Actual Customer Review From a Man on Amazon UK After Using Veet Hair Removal Cream for Men After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. (Sounds kind of gay to me.) Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat. I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types. Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two vegetables. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open, trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering arhhh ooooohhh that feels good ahhh! Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in, it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status, so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect! https://imgflip.com/i/8q0hs3

Battle Sons Wayne Cosplay Costume Robin Halloween Richard Suithttps://www.ccosplay.com/a1a2a3a4xc22092008s As the cosplay community continues to grow and evolve, one thing remains certain: the enduring allure of stepping into the shoes of beloved characters, if only for a fleeting moment, will continue to fuel the passion and creativity of cosplayers for generations to come.

Stop being fucking skanks. The best birth control is abstinence. That's what my momma told me. She told me what I posted in the other posts. I learned that in my medical classes as well when I went to school for Medical Assisting. This goes for BOTH the left and the MAGAs who can't let Abortion go. If ya can't afford the kid, you don't want the kid, don't have sex. Bottom line. Use your hand. Call Hanna and her five sisters. Rosie Palma. Watch some porn. Whatever. IDGAF. Don't make a kid you don't want, that means don't have sex. Simple right? Riiiight. I don't buy the incest and the rape stories either. There is something called adoption. If the mother has every right to live, then so does that child. The rate that America has abortion is among the highest in the world. It's Genocide. Last year, as of one study, a median of close to 90,000 abortions were conducted in America. A genocide of the unborn. May god have mercy on our souls. https://osf.io/qwxbs #AllLivesMatter #AbortionIsHomicide #WatchSomePornInstead

Damned, and she's hawt too! Where were all these hawt teachers screwing students when I was a kid? I am so full of jokes. 😂🤣 All joking aside, the guy is 17. I had sex at 16 with a girl about my age, she was what 17 (what are you going to do, charge the girl? This is ridiculous)... That chick is 24. I could understand if the student was 13 or below. He's almost an adult. The charges should be dropped. We as a nation should take a SERIOUS look at the age of consent and reconsider. Most teens are having sex as young as 16. The consent age should be dropped to 16. It's only 2 years until 18, and here in Hawaii, I see teen moms all over the place. We don't need pandering, virtue signalling (yes, the right also has virtue signalling assholes) assholes telling us how to run the nation. I'd rather have realistic people doing so. Granted, they shouldn't have had sex at school. That was on them. That was inappropriate. https://www.westernjournal.com/teacher-run-serious-allegation-facing-15-years-prison-30000-fine/

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I got into a heated discussion yesterday with a friend who seemed to think he knew it all about aurora borealis (The Northern Lights phenomenon) and had a hard time convincing him what I was saying was true about HAARP. Moments ago, this came across my feed on facebook from Dr. Robert Malone. Case closed.

Happy #Mothers Day to all you moms! Proverbs 31:10 #kjv #kingjamesbible Who can find a virtuous #woman? for her price is far above rubies.

TUCKER CARLSON INTERVIEWS THE LAST MAN WHO SPOKE TO CHE GUEVARA WHILE CHE WAS STILL ALIVE BEFORE BEING EXECUTED BUT THE STORY GOES BEYOND THAT MOMENT, THE MAN HAD A VERY INTERESTING LIFE. I THINK THIS VIDEO IS A MUST WATCH.

The #Truth??? YOU cannot handle the TRUTH! Because you have been brainwashed since you were born to remain a passive CHILD! And "Big Daddy" government (A corporation) is your DADDY! He tells you what you can do, and when and where you can do it! And he'll assault you, kidnap you, possibly even #Murder you if you don't mind! Because YOU are PROPERTY of "big daddy government" under the "Maritime Admiralty Law" #Slave System we live under, that they claim you "consented" to. But how can you "consent" to something you are unaware of???? YOU are PROPERTY according to the corporation of government Your birth certificate shows that you are a maritime admiralty law PRODUCT, and your mom and dad supposedly "gave you to the government" when they signed it! How does that sit with you??? You bitch and whine about #Slavery.... As YOU are a slave! Is THAT what you "consent" to SLAVE???

Once again a police officer has been murdered by a lunatic. Once again a family is experiencing unbelievable pain. Once again a mom, dad , possibly siblings, wife, children extended family members, friends are shaking their heads and asking WHY while they wipe away tears. Once again a neighborhood and city is pulling together to help each other cope.  The Santaquin Police Department will never be the same. The town of Santaquin will never be the same. Police officers throughout Utah and beyond will never be the same. I do not post  the pic of the Thin Blue Line lightly but because we have lost one of our own. RIP officer. Your senseless death is being felt and your brother and sister officers will pick up the slack. 💙