An Englishman, Scotsman, Welshman, and Irishman are captured by the Afghan Taliban and sentenced to death by firing squad.

Before being shot they are asked if they have any last requests:

The Welshman says “Before I die, I would like to hear 1000 Welsh voices singing ‘Land of my Fathers’”.

The Irishman says “Before I die, I would like to see 1000 Irish dancers performing ‘Riverdance’”.

The Scotsmen says “Before I die, I would like to hear 1000 bagpipes playing ‘Scotland the Brave’”.

“And you, English pig! What is your last request?”

“Oh my God !... please just shoot me first”
An Englishman, Scotsman, Welshman, and Irishman are captured by the Afghan Taliban and sentenced to death by firing squad. Before being shot they are asked if they have any last requests: The Welshman says “Before I die, I would like to hear 1000 Welsh voices singing ‘Land of my Fathers’”. The Irishman says “Before I die, I would like to see 1000 Irish dancers performing ‘Riverdance’”. The Scotsmen says “Before I die, I would like to hear 1000 bagpipes playing ‘Scotland the Brave’”. “And you, English pig! What is your last request?” “Oh my God !... please just shoot me first”
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