• Subject: Just Passing These On...



    BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT



    These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:





    FREE PUPPIES


    1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.



    FREE PUPPIES.

    Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.


    Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.



    COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.

    Also 1 gay bull for sale.



    JOINING NUDIST COLONY!


    Must sell washer and dryer £100.



    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE

    Worn once by mistake.
 Call Stephanie.



    **** And the WINNER is.... ****

    FOR SALE BY OWNER.


    Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. 
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.

    No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.



    Statement of the Century

    Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly. "If women are so bloody perfect

    at multitasking, How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"




    
Children Are Quick

    
___________________________

    TEACHER: Why are you late?

    STUDENT: Class started before I got here.



    
___________________________


    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?


    JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.




    ___________________________


    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'


    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'


    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
.

    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.


    (I Love this child)



    
___________________________


    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?


    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.


    TEACHER: What are you talking about?

    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.




    ___________________________


    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.


    WINNIE: Me!




    ___________________________


    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

    GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.



    
___________________________


    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.

    Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?


    LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.



    ___________________________


    TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?


    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook.



    
___________________________


    TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?


    CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

    (I want to adopt this kid!!!)




    ___________________________


    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?


    HAROLD: A teacher
    Subject: Just Passing These On... BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE PUPPIES
 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
 Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
 Must sell washer and dryer £100. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE Worn once by mistake.
 Call Stephanie. **** And the WINNER is.... **** FOR SALE BY OWNER.
 Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. 
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything. Statement of the Century Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly. "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?" 
Children Are Quick 
___________________________ TEACHER: Why are you late? STUDENT: Class started before I got here. 
___________________________
 TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
 JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
 ___________________________
 TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
 GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
 TEACHER: No, that's wrong
. GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
 (I Love this child) 
___________________________
 TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
 DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
 TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
 ___________________________
 TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
 WINNIE: Me!
 ___________________________
 TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 
___________________________
 TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
 LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ___________________________
 TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
 SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook. 
___________________________
 TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
 CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!)
 ___________________________
 TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
 HAROLD: A teacher
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  • They're out there.
    We can see them.
    https://universewatcher.com/the-james-webb-space-telescopes-astounding-discovery-city-lights-7-trillion-miles-away/
    They're out there. We can see them. https://universewatcher.com/the-james-webb-space-telescopes-astounding-discovery-city-lights-7-trillion-miles-away/
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  • #police
    Disgraced #Cop Sentenced To Life At Your Expense For Kidnapping & #Murdering Teen Girl - #demandcapitalpunishment - https://sonsoflibertymedia.com/disgraced-cop-sentenced-to-life-at-your-expense-for-kidnapping-murdering-teen-girl/
    #police Disgraced #Cop Sentenced To Life At Your Expense For Kidnapping & #Murdering Teen Girl - #demandcapitalpunishment - https://sonsoflibertymedia.com/disgraced-cop-sentenced-to-life-at-your-expense-for-kidnapping-murdering-teen-girl/
    SONSOFLIBERTYMEDIA.COM
    Disgraced Cop Sentenced To Life At Your Expense For Kidnapping & Murdering Teen Girl » Sons of Liberty Media
    Well, at least they found the officer guilty and sought to punish him, but seriously, this is not justice. The People of the united States will pay to feed, clothe and house this guy for the rest of his life. In fact, we might pay for his education and other “extracurricular activities.” And for what? …
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  • JUAN O SAVIN- HACKED and Displaced PART THREE- Jean-Claude 6 11 2024
    https://rumble.com/v51bx1c-juan-o-savin-hacked-and-displaced-part-three-jean-claude-6-11-2024.html
    The EO on Sept 18 2018 starts PART THREE. Foreign Interference in the Voting Process. Executive Order 13848 -Imposing Certain Sanctions in the Event of Foreign Interference in a United States Election.
    Secure investigations in the NSA are under the microscope.
    Significance of the Libya and Serbia operation. Juan explains where people were and how they contributed to the Fraud.
    Financial Disaster is ahead. A counterfeit VOTE is worth more than a COUNTERFEIT Dollar.
    TRAUMA BASED PROGRAMMING.
    This is a PSYOP that we must understand if you BELIEVE A Series of Events that are "foretold" and then you reenact the event.. YOU will live with the GUILT.
    WE HAVE BEEN HACKED AS A CULTURE.
    JUAN O SAVIN- HACKED and Displaced PART THREE- Jean-Claude 6 11 2024 https://rumble.com/v51bx1c-juan-o-savin-hacked-and-displaced-part-three-jean-claude-6-11-2024.html The EO on Sept 18 2018 starts PART THREE. Foreign Interference in the Voting Process. Executive Order 13848 -Imposing Certain Sanctions in the Event of Foreign Interference in a United States Election. Secure investigations in the NSA are under the microscope. Significance of the Libya and Serbia operation. Juan explains where people were and how they contributed to the Fraud. Financial Disaster is ahead. A counterfeit VOTE is worth more than a COUNTERFEIT Dollar. TRAUMA BASED PROGRAMMING. This is a PSYOP that we must understand if you BELIEVE A Series of Events that are "foretold" and then you reenact the event.. YOU will live with the GUILT. WE HAVE BEEN HACKED AS A CULTURE.
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  • In Germany: A Coptic bishop warns:
    ‘If you ignore what’s going on in Europe,
    you’ll become a minority in your homeland’

    Click The Link Below:

    https://www.jihadwatch.org/2024/06/germany-coptic-bishop-warns-if-you-ignore-whats-going-on-in-europe-youll-become-a-minority-in-your-homeland
    In Germany: A Coptic bishop warns: ‘If you ignore what’s going on in Europe, you’ll become a minority in your homeland’ Click The Link Below: https://www.jihadwatch.org/2024/06/germany-coptic-bishop-warns-if-you-ignore-whats-going-on-in-europe-youll-become-a-minority-in-your-homeland
    WWW.JIHADWATCH.ORG
    Germany: Coptic bishop warns ‘If you ignore what’s going on in Europe, you’ll become a minority in your homeland’
    A Coptic bishop in Germany delivers a powerful speech about uncontrolled Muslim immigration. Wow! “Copts were once the rulers of Egypt, today we’re struggling to just survive. If you ignore what’s going on in Europe, you’ll become a minority in your homeland too.” Listen to him… pic.twitter.com/JEqB9PLHV7 — Dr. Maalouf ‏ (@realMaalouf) June 11, 2024...
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  • JUST BAD BAD COPS

    https://www.bitchute.com/video/sCqOefe0d2U/
    JUST BAD BAD COPS https://www.bitchute.com/video/sCqOefe0d2U/
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    Just BAD BAD Cops
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  • Morning in Paris. Sunrise at Palais de Chaillot with a view of the Eiffel Tower
    #photography
    License: CC0 Public Domain
    ©All rights are reserved & belong to their respective owners
    Morning in Paris. Sunrise at Palais de Chaillot with a view of the Eiffel Tower #photography License: CC0 Public Domain ©All rights are reserved & belong to their respective owners
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  • WHAT COPS SAY WHEN THEY REALIZE THEY'VE BEEN OUTMATCHED! RETALIATION!

    https://www.bitchute.com/video/_4Sq66x7DII/
    WHAT COPS SAY WHEN THEY REALIZE THEY'VE BEEN OUTMATCHED! RETALIATION! https://www.bitchute.com/video/_4Sq66x7DII/
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    What Cops Say When They REALIZE They've been OUTMATCHED! Retaliation!
    Middletown CT Police Department Officers detain a man for filming in public. Watch what they say when they realize he knows his rights. 🔴 Grab a SHIRT: http://bit.ly/HighImpactFlix-Merch Become a member: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTSYXSwb…
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  • I'd consider the website a work in progress still, but more content is up including the new version of a module that was previously posted. I wrote a blog post about the pivot from B2C to B2B at https://infoonity.com/blog/06-2024/pivot-explanation.html, but I'll copy and paste the text here for convenience.

    Pivot Explanation

    Infoonity is pivoting from a B2C to B2B business model.

    In the past, Infoonity had a B2C (business to consumer) business model, for example by having books for sale on Amazon. However, it was decided that more impact could be made by having an open content business model, with revenue coming in the form of consulting and premium support for organizations that want it. This business model was inspired by Red Hat's business model of offering open source programs while making some money through consulting.

    This has led to some of the B2C content being made free and put under the Creative Commons CC0 license. So, in the context of the USA, this means that the CC0 licensed content is in the public domain. This is good since small businesses, such as some vendors of larger organizations, can get some free information security awareness content, and if other organizations pay for some more customized information security awareness content, the licensing for sharing that content with their vendors can be made easier. Additionally, while some of the content is available on some social media platforms, some companies may have bans on those websites. So if a website like Youtube is banned for example in a company, that same company could allow https://Infoonity.com and the videos on the website to be unblocked so that employees could enjoy some information security awareness content relevant to their jobs.

    So, hopefully you enjoy the pivot and the content. Please feel free to share the CC0 content, such as some of the videos and readings, if you find those useful. If you're part of an organization that wants some more customized content, such as curated role-based content, feel free tocontact Infoonity for consultation. You can help others while helping your organization's cyberinsurability posture.
    I'd consider the website a work in progress still, but more content is up including the new version of a module that was previously posted. I wrote a blog post about the pivot from B2C to B2B at https://infoonity.com/blog/06-2024/pivot-explanation.html, but I'll copy and paste the text here for convenience. Pivot Explanation Infoonity is pivoting from a B2C to B2B business model. In the past, Infoonity had a B2C (business to consumer) business model, for example by having books for sale on Amazon. However, it was decided that more impact could be made by having an open content business model, with revenue coming in the form of consulting and premium support for organizations that want it. This business model was inspired by Red Hat's business model of offering open source programs while making some money through consulting. This has led to some of the B2C content being made free and put under the Creative Commons CC0 license. So, in the context of the USA, this means that the CC0 licensed content is in the public domain. This is good since small businesses, such as some vendors of larger organizations, can get some free information security awareness content, and if other organizations pay for some more customized information security awareness content, the licensing for sharing that content with their vendors can be made easier. Additionally, while some of the content is available on some social media platforms, some companies may have bans on those websites. So if a website like Youtube is banned for example in a company, that same company could allow https://Infoonity.com and the videos on the website to be unblocked so that employees could enjoy some information security awareness content relevant to their jobs. So, hopefully you enjoy the pivot and the content. Please feel free to share the CC0 content, such as some of the videos and readings, if you find those useful. If you're part of an organization that wants some more customized content, such as curated role-based content, feel free tocontact Infoonity for consultation. You can help others while helping your organization's cyberinsurability posture.
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  • THE MOST IGNORANT WV COPS YET! | EXCLUSIVE BODYCAM |
    LAWSUIT INBOUND

    It really irks me to see people like this....
    People who will call men with guns over a parked car
    That likely is not on his land anyway!

    The chances are actually pretty high that you'll get shot!
    Or falsely imprisoned.... tasered, maybe let the dog go on you!
    As you lay across the driveway hands behind your back

    It's not very American to call the blue-coats on other Americans!

    #Police and their ignorant a**es...
    they need to stay out of property disputes

    https://www.bitchute.com/video/fo127vAqD5k/
    THE MOST IGNORANT WV COPS YET! | EXCLUSIVE BODYCAM | LAWSUIT INBOUND It really irks me to see people like this.... People who will call men with guns over a parked car That likely is not on his land anyway! The chances are actually pretty high that you'll get shot! Or falsely imprisoned.... tasered, maybe let the dog go on you! As you lay across the driveway hands behind your back It's not very American to call the blue-coats on other Americans! #Police and their ignorant a**es... they need to stay out of property disputes https://www.bitchute.com/video/fo127vAqD5k/
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    The MOST Ignorant WV Cops Yet! | Exclusive Bodycam | LAWSUIT Inbound
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