Subject: Just Passing These On... BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE PUPPIES
 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
 Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
 Must sell washer and dryer £100. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE Worn once by mistake.
 Call Stephanie. **** And the WINNER is.... **** FOR SALE BY OWNER.
 Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. 
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything. Statement of the Century Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly. "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?" 
Children Are Quick 
___________________________ TEACHER: Why are you late? STUDENT: Class started before I got here. 
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 TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
 JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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 TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
 GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
 TEACHER: No, that's wrong
. GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
 (I Love this child) 
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 TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
 DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
 TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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 TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
 WINNIE: Me!
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 TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 
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 TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
 LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ___________________________
 TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
 SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook. 
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 TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
 CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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 TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
 HAROLD: A teacher

https://americafirstreport.com/george-clooneys-foundation-to-issue-arrest-warrant-requests-for-journalists-who-say-nice-things-about-russia/

S.W.I.N.E. Revisited: Students Wildly Indignant about Nearly Everything In the 1960's, Salomey traveled to "Boarkley" (Berkeley) to undergo her "boar mitzvah." There she encountered Cartoonist Al Capp's burlesque of the youth movement: S.W.I.N.E. Students Wildly Indignant about Nearly Everything was a parody of campus radicals, specifically the S.D.S. (Students for a Democratic Society). The movement has since morphed into the Marxist far left radicals of today known as Antifa and Black Lives Matter (BLM) which are openly Marxist and extremely violent and oppressive, yet all at the same time, left wing democrats use the old Nazi propaganda tactic of accusing the right of what they themselves are guilty of. The modern American "Progressive" democrat party is the most regressive political party on the planet. Stalin, Lenin, and Hitler would be proud! About those radical Republicans: Republican President Ulysses S. Grant deployed U.S. troops on October 18, 1871 to combat violence against African Americans. Democrats called white Republicans "radicals" and lynched them along with the blacks. The Tuskegee Institute recorded from 1882-1968, 3,446 blacks and 1,297 whites were lynched - the whites being "radical" Republicans who were caught registering freed black slaves to vote. “Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." -George Santayana The problem is, democrats choose not to remember it and have been attempting to rewrite history since the end of the American Civil War. Enter the Democratic Party - The Party of the Ku Klux Klan. https://rumble.com/v296m1y-s.w.i.n.e.-revisited-students-wildly-indignant-about-nearly-everything.html

Trans women & trans beauties are from the land of Idiocracy who celebrate obesity, diabetes and heart disease. #DeathCult “There will be no distinction between beauty and ugliness. There will be no curiosity, no enjoyment of the process of life. All competing pleasures will be destroyed.” -George Orwell, 1984 https://conservativeus.com/msm-takes-if-you-dont-think-miss-alabama-won-fair-square-youre-a-far-right-extremist-video/

Portland: Another George Soros-Funded “Prosecutor” Bites the Dust. Yet another radical leftist, cop-hating public official has joined fellow Soros disciples, like Racheal Rollins, Chesa Boudin, Kim Gardner, and Kim Foxx, their butts tossed onto the ash heap of Marxist history. Let the trend continue. “Portland voters fire Soros DA Mike Schmidt by a landslide 15% margin.”

#MarjorieTaylorGreene - #MTG states: "I’m tired of #Democrat antics claiming #Republicans worship #DonaldTrump. I worship #God! Democrats are still worshiping Convicted Felon #GeorgeFloyd." https://x.com/RepMTG/status/1797703070555738588

U.S. District Court #Judge Killed Outside Courthouse - Larry Hicks, appointed by #POTUS #GeorgeWBush in 2001, tragically passed away in Reno, #Nevada after being struck by a vehicle near the federal courthouse. https://sonsoflibertymedia.com/u-s-district-court-judge-killed-outside-courthouse/

Video: A Drive-By History Of America's #Freedom Documents: #Thanksgiving, #Slavery & #GeorgeWashington's Prayers https://rumble.com/v4yegv2-a-drive-by-history-of-americas-freedom-documents-thanksgiving-slavery-and-w.html

One thing about President Trump. If he tells you he will do something, you can count on it. Also, pardon Derek Chauvin, and by Executive Order…tear down all George Floyd shrines. https://www.rightjournalism.com/breaking-video-trump-asked-if-hell-pardon-wikileaks-founder-julian-assange-if-elected-president-his-answer-stuns-the-world/

Here is the medical exam for George Floyd that they don't want you to see.