screen in favor of overlaying words directly onto the picture, felt groundbreaking.
https://compote.slate.com/images/697b023b-64a5-49a0-8059-27b963453fb1.gif?crop=780%2C520%2Cx0%2Cy0&width=840.

Beloved amateur video essayist Tony Zhou earned knowing nods across the internet when he observed in a 2014 video that “in the last four or five years, something’s happened: Filmmakers have started adopting a new formal convention, the on-screen text message.” At the time, shows like Sherlock and House of Cards were relatively new, and the way they depicted texting, shunning the zoom-in onto a phone screen in favor of overlaying words directly onto the picture, felt groundbreaking.
https://compote.slate.com/images/697b023b-64a5-49a0-8059-27b963453fb1.gif?crop=780%2C520%2Cx0%2Cy0&width=840