• Conservatives STOMP On Thin Blue Line Flag As Police Violate Constitution, Cops LOSING All Support

    While this is from 2021 AND it's Tim Pool...

    It's nice to see that at least a few of the people STILL caught up in the political theater of the left / right paradigm lie are coming around to the FACT that #Police are nothing more than a foreign military on US Soil in violation of the Constitution!

    I mean they literally work for a for-profit #Corporation that is located offshore...

    You cannot get much more "foreign" than that! And this particular
    CORPORATION is responsible for the killing of a LOT of Americans..

    Americans who have NOT HARMED ANYONE, financially or physically
    WHY would you arrest an American, the BOSS of the Police, for a non-crime?

    Statutes and Codes are NOT #Law!

    And the entire "Justice System" is set up under a giant #Fraud, claiming that
    YOU "consent" to being a #Slave under Maritime Admiralty Law. Which is what our "Courts" operate under! They are treating MEN & WOMEN as if they were maritime admiralty law PRODUCTS!

    It may sound crazy, but it's a 110% TRUE and CORRECT!
    MEN & WOMEN should ALWAYS be in the #Jurisdiction of Common Law!

    But through coercion, Fraud, and deceit, and their "Implied Consent Doctrine" they claim that you "consent" to being their PROPERTY and their Slave!

    Your "Berth Certificate" turned you into a maritime admiralty law PRODUCT owned by the State. And when your parents signed it, they unknowingly GAVE YOU over to the State as their "Property"

    So the "State" created this "Legal Fiction" which is your all caps name, they PATENTED it as a hieroglyph that THEY OWN.... And then they brainwashed YOU into representing it! It's all a part of the massive fraud

    It's really fruitless to even TRY fighting them in their own corrupt courts!
    But we must, unless we close every court down and start over as COMMON LAW courts, like they should have been all along!

    These people are #Criminals
    And everything they do is designed to keep YOU broke and a SLAVE!

    They control how much your worthless paper "notes of debt" are worth, therefore they control YOU! They decide if you can eat or not, afford a house or not

    And the entire time they are claiming to "serve you."
    As they bend you over, send you to prison based on a fraudulent Maritime Admiralty Law system, as they steal HALF of everything you earn... And then steal the other half as you try to spend what's left! They even tax your phones, garbage, water, sewer....

    That's right.... they have you paying to sh*t!

    And just in case you have two dimes left to rub together, they are going to send the
    roadside #Pirates, on the high seas of maritime admiralty law (On American LAND)
    to relieve you of just a little bit more, perhaps even confiscate your stuff! Oh boy!

    They'll just use "Civil asset forfeiture," and confiscate your Home, Boat, Car, Truck, or all of the above, by simply ACCUSING YOU of a "Crime." They don't even need to PROVE IT! They just take your stuff and YOU have to "prove that you are innocent" of their made up, BS "crime" that likely don't even exist!

    So how then, can you "prove" you didn't do something THAT WAS NEVER DONE???

    They are nothing more than PIRATES, literally descendants of the Phoenicians, who have created this maritime admiralty law hocus pocus trick to scam everyone into being a SLAVE! The whole while their #Wizards on TELL-A-VISION are telling you that they are "Serving YOU" and that they "work for YOU."

    I don't know about you, but last time MY EMPLOYEE falsely accused me of something, beat me up and tossed me into a cage, after tasering or shooting me
    (Or both) I knocked his teeth out AND fired him!

    But "Our Employees" boss us around as if we were children!
    They beat us, taze us, shoot us, and imprison us anytime they feel like it!

    And it don't matter if you did it or not... there's a statute somewhere that your
    #Strawman has broken! And because you THINK that he's YOU, and you keep on representing him, they WILL get you! Lock you up, fine you, ruin your life!

    All based on a fraud thought up by psychopaths!

    A fraud where they have taken MEN & WOMEN belonging in the JURISDICTION of common law, and brainwashing them into believing that strawman is them!

    That way, when they unknowingly enter into their "Maritime Admiralty Law" courts, they will blindly "represent" that strawman, that exists only on paper! But YOU are representing him so YOU will do his prison time and pay his fines and bills!

    It's the Satanic world system of dominance and control
    YOU must actually "consent" to all of these things for it to be lawful!

    Them writing down a bunch of BS on paper claiming that "Implied Consent" in-debts you to their contract based FRAUDULENT SYSTEM is horsespit!

    It's time that you learn about your strawman, and it's time you learn that
    YOUR ACTUAL CONSENT IS REQUIRED for any of this to be lawful!

    NOBODY would "consent" to their system if they knew what it was based on!

    And it is time that the black robed priest (Wizards) of the #BAR Association go and screw themselves! Nobody has authorized them to decide the fate of mankind!

    OR to attempt to circumvent NATURAL LAW and COMMON LAW using a fairy tale story about maritime admiralty law! It's NOT okay! These black robed wizards have been fooling the masses for a long time!

    They are just another part of the Corporation! Along with the Vatican, the Jews, the Jesuits, the Knights of Malta, the Illuminati, Every Freemason controlled "College" or School, the medical industrial complex, the play actors in Congress, the "BAR," and all of the scumbags from the World Economic Forum & the military industrial complex, and every "Secret Society" and "Church of Satan" on Earth!

    They are ALL in on it!
    And you cannot fight an enemy when you don't know who he is!
    ALL of the people listed above ARE YOUR ENEMIES!

    And they are trying real hard to enslave you GOOD!
    So you best WAKE UP and smell the coffee!

    And take back control over your own life!
    While kicking every tyrant scumbag to the curb!
    And the Courts and Corporations too!

    The entirety of the "system" they have built must be dismantled!
    We don't NEED "government" to "Protect and Serve" us into the poorhouse

    We can hire PRIVATE firms to keep us safe, Like in the old days, we hire a mayor and a sheriff.... if either gets crossways with the people, we just FIRE THEM ON THE SPOT!

    No "Investigation" that last 10 years or any of that BS, GOODBYE, you are FIRED!
    And when they harm an American, they better be able to PROVE that American was bent on harming them or we hang them! Matter closed

    We don't NEED 12,000 pages of federal laws, and 42,000 pages of state laws!
    ALL that we need is "Do unto others as you'd have them do unto YOU"

    And everything will be fine!

    https://ugetube.com/watch/conservatives-stomp-on-thin-blue-line-flag-as-police-violate-constitution-cops-losing-all-support_XoTqCeynO2cxWsG.html
    Conservatives STOMP On Thin Blue Line Flag As Police Violate Constitution, Cops LOSING All Support While this is from 2021 AND it's Tim Pool... It's nice to see that at least a few of the people STILL caught up in the political theater of the left / right paradigm lie are coming around to the FACT that #Police are nothing more than a foreign military on US Soil in violation of the Constitution! I mean they literally work for a for-profit #Corporation that is located offshore... You cannot get much more "foreign" than that! And this particular CORPORATION is responsible for the killing of a LOT of Americans.. Americans who have NOT HARMED ANYONE, financially or physically WHY would you arrest an American, the BOSS of the Police, for a non-crime? Statutes and Codes are NOT #Law! And the entire "Justice System" is set up under a giant #Fraud, claiming that YOU "consent" to being a #Slave under Maritime Admiralty Law. Which is what our "Courts" operate under! They are treating MEN & WOMEN as if they were maritime admiralty law PRODUCTS! It may sound crazy, but it's a 110% TRUE and CORRECT! MEN & WOMEN should ALWAYS be in the #Jurisdiction of Common Law! But through coercion, Fraud, and deceit, and their "Implied Consent Doctrine" they claim that you "consent" to being their PROPERTY and their Slave! Your "Berth Certificate" turned you into a maritime admiralty law PRODUCT owned by the State. And when your parents signed it, they unknowingly GAVE YOU over to the State as their "Property" So the "State" created this "Legal Fiction" which is your all caps name, they PATENTED it as a hieroglyph that THEY OWN.... And then they brainwashed YOU into representing it! It's all a part of the massive fraud It's really fruitless to even TRY fighting them in their own corrupt courts! But we must, unless we close every court down and start over as COMMON LAW courts, like they should have been all along! These people are #Criminals And everything they do is designed to keep YOU broke and a SLAVE! They control how much your worthless paper "notes of debt" are worth, therefore they control YOU! They decide if you can eat or not, afford a house or not And the entire time they are claiming to "serve you." As they bend you over, send you to prison based on a fraudulent Maritime Admiralty Law system, as they steal HALF of everything you earn... And then steal the other half as you try to spend what's left! They even tax your phones, garbage, water, sewer.... That's right.... they have you paying to sh*t! And just in case you have two dimes left to rub together, they are going to send the roadside #Pirates, on the high seas of maritime admiralty law (On American LAND) to relieve you of just a little bit more, perhaps even confiscate your stuff! Oh boy! They'll just use "Civil asset forfeiture," and confiscate your Home, Boat, Car, Truck, or all of the above, by simply ACCUSING YOU of a "Crime." They don't even need to PROVE IT! They just take your stuff and YOU have to "prove that you are innocent" of their made up, BS "crime" that likely don't even exist! So how then, can you "prove" you didn't do something THAT WAS NEVER DONE??? They are nothing more than PIRATES, literally descendants of the Phoenicians, who have created this maritime admiralty law hocus pocus trick to scam everyone into being a SLAVE! The whole while their #Wizards on TELL-A-VISION are telling you that they are "Serving YOU" and that they "work for YOU." I don't know about you, but last time MY EMPLOYEE falsely accused me of something, beat me up and tossed me into a cage, after tasering or shooting me (Or both) I knocked his teeth out AND fired him! But "Our Employees" boss us around as if we were children! They beat us, taze us, shoot us, and imprison us anytime they feel like it! And it don't matter if you did it or not... there's a statute somewhere that your #Strawman has broken! And because you THINK that he's YOU, and you keep on representing him, they WILL get you! Lock you up, fine you, ruin your life! All based on a fraud thought up by psychopaths! A fraud where they have taken MEN & WOMEN belonging in the JURISDICTION of common law, and brainwashing them into believing that strawman is them! That way, when they unknowingly enter into their "Maritime Admiralty Law" courts, they will blindly "represent" that strawman, that exists only on paper! But YOU are representing him so YOU will do his prison time and pay his fines and bills! It's the Satanic world system of dominance and control YOU must actually "consent" to all of these things for it to be lawful! Them writing down a bunch of BS on paper claiming that "Implied Consent" in-debts you to their contract based FRAUDULENT SYSTEM is horsespit! It's time that you learn about your strawman, and it's time you learn that YOUR ACTUAL CONSENT IS REQUIRED for any of this to be lawful! NOBODY would "consent" to their system if they knew what it was based on! And it is time that the black robed priest (Wizards) of the #BAR Association go and screw themselves! Nobody has authorized them to decide the fate of mankind! OR to attempt to circumvent NATURAL LAW and COMMON LAW using a fairy tale story about maritime admiralty law! It's NOT okay! These black robed wizards have been fooling the masses for a long time! They are just another part of the Corporation! Along with the Vatican, the Jews, the Jesuits, the Knights of Malta, the Illuminati, Every Freemason controlled "College" or School, the medical industrial complex, the play actors in Congress, the "BAR," and all of the scumbags from the World Economic Forum & the military industrial complex, and every "Secret Society" and "Church of Satan" on Earth! They are ALL in on it! And you cannot fight an enemy when you don't know who he is! ALL of the people listed above ARE YOUR ENEMIES! And they are trying real hard to enslave you GOOD! So you best WAKE UP and smell the coffee! And take back control over your own life! While kicking every tyrant scumbag to the curb! And the Courts and Corporations too! The entirety of the "system" they have built must be dismantled! We don't NEED "government" to "Protect and Serve" us into the poorhouse We can hire PRIVATE firms to keep us safe, Like in the old days, we hire a mayor and a sheriff.... if either gets crossways with the people, we just FIRE THEM ON THE SPOT! No "Investigation" that last 10 years or any of that BS, GOODBYE, you are FIRED! And when they harm an American, they better be able to PROVE that American was bent on harming them or we hang them! Matter closed We don't NEED 12,000 pages of federal laws, and 42,000 pages of state laws! ALL that we need is "Do unto others as you'd have them do unto YOU" And everything will be fine! https://ugetube.com/watch/conservatives-stomp-on-thin-blue-line-flag-as-police-violate-constitution-cops-losing-all-support_XoTqCeynO2cxWsG.html
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  • HAPPY EID EVERYONE!

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    According to Scripture Archangel Gabriel announced to Mary that she had been chosen to bear the Son of God (Luke 1:27-38). God sent Gabriel to Nazareth with a message for Mary, who was promised in marriage to Joseph. Gabriel told Mary that she would have a son, whom she was to name Jesus.

    In the Hebrew Bible, Gabriel appears to the prophet Daniel to explain his visions (Daniel 8:15–26, 9:21–27). The archangel also appears in the Book of Enoch and other ancient Jewish writings not preserved in Hebrew.

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    Your donations and support will help the New Age World Religion – Higher Spiritualism – free many imprisoned souls. Please donate.

    We ask the Islamic people around the world on this day of Eid to pause for a moment from the usual sacrifices and sacrifice a little time with the Self and the Real Allah. Archangel Gabriel wishes to connect with you once again on a deeper, more personal level. As a Spiritual Gift for this Eid, he offers an amazing and timely spiritual lesson titled “The Ultimate Bliss" which will provide an explanation, the reality, and the truth about his message to the great Prophet Muhammad, how to attain Conscious Immortality and many more great secrets are revealed!

    On June,17, 2024, the Spiritual Lesson will be out for the public's eyes and ears. STAY CONNECTED AND EXCITED. OPEN YOUR HEART AND MIND FOR A NEW DISPENSATION OF TRUTH!

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    HAPPY EID EVERYONE! 😍 A magnificent new Gift is coming soon to mankind from the Consciousness of God. The Real Ascended Masters (the Immortals – Elders of our Race) wish to celebrate Eid Al Adha through Education and Contemplation with the Islamic community worldwide, blessing them with New Dispensation of Truth about Allah, directly from the Great Archangel Gabriel Himself! https://youtu.be/tSqcjTQwF8I According to Scripture Archangel Gabriel announced to Mary that she had been chosen to bear the Son of God (Luke 1:27-38). God sent Gabriel to Nazareth with a message for Mary, who was promised in marriage to Joseph. Gabriel told Mary that she would have a son, whom she was to name Jesus. In the Hebrew Bible, Gabriel appears to the prophet Daniel to explain his visions (Daniel 8:15–26, 9:21–27). The archangel also appears in the Book of Enoch and other ancient Jewish writings not preserved in Hebrew. Additionally, the Quran was verbally revealed from God to Muhammad through Gabriel. Surah 96, The Clot (96:1-5), describes Gabriel's appearance to Muhammad during his spiritual retreat outside of Mecca, at Hira Mountain. Once again, God has sent the great Archangel Gabriel to all mankind, this time in the 1970s, through the most scientifically tested, proven, and documented physical medium of all time, Rev. Keith Milton Rhinehart, (1936-1999). The reason you have not known about this until now is that the Sacred Teachings of the Ascended Masters were suppressed by dark forces to prevent humanity from learning the truth. However, our Great Avatar Sri Sunkara Sankacharya has saved these teachings and triumphed over evil, though he lost all his life savings in the process. Your donations and support will help the New Age World Religion – Higher Spiritualism – free many imprisoned souls. Please donate. We ask the Islamic people around the world on this day of Eid to pause for a moment from the usual sacrifices and sacrifice a little time with the Self and the Real Allah. Archangel Gabriel wishes to connect with you once again on a deeper, more personal level. As a Spiritual Gift for this Eid, he offers an amazing and timely spiritual lesson titled “The Ultimate Bliss" which will provide an explanation, the reality, and the truth about his message to the great Prophet Muhammad, how to attain Conscious Immortality and many more great secrets are revealed! On June,17, 2024, the Spiritual Lesson will be out for the public's eyes and ears. STAY CONNECTED AND EXCITED. OPEN YOUR HEART AND MIND FOR A NEW DISPENSATION OF TRUTH! Stay tuned for an interview with Sri Sunkara, speaking about witnessing the great Archangel Gabriel phenomenon in Seattle Washington, USA, in 1975. To order the book "Archangel Trilogy," please send your request via email - [email protected] #AscendedMasters #Immortality #Education #Revelation #Eidaladha2024 #Eid #Islam #Christan #Hebrew #Unity #Peace #God #HigherSpiritualism
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  • A group called America's Digital Shield set up a website to track the number of so-called "ephemeral experiences" that Big Tech is putting out there this year to manipulate the public vote in favor of the selected candidate(s). As of this writing, more than 91 million such experiences have been recorded.
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    A group called America's Digital Shield set up a website to track the number of so-called "ephemeral experiences" that Big Tech is putting out there this year to manipulate the public vote in favor of the selected candidate(s). As of this writing, more than 91 million such experiences have been recorded. https://newstarget.com/2024-06-05-americas-digital-shield-big-tech-2024-election-interference.html
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  • Actual Customer Review From a Man on Amazon UK After Using Veet Hair Removal Cream for Men

    After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.
    (Sounds kind of gay to me.)

    Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.

    I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types. Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

    I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

    At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

    Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two vegetables.

    Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.

    Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

    I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid off and positioned it under me.

    The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.

    I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open, trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

    This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.

    This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

    The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

    Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering arhhh ooooohhh that feels good ahhh!

    Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in, it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

    I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status, so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect!
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    Actual Customer Review From a Man on Amazon UK After Using Veet Hair Removal Cream for Men After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. (Sounds kind of gay to me.) Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat. I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types. Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two vegetables. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open, trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering arhhh ooooohhh that feels good ahhh! Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in, it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status, so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect! https://imgflip.com/i/8q0hs3
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  • CRUDDY COPS LEARNED REAL QUICK THAT THEY MESSED WITH THE WRONG GUY

    You can claim whatever you like, but #Police ARE the "Bullies" among us! These scumbags get off on ruining lives and victimizing the innocent!

    After all, they are nothing more than revenue agents!

    It's amazing to me.... Houston #Police just shelved thousands of #Rape and #Murder cases because of "lack of manpower," but they NEVER stopped writing tickets!

    You see.... The #Corporation of the United States don't CARE about real crimes!

    They ONLY care about extorting MEN & WOMEN roadside for #Revenue!

    It's more important to them to relieve YOU of your paycheck than it is to catch ACTUAL #Criminals who created a #Victim! "Police" are NOT here to "protect" you...

    They are here to extort and rob you, as they "Protect" the #Pedophiles who control them, and write their paychecks! They serve the #Jews and their agenda!
    PERIOD!

    They know it, and we know it!

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    CRUDDY COPS LEARNED REAL QUICK THAT THEY MESSED WITH THE WRONG GUY You can claim whatever you like, but #Police ARE the "Bullies" among us! These scumbags get off on ruining lives and victimizing the innocent! After all, they are nothing more than revenue agents! It's amazing to me.... Houston #Police just shelved thousands of #Rape and #Murder cases because of "lack of manpower," but they NEVER stopped writing tickets! You see.... The #Corporation of the United States don't CARE about real crimes! They ONLY care about extorting MEN & WOMEN roadside for #Revenue! It's more important to them to relieve YOU of your paycheck than it is to catch ACTUAL #Criminals who created a #Victim! "Police" are NOT here to "protect" you... They are here to extort and rob you, as they "Protect" the #Pedophiles who control them, and write their paychecks! They serve the #Jews and their agenda! PERIOD! They know it, and we know it! https://www.bitchute.com/video/_-XOXwzlDcM/
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    Cruddy Cops Learned Real Quick That They Messed With the WRONG GUY
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