How many tacky sofas had to die to make Hillary Clinton her mumu for the Tony Awards? https://imgflip.com/i/8u5rng You seriously can't make this shit up. https://x.com/TimRunsHisMouth/status/1802561533706109360

Wow, the bags under my eyes are gone! Nov 2, 2023 Let me start by telling you what I am NOT. I am not a believer. I need to have things proven to me before I believe. I do not do fitness, new age, meditation, yoga-mumbo jumbo. Apologies to those who do, I am sure you benefit greatly from it – it is just not for me. I am not someone who exercise. Not at all. I am by far the laziest person you will ever meet. I walk my dogs. Period. I dance salsa. Nothing else. I am not someone who cooks. All my life I have lived off of cookies, cakes, sandwiches and coffee with obscene amounts of sugar in it. I kid you not. I am rather uninterested in food as a whole. Which is why I have troubles with circulation. Then why would I ever be BLESSED (because I have come to realize that it is a blessing) to come across such a thing as the BodyStream Dry CO2 bath? Well, my lower back has been punishing me for at least ten years now. I have also developed problems with my lymphatic system and my blood value is far from up to par. I suffer from constant shortage of iron and my hemoglobin values have been known to be so low that at one time my doctor called me, in hysterics, to check that I was not lying passed out and dying on the bathroom floor – and then I got sent straight to the hospital to get a blood transfusion. This has resulted in my diet being overhauled by medical experts and my lifestyle turned completely upside down. No lactose, no gluten and absolutely no sugar for the rest of my life. It seems I have indulged enough in those pleasures. Or rather – my body has. And suddenly rearranging my way of living and my way of thinking opened my mind up to being willing to listen to a good friend of mine who is absolutely passionate about Conscious Breathing. This passion of hers has brought her to one of the foremost experts in Conscious Breathing in the world, Anders Olsson. He is currently developing the BodyStream which is not yet available for purchase, but he ever so graciously has allowed my friend to conduct a smaller study on subjects she thinks might benefit from its effects. And she thought of me and my chronic back pain, my lymphatic problems and my constantly icy hands – which tells the story of bad blood circulation. She asked me if I wanted to try the suit – and in my new state of mind I agreed. AND AM I EVER GLAD THAT I DID!!  (pic of before and after belly) Day 1 – Slept through the whole night The BodyStream is a suit you put on, where then all air is sucked out and the suit is filled with carbon dioxide (CO2). Sounds futuristic? It sure looks like a space suit – so yes! Before I got into the suit I received a local massage of my lower back – my nemesis – to warm the muscles up to be even more receptive to the CO2. Then in I went. Air was sucked out, CO2 pumped in. I felt like Violet in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, the little girl with the chewing gum who blows up to a giant, round blueberry. I then lay down comfortably to let the CO2 do its magic. A slow, warm, embracing feeling came over me. My hands tingled slightly – as if they all of a sudden were drenched in happiness. After a while I did become a bit dizzy, but that feeling passed. After 30 minutes it was time to leave the soft, warm cocoon of the BodyStream. Before going in I tried to fold my body over to touch the floor, to have a specific move to measure if any difference would be noticeable after using the BodyStream. A movement I have been unable to do for at least five odd years. My outstretched hands came no further than halfway down my calves. Directly after leaving the suit I tried again. I was able to bend forward all the way over until my stomach were against my thighs, and my fingers touched the floor! I do not know if I have EVER been able to do that. But in the first minute after the treatment I could. That night I slept without even waking up once. Normally I wake up an average of ten times a night, roughly every time I need to change position because every movement is torture. My hips and my back are very, very sore. I slept without waking up even once. Unheard of! I had tears in my eyes. Day 2 – Hangover I must admit to not actually knowing what a hang-over feels like as I have never been drunk, but I imagine it feels somewhat like I felt the day after the treatment. A constant, gnawing headache and a slight feeling of nausea all day. And yes, I even ended up vomiting. I am not ashamed to admit that I spent most of the day in bed (naturally I was free from work, so I probably would have lingered in bed anyway) under my three dogs watching Netflix. No pain in my lower back at all – but headache and nausea galore… Again, I slept through the night without waking when changing positions. Day 3 – The bags under my eyes were GONE! I ventured into the bathroom in the morning to have a shower – saw myself in the mirror and nearly fainted! The bags under my eyes were GONE! I have had dark circles and bags under my eyes since I was 13 – now all the puffiness had vanished! The darkness was still visible – but the swollen, puffy under-eye-bags were nowhere to be seen. Like winning the lottery! Day 4 – Where has my pain gone? Woke up after a painless nights sleep, took the dogs out for a long walk and half-way through, in the middle of the forest I realize I am missing the ever present low-key aching in my back that always rears its ugly head while walking the dogs, nor are my hips complaining. What? Day 5 – My “crocodile” skin is soft like a baby’s bottom I am vehemently against all things that has to do with putting lotion on. It feels sticky, oily and makes me panic to the extent that the few times I have tried to put lotion on my face or my body I have ended up washing my face or taking a shower, thus undoing the effect of the lotion. As a result of this I end up having legs that seem to have crocodile skin in the winter. Scaly, dry crocodile skin. After the BodyStream treatment however my skin feels soft and supple. Almost like a baby’s bottom. I cannot wait to go back for treatment number two! What wonders are yet to come? I already sleep without any pain, my back does not constantly ache and my hips are not sore to the touch. I look more awake, healthy – and dare I say – younger as the puffiness under my eyes is gone. Looking forward to what the continued therapy will bring. Victoria Heaps 47, Translator, Stockholm, Sweden CARBOHALER BENEFITS * Reduce Mental Stress * Slow Down Your Breathing * Heal Emotional Wounds * Open Up Your Blood Vessels * Increase Muscle Strength * More Blood To Your Brain * Faster Recovery * Open Up Your Airways * Better Oxygenation * Hypoxia Reduction * Increased Vasodilation * Increased Cerebral Blood Flow * Improve Lung Function * Improve Recovery Time * Stress Reduction * Increased CO2 Tolerance 👉 https://carbogenetics.com/ref/19 👈 #carbogenetics #carbogen #carbohaler #breathing #consciousbreathing #healing #healthy #injuryrecovery #eyesightimprovement #sportsperformance #superendurance #healthimprovement #calmer #relaxation #peaceofmind #covid #covidrecovery #healfromcovid #epilepsy #epilepsia #fascia #retina #eyes #diseasesymptoms #negativethoughtsimmunity #immunetonegativethoughts #bodystream #painfree

THE STORY OF THE CARBOHALER The Carbohaler is a device we've developed that adds extra carbon dioxide (CO2) to the air we inhale. We all know how crucial oxygen is for our survival, as we die after just a few minutes if we stop breathing. What very few people know, however, is that carbon dioxide lays the foundation for optimum oxygenation. Oxygen is taken in from the outside when we inhale, while carbon dioxide is produced in our body and leaves our body on the exhale. ✅ It is not lack of oxygen that triggers a new inhale, it is an excess of CO2. ✅ Carbon dioxide makes the smooth muscles surrounding the airways relax and widen so that the air can enter the lungs. ✅ CO2 relaxes and widens the smooth muscles surrounding the blood vessels so that the oxygenated blood can flow freely. ✅ At the cellular level, CO2 lowers the pH so that hemoglobin changes shape and releases the oxygen (Bohr-effect). Four years ago we opened the Conscious Breathing office in Sri Lanka. A year ago the brother of our colleague Chameera had a horrible accident when he was electrocuted. His heart stopped for 15 minutes and ever since he’s been in a coma, the first three months in a ventilator. When Kamod got off the ventilator he formed a lot of mucus in his throat, which made it hard to breathe. A device had to be used to suck out the mucus 30-40 times per day. For 7 months there was no progress whatsoever. Then Kamod was given CO2 mixed with normal air for 10 minutes per day, using the Carbohaler device. This was our first prototype. After a few weeks, very little mucus was formed, so it was only necessary to suck out mucus 1-2 times per day. And after an additional couple of weeks, he was able to open and close his eyes and make eye contact with his mom. Anthony is another colleague working in our Sri Lanka office. When his close friend got covid, despite being fully vaxxed with two shots, and was in a critical condition with low oxygen saturation, we figured that the Carbohaler may be beneficial. Anthony got ok from his friend and the doctor to use the device. Within 24 hours he had made a new prototype and delivered it to the hospital. Unfortunately, his friend didn't make it. It was too late. He was only able to use the Carbohaler two times in the evening, one minute each time. The doctor noticed that it had an immediate effect on the oxygen saturation, which increased, but the next morning he was dead. He was really healthy and died only 29 years old. Very, very sad. Anthony had met his friend just a week before he died and when he started to feel sick, he suspected he had covid too, which turned out to be the case. Anthony wasn’t too worried, however, as he saw it as an opportunity to test the Carbohaler. Talking about dedication! He even told his wife that he thought it would be good if he got covid, so that he could test the device. Do you think she was happy when he told her!? Nooo, freakin way, she yelled at him and thought he was out of his mind for “wanting to have covid”!! Anthony got really sick in covid, with a high fever, extreme tiredness, dry cough, and inflamed throat to the point where he couldn't talk. After five days he was finally able to mobilize enough energy to make a new Carbohaler-device. Immediately when he started to use it the airways opened up, the oxygen saturation stabilized at around 99%, and his cough disappeared. Within two days he was fully recovered! Now we are about to test the Carbohaler in hospitals in Sri Lanka, as well as in India, where we also have a small office. Wouldn't that be fantastic if it shows that this has a positive effect. on covid. I think it will.  https://carbogenetics.com/ref/19 #carbogenetics #carbogen #carbohaler #breathing #consciousbreathing #healing #healthy #injuryrecovery #eyesightimprovement #sportsperformance #superendurance #healthimprovement #calmer #relaxation #peaceofmind #covid #covidrecovery #healfromcovid #epilepsy #epilepsia #fascia #retina #eyes #diseasesymptoms #negativethoughtsimmunity #immunetonegativethoughts #bodystream #painfree

Subject: Just Passing These On... BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE PUPPIES
 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
 Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
 Must sell washer and dryer £100. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE Worn once by mistake.
 Call Stephanie. **** And the WINNER is.... **** FOR SALE BY OWNER.
 Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. 
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything. Statement of the Century Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly. "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?" 
Children Are Quick 
___________________________ TEACHER: Why are you late? STUDENT: Class started before I got here. 
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 TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
 JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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 TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
 GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
 TEACHER: No, that's wrong
. GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
 (I Love this child) 
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 TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
 DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
 TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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 TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
 WINNIE: Me!
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 TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 
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 TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
 LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ___________________________
 TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
 SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook. 
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 TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
 CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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 TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
 HAROLD: A teacher

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This represents the first signal from the West’s most hawkish anti-Russian faction that they might be willing to freeze the conflict instead of continuing to fight until the last Ukrainian at the risk of sparking World War III by miscalculation. The only reason why they'd do this is because they know that Russia has already won the “race of logistics”/“war of attrition” with NATO by far and that the West’s planned maximum victory is thus "Unattainable". https://korybko.substack.com/p/the-estonian-prime-minister-redefined

On Minds, you must spend 7x more off-chain tokens now to get a minimum of 100 views. Even at that, the maximum is 500 views. Any less, the minimum is ZERO views. Just a few weeks ago I could boost with 15 tokens over 3 days and I could get around 600 to 800 views. Now if I did that, the estimated views are 0-300! They have lost their MINDS! What a joke! I know it is true because I wasted 40 tokens total for zero views on a couple of posts. We don't play those games on Xephula.

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Ep 3354a – [CB]/[WEF] Says The Quiet Part Out Loud, Alternative Currency Will Expose Their Fraudulent System https://rumble.com/v4veywx-ep-3354a-cbwef-says-the-quiet-part-out-loud-alternative-currency-will-expos.html European Central Bank is now pushing everything they have at climate change. They are telling everyone they will destroy the old system to bring in the new. Raise the minimum wage and offshore the jobs, same as manufacturing. Inflation came down, rate cut narrative building. [WEF] says the quiet part out loud, we are afraid of alt currency.