Subject: Just Passing These On... BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE PUPPIES
 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
 Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
 Must sell washer and dryer £100. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE Worn once by mistake.
 Call Stephanie. **** And the WINNER is.... **** FOR SALE BY OWNER.
 Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. 
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything. Statement of the Century Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly. "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?" 
Children Are Quick 
___________________________ TEACHER: Why are you late? STUDENT: Class started before I got here. 
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 TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
 JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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 TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
 GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
 TEACHER: No, that's wrong
. GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
 (I Love this child) 
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 TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
 DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
 TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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 TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
 WINNIE: Me!
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 TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 
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 TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
 LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ___________________________
 TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
 SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook. 
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 TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
 CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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 TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
 HAROLD: A teacher

THE BIDEN ADMIN IS GETTING READY TO START A WAR AND SEND YOUR KIDS TO DIE IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY... HELL NO WE WON'T GO... The U.S. House of Representatives has passed a bill to automatically register men aged 18-26 for military draft. Failure to register is classified as a felony. https://www.foxnews.com/politics/house-passes-defense-bill-automatically-registering-men-draft

Why Americans Are Leaving Third World #Shithole States #ShareThisPost Americans are fed-up with democrat-run states and cities. Virtually every one of them can be classified as a third world shithole. Ironically, many of those leaving have been suckling on the teat of socialism and cultural Marxism so long, they bring their communistic ideas with them and can't understand why their new hosts don't like them. They're too stupid to realize and understand that the very definition of insanity is doing the same things the same way over and over and over again and expecting different results. In 2022, over 817,000 people left California. At the same time, New York experienced a net loss of around 75,000 families. Houses on the northeast and west coasts of the United States were once the most sought-after residences in the nation. Now, people are leaving these areas in droves to live a less expensive and more fulfilling life. Where are people going? Why are they leaving? And could this signal a fundamental shift in the way the United States looks and operates? Let's take a closer look. https://rumble.com/v51nbh6-why-americans-are-leaving-third-world-shithole-states.html

RIGHT SIDE PATRIOTS... LIVE! ... Today, Tues. June 11th from 7-8:30pm EST, Craig & Diane discuss 'The Verdict v. The Constitution'; 'Dystopian Delusions of the Liberal Mind'; the latest on Hunter Biden's gun trial; and the federal judge presiding over Trump's classified documents case denied a motion to dismiss some of the charges. On https://rspradio1.com Click 'LISTEN LIVE.'

#Politics #DonaldTrump Promises Release of All Classified Files on #JFK, 9/11, #JeffreyEpstein, if He Wins Second White House Term https://www.naturalnews.com/2024-06-06-trump-promises-release-classified-files-jfk-911-epstein.html

Merrick Garland Placed Highly Classified on Biden's Interview with Hur without Hearing it Himself https://rumble.com/v4zjojk-merrick-garland-placed-highly-classified-on-bidens-interview-with-hur-witho.html

• Kash Patel said he’s seen Every Single JFK File and the Seven Pages of the 9/11 Report... • Kash Patel said will have some type of Public DECLASS Office that will allow the Public to Request Whatever Classified Information they want… “You’re talking to a guy that’s read the entire JFK file.” You’ve seen all the secret stuff? “Yeah, I’ve seen all of that, and I’ve seen the seven pages of the 9/11 report…. I’ve seen it all.” If I had to guess who Trumps next Attorney General would be, it’s Kash Patel.

Biden administration authorized FBI to use DEADLY FORCE in raid on Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate, likely hoping to find an excuse to shoot Trump https://newstarget.com/2024-05-23-biden-authorized-fbi-deadly-force-raid-trump.html The FBI had authorization to use deadly force when they raided former President Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate in Palm Beach, Florida in August 2022. This is according to court filings in a motion to suppress evidence that was seized during the raid as part of Special Counsel Jack Smith’s investigation into Trump’s alleged improper retention of classified material. The documents reveal that the FBI was prepared and willing to use deadly force if needed, even if it involved Trump and his security detail. It’s just one of several eye-opening court filings that Judge Aileen Cannon ordered to be unsealed related to “Plasmic Echo,” the code name

BREAKING: Newly Unsealed Doc Reveals Biden FBI Authorized the Use of Deadly Force During Mar-a-Lago Raid – Armed Agents Prepared to Confront Trump https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/05/breaking-newly-unsealed-doc-reveals-biden-fbi-authorized/ Joe Biden was ready to have his main political rival Donald Trump and his family killed for a publicity stunt! Judge Aileen Cannon on Tuesday unsealed numerous motions related to Jack Smith’s classified documents case against Trump. One filing revealed Biden’s FBI authorized the use of deadly force during their raid on Mar-a-Lago in August 2022.

The evidence in the prosecution Of President Donald Trump for possessing classified documents at his Florida home might not be in the same order FBI agents found it when they raided Mar-a-Lago in August 2022 using Deadly Force.