Wife: Can I cut my hair and make it short?
Husband: Cut it
W: I took lot of efforts to grow it long..
H: Then don't cut it
W:They say short hair is the fashion these days..
H: Then cut it
W: What if the fashion changes after I cut?
H: Then don't cut it
W: All my friends say that I will look beautiful with a short hair..
H: Then cut it
W: But I doubt whether short hair will suit my small face..
H: Then don't cut it
W: But short hair is very easy to manage..
H: Then cut it
W: But how can I wear flowers in my hair. I love to wear flowers.
H: Then don't cut it
W: I think there is nothing wrong in trying once...
H: Then cut it
W: But it may take a long time to grow hair again.
H: Then don't cut it
W: Still I feel like giving it a try once
H: Then cut it
W: If I look ugly after cutting my hair ....
H: Then don't cut it
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The husband is undergoing treatment in a mental hospital presently. He doesn't speak anything except two sentences. "Then cut it" and "Then don't cut it."