We here at Merciless Radio think that since everyone and their dog are making holidays we should do so as well. I mean we are 70 evolutionary steps above them. So in this day and age of out of control feminism, it becomes like navigating a minefield with clown shoes to actually date. So we here at Merciless say "FUCK DATING!". Waifus are so much better. No back talk. They always smile. Best of all they just sit there hanging on your every word. So from me (Jordan Doe, DJ Crotch Sweat) to you

HAPPY WAIFU DAY!!!!!!