A new classic... > > > The IRS sends an auditor to audit a Synagogue. > The auditor is doing all the checks, and then turns to the Rabbi and says, “I noticed that you buy a lot of candles.” > > “Yes,” answered the Rabbi. > > “Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?” he asked. > > “A good question,” noted the Rabbi. “We actually saved them up. When we have enough, we send them back to the candle maker and every now and then, they send us a free box of candles.” > > “Oh,” replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his question actually had a practical answer. > > So he thought he’d try another question in his obnoxious way, “Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs from the matzo?" > “Ah, yes,” replied the Rabbi calmly, “we actually collect up the crumbs. We send them in a box back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send a box of matzo balls.” > > “Oh,” replied the auditor, thinking hard about how to fluster the Rabbi. “Well, Rabbi,” he went on, “what do you do with all the foreskins from the circumcisions?” > > “Yes, here too, we do not waste,” answered the Rabbi. > > “What we do is save up all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send them to the IRS.” > > “To the IRS ?” questioned the auditor in disbelief. > > “Ah, yes,” replied the Rabbi, “directly to The IRS … And about once a year, they send us a little prick like you.” > > Soon there will be another 87,000 of them. > >

At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books the inspector turned to Rabbi Goldberg and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?" Good question noted the Rabbi and replied "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles." "Oh," replied the inspector somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. The inspector continued in his obnoxiously persevering way: "But what about all these bread-wafer purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?" Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send us a free box of bread-wafers." "I see," replied the inspector who was now thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from all the circumcisions you perform?" "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save all the foreskins and send them to the Tax office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick

56-year-old actress Sandra Bullock promotes a beauty procedure that she calls "Penis Facial," which involves using microneedles to inject the face with cells taken from the foreskins of newborn Korean babies. She even defended the controversial beauty treatment during an interview with the gay clown Ellen DeGeneres 3 years ago. South Korea has a large supply of foreskins obtained from the forced circumcision of male babies. South Korea is also home to a large number of international stem cell banks. The stem cells are harvested in a centrifuge and then delivered to salons, where facialists pump them into the skin using a microneedling process to stimulate collagen production. "I think when you see how good it is to your face you will run to your local facialist and say give me the penis!" said Sandra Bullock to Ellen DeGeneres during the interview. What's next, folks? A few years from now, Hollywood actresses might be promoting beauty products extracted from the dead bodies of freshly aborted human fetuses. Oh wait, I think they already do... 😢 It's remarkable what these wealthy and desperate old females are willing to do to look young again. If they find out that bathing in puppy blood could make their skin younger, they will do it and create a holocaust for dogs. If they find out that eating human brain tissue can make them live longer, they will do it and switch their diets to cannibalism. If they find out that eating human babies could reverse aging, they will start kidnapping babies from their mothers and eat them like monsters out of horror legends. These rich old ladies are monsters. #SandraBullock #Microneedling #CollagenInductionTherapy #TheEllenShow #EllenDeGeneresShow #PenisFacial #Collagen #Elastin #Foreskins #Foreskin #KoreanBabies #Microneedles #VampireFacial #EpidermalGrowthFactor #EGF #Circumcision #SouthKorea #StemCell #StemCells #StemCellBank #StemCellBanks Sources: https://is.gd/8TsJRE https://is.gd/41vSao https://is.gd/FrDZtt https://is.gd/Woo7AG https://is.gd/WltVCt

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/5820075/penis-facial-sandra-bullock-baby-foreskins-treatment-cate-blanchett/

Someone posted on one of the sites I follow, yesterday, about Andreochrome and how NO ONe is using Baby Foreskins in industry among other things. I give you this in response. https://www.facebook.com/goonegoall/videos/293890915187488/

It's official! Redskins Change Name to Foreskins,,,Jews Protest https://i.imgur.com/c9XJXbS.jpg