Hmmmm, ok, so let say you were a hyper-intelligent inter-dimensional jellyfish that floated in the upper atmosphere of a tetrahedron shaped moon of a very sarcastic planet. I mean really sarcastic. So you are just hanging out in the air, floating like you normally do. Then the next second you are ripped over distances and times that are beyond all imagination to a 1970s New York punk club and deposited into the brain pan of something with a Mohawk that you could steer a ship with. You are apparently wearing so much denim, leather and metal spikes that you can barely stand straight. You absorb all of the memories of this life form in an instant albeit you have never been in a body like that before so you are disoriented. Well, time for another ride! And another and another. You ping pong mentally across the multiverse so many times you have lost count and finally when you land for the last time you are in BUITTFUCK NOWHERE IDAHO in front of a building with 30-40 foot wide satellite dishes that read 95.8 MHz FM KUNT in big black letters. You have absorbed the memories of uncountable creatures. Each time you landed you ended up with another lifetime of memory and personality. Now you are a Thorazine like mess laying in a pool of human vomit in the mud.
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    The whole whack job disseration, made by a professional in the field. This man who had gone to college to gain certification had all of the data that the college had to offer him but not the common sense to understand that:

    The Earth is made up of massive levels of carbon and carbon dioxide and it has never had a problem with it in the millions of years leading up to this point.

    Duh! Some serious Darwin Award level stuff here.

    The reason I bring it up is something I found out years ago when living in Northern California.

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    Here is the rub though.

    One day he bought a mountain bicycle to ride around Arcata and the local area. He took it out one day and it started to malfunction. He turned it over on its handlebars to look at it and me being an ex Diesel Technician I decided to help him out. Really it was just a bicycle.

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    HE COULDNT USE A SCREWDRIVER!

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    That really, even now, floors me.

    Just keep that in mind. Intellect does not equal intelligence.

    In most cases it is better to be an adequite generalist than a prodigy for a specific niche. At least for overall living and survival at least.

    The one this I learned, being both a computer/it and diesel/automotive technician is that you dont need to memorize everything about something to be fantastic at the pursuit. Overall you just need to know the fundamentals of something. Troubleshooting. The rest can always be looked up.

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    Learn the basics.
    Learn to troubleshoot.
    Learn to research.

    The rest is easy.

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