Betty went to the cemetery every day in her village to water the flowers on the grave of her deceased husband Harry.

When she was finished she always walked backwards when leaving the grave!

One day her friend Leila asked, "Beth why do you always leave the cemetery walking backwards?"

Betty answered,

“When Harry was alive he always told me 'You've got such a great ass; it could bring a dead man back to life!' … I'm not taking any chances'
Betty went to the cemetery every day in her village to water the flowers on the grave of her deceased husband Harry. When she was finished she always walked backwards when leaving the grave! One day her friend Leila asked, "Beth why do you always leave the cemetery walking backwards?" Betty answered, “When Harry was alive he always told me 'You've got such a great ass; it could bring a dead man back to life!' … I'm not taking any chances'
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