Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap. I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?" At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions. Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know? Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case. Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap. https://imgflip.com/i/8q3iuh Just kidding. I quit drinking beer almost 25 years ago, but I found this so hilarious, I couldn't resist reposting it.

Actual Customer Review From a Man on Amazon UK After Using Veet Hair Removal Cream for Men After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. (Sounds kind of gay to me.) Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat. I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types. Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two vegetables. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open, trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering arhhh ooooohhh that feels good ahhh! Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in, it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status, so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect! https://imgflip.com/i/8q0hs3

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OUR DAILY OLDIES: TODAY'S OLD SONG IS 'JUMPING JACK FLASH' BY THE ROLLING STONES. AS A BONUS, WE INCLUDED A VERSION FROM SPAIN BY LOS SALVAJES. ENJOY IT!

DUSTIN NEMOS VICTOR HUGO COLLEGE PROTESTS ISRAEL GAZA GENOCIDE #Police in the Corporation of the United States serves the #Jew! You can Murder people by the MILLIONS with weaponized injections, and you will NOT be investigated, arrested, or put into prison! Because Police work for the killers! But just try to protest a #Genocide being committed by #Israel and you'll immediately be arrested and prosecuted, and are very likely to go to prison! The same goes for SPEAKING THE TRUTH ABOUT THE JEWS! You don't have to "lie"" folks! Just exposing the Crimes of the Jew will paint a target on your back! Next thing you know the #ADL is coming after you, the #Media, and you can rest assured... THE POLICE will be showing up to! And this is because Police SERVE & PROTECT THE JEW! Those same Police will turn around and violate YOUR INALIENABLE HUMAN RIGHTS without hesitation! I'll bet you money that these "Policy Enforcers" were CREATED by the Jew! It's NOT "A few bad apples" folks! Police serve the Jew and commit whatever atrocities the Jew requires of him! This is just FACT. The entire bushel of apples is corrupt! Which is exactly what one would expect when they are NEVER HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR THEIR CRIMINAL ACTIONS! https://www.bitchute.com/video/05TwtUp01IG7/

Michigan cop bought drugs, used N-word on duty. Then Holly police hired him This literally happens EVERY DAY! #Police who is driving 90 mph to buy pain killers, calling members of the public that he's sworn to protect "n*ggers" as he goes to pick up drugs ON DUTY & in uniform! He was "Resigned in lieu of being fired" likely keeping benefits, and definitely hiding his actions... WHY would this be allowed??? (In a department that isn't corrupt) ANYONE else would be fired and ARRESTED! Then he goes a county over and gets a job no problem! Police KNOW that all police are #Criminals, so they just go with it! The blatant hypocrisy of these people is unbelievable! And anyone who goes around saying #BackTheBlue has to be mentally defective! That's kinda like going around saying "Back John Gotti" or "Back Al Capone" These morons are endorsing CRIMINAL behavior by people who are supposed to uphold the law AND their PRIME DIRECTIVE is to "protect and Defend the Constitution" And I'll bet you money that not 1 in one hundred Police even knows what the Constitution says! Ask the next one you see "What is the 5 elements of the 1stAmendment?" I'll bet you money they don't know! If they don't know the FIRST AMENDMENT what are the odds they know ANY OF THEM? These are people who SWORE AN #Oath to protect and defend a document they know NOTHING about! You cannot "Protect and Defend" something you have not read! And you cannot "Protect the inalienable human rights of Americans" when you don't have a clue what they are! This is EVERY LEO'S FIRST DUTY! To protect the rights of Americans! Instead.... They violate those rights daily! It's a big club, and YOU ain't in it! Same story, different cop! Miss this story today? It's okay, there will be one just like it tomorrow! https://youtu.be/Iwtyt9ysTCA

OUR DAILY OLDIES: I DON'T REMEMBER HOW LONG AGO BUT I ALREADY SHARE THE SONG 'THE LETTER' BY THE BOX TOPS ALONG WITH 2 VERSIONS: ONE FROM SPAIN AND ONE FROM ITALY BUT I FORGOT TO INCLUDE THIS WONDERFUL ONE BY THE LATE JOE COCKER. ENJOY IT!

Once again a police officer has been murdered by a lunatic. Once again a family is experiencing unbelievable pain. Once again a mom, dad , possibly siblings, wife, children extended family members, friends are shaking their heads and asking WHY while they wipe away tears. Once again a neighborhood and city is pulling together to help each other cope.  The Santaquin Police Department will never be the same. The town of Santaquin will never be the same. Police officers throughout Utah and beyond will never be the same. I do not post  the pic of the Thin Blue Line lightly but because we have lost one of our own. RIP officer. Your senseless death is being felt and your brother and sister officers will pick up the slack. 💙