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  • The Roman Catholic Church is the great whore, the mother of harlots, talked about in Revelation 17.
    The Roman Catholic Church is the great whore, the mother of harlots, talked about in Revelation 17.
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  • Sherman Tank Engine: Built Ford Tough!
    An 18 litre (1098 cu in) Ford GAA V8 petrol engine, used in American tanks during the Second World War. It is one of the largest petrol V8s ever made.
    This engine produced around 500 hp and mountains of torque, and was used in tanks such as the M4A3 Sherman and the M26 Pershing. It was one of the best Allied tank engines of the war.
    https://tankhistoria.com/wwii/sherman-identification/
    Sherman Tank Engine: Built Ford Tough! An 18 litre (1098 cu in) Ford GAA V8 petrol engine, used in American tanks during the Second World War. It is one of the largest petrol V8s ever made. This engine produced around 500 hp and mountains of torque, and was used in tanks such as the M4A3 Sherman and the M26 Pershing. It was one of the best Allied tank engines of the war. https://tankhistoria.com/wwii/sherman-identification/
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  • I Would Not Have You Ignorant
    The Roman Catholic Church is a Pagan Cult
    I Would Not Have You Ignorant The Roman Catholic Church is a Pagan Cult
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  • The Whitmer ‘kidnapping hoax’ is on the brink of collapse…
    The Whitmer ‘kidnapping hoax’ is on the brink of collapse…
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  • 5 Bucks and a Hershey Bar
    A young seminarian receives his first parish orders and reports to the Bishop.

    The Bishop welcomes the seminarian and tells him his first week he will be in charge of the confessional.

    The first visitor speaks to the seminarian and says, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned",
    to which the seminarian replied, "What sin did you commit, my son?"

    "I masturbated" is his reply, to which the seminarian responds, "Wash your hands in Holy Water, say three Hail Marys and never sin again."

    The next visitor is a Nun. She tells the seminarian, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned", to which the seminarian replies, "What sin did you commit, sister?", to which she replies, "I bumped against a man in a crowd and he had an erection and my hand brushed against it."

    The seminarian replied, "This was surely not your fault, but if it makes you feel better, wash your hand in Holy Water and say 3 Hail Marys and be careful not to let it happen again."

    The next visitor is a gorgeous buxom blonde who tells the seminarian, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned" to which the seminarian replies, "What sin did you commit, my child?"

    She replies, "I gave a man a blow job and he wasn't my husband." Perplexed, the seminarian can't remember what the penance is for that sin, and cannot find it in his book of penances. He looks out of the confessional booth for the Bishop, but he is nowhere in sight. About then an altar boy walks by and he grabs his arm and asks him quietly, "Have you got any idea what the Bishop gives for a blow job?" The altar boy replies, "Oh, that's an easy one. 5 bucks and a Hershey bar!"
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    5 Bucks and a Hershey Bar A young seminarian receives his first parish orders and reports to the Bishop. The Bishop welcomes the seminarian and tells him his first week he will be in charge of the confessional. The first visitor speaks to the seminarian and says, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned", to which the seminarian replied, "What sin did you commit, my son?" "I masturbated" is his reply, to which the seminarian responds, "Wash your hands in Holy Water, say three Hail Marys and never sin again." The next visitor is a Nun. She tells the seminarian, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned", to which the seminarian replies, "What sin did you commit, sister?", to which she replies, "I bumped against a man in a crowd and he had an erection and my hand brushed against it." The seminarian replied, "This was surely not your fault, but if it makes you feel better, wash your hand in Holy Water and say 3 Hail Marys and be careful not to let it happen again." The next visitor is a gorgeous buxom blonde who tells the seminarian, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned" to which the seminarian replies, "What sin did you commit, my child?" She replies, "I gave a man a blow job and he wasn't my husband." Perplexed, the seminarian can't remember what the penance is for that sin, and cannot find it in his book of penances. He looks out of the confessional booth for the Bishop, but he is nowhere in sight. About then an altar boy walks by and he grabs his arm and asks him quietly, "Have you got any idea what the Bishop gives for a blow job?" The altar boy replies, "Oh, that's an easy one. 5 bucks and a Hershey bar!" https://imgflip.com/i/8q7ecp
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  • Buddy Brown: Jerry Seinfeld just performed an exorcism and 36 students left graduation ceremony.
    Buddy Brown: Jerry Seinfeld just performed an exorcism and 36 students left graduation ceremony.
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  • Now he can finally go to his grave knowing he wasn't the worst president of the United States!
    #BuildBackBetterMyAss #LetsGoBrandon #ShareThisPost

    Former President Jimmy Carter’s grandson says the nation’s 39th president is “doing OK but nearing the end.”
    Now he can finally go to his grave knowing he wasn't the worst president of the United States! #BuildBackBetterMyAss #LetsGoBrandon #ShareThisPost Former President Jimmy Carter’s grandson says the nation’s 39th president is “doing OK but nearing the end.”
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    Jimmy Carter is ‘doing OK, but nearing the end,’ grandson says
    Former President Jimmy Carter’s grandson says the nation’s 39th president is “doing OK but nearing the end.”
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  • Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.

    I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so
    I sat down and had a cold beer.

    The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

    My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing."

    The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"

    At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

    Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

    Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?

    Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.

    Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:

    A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

    But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

    I rest my case.
    Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.
    https://imgflip.com/i/8q3iuh

    Just kidding. I quit drinking beer almost 25 years ago, but I found this so hilarious, I couldn't resist reposting it.
    Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap. I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?" At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions. Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know? Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case. Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap. https://imgflip.com/i/8q3iuh Just kidding. I quit drinking beer almost 25 years ago, but I found this so hilarious, I couldn't resist reposting it.
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  • Hold on! I'm not here to answer any questions.
    Useless wretch. Shove a stick in her ass and use her for a toilet brush!
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    Hold on! I'm not here to answer any questions. Useless wretch. Shove a stick in her ass and use her for a toilet brush! https://imgflip.com/i/7he53w
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  • The War on Truth is the most powerful documentary on J-6 to date.
    https://rumble.com/v4v7jl5-the-war-on-truth-movie-trailer.html

    Directed and produced by Veterans Chris Burgard and Nick Searcy, this is a film His Glory TV wants all Americans of conscience to see.
    The War on Truth – Live Premiere

    For over three years the Federal Government has waged a War On Truth.

    Now the truth fights back.
    Experience the LIVE Premiere of “The War on Truth” May 18th Starting at 4pm with special guest speakers, Live Music Performances and a Q and A with the Director after the Movie.

    Watch The War On Truth Live Premiere Event Now! $17.76
    https://hisglory.tv/product/the-war-on-truth-live-premiere/
    The War on Truth is the most powerful documentary on J-6 to date. https://rumble.com/v4v7jl5-the-war-on-truth-movie-trailer.html Directed and produced by Veterans Chris Burgard and Nick Searcy, this is a film His Glory TV wants all Americans of conscience to see. The War on Truth – Live Premiere For over three years the Federal Government has waged a War On Truth. Now the truth fights back. Experience the LIVE Premiere of “The War on Truth” May 18th Starting at 4pm with special guest speakers, Live Music Performances and a Q and A with the Director after the Movie. Watch The War On Truth Live Premiere Event Now! $17.76 https://hisglory.tv/product/the-war-on-truth-live-premiere/
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