• I Was So Much Fitter After The CarboHaler

    ”I love to exercise at the gym and ran marathons. Normally I can do about 10 push-ups. After my first session with the CarboHaler I could do 24 and after the second session I could do as many as 30! A few hours after the second session I ran 5k on the treadmill and finished off with a one minute sprint. I was so much fitter!!!!! AMAZING.”

    Davinia Taylor
    2X #1 Sunday Times Bestseller

    CARBOHALER BENEFITS
    * Reduce Mental Stress
    * Slow Down Your Breathing
    * Heal Emotional Wounds
    * Open Up Your Blood Vessels
    * Increase Muscle Strength
    * More Blood To Your Brain
    * Faster Recovery
    * Open Up Your Airways

    * Better Oxygenation
    * Hypoxia Reduction
    * Increased Vasodilation
    * Increased Cerebral Blood Flow
    * Improve Lung Function
    * Improve Recovery Time
    * Stress Reduction
    * Increased CO2 Tolerance

    https://carbogenetics.com/ref/19

    #carbogenetics #carbogen #carbohaler #breathing #consciousbreathing #healing #healthy #injuryrecovery #eyesightimprovement #sportsperformance #superendurance #healthimprovement #calmer #relaxation #peaceofmind #covid #covidrecovery #healfromcovid
    I Was So Much Fitter After The CarboHaler ”I love to exercise at the gym and ran marathons. Normally I can do about 10 push-ups. After my first session with the CarboHaler I could do 24 and after the second session I could do as many as 30! A few hours after the second session I ran 5k on the treadmill and finished off with a one minute sprint. I was so much fitter!!!!! AMAZING.” Davinia Taylor 2X #1 Sunday Times Bestseller CARBOHALER BENEFITS * Reduce Mental Stress * Slow Down Your Breathing * Heal Emotional Wounds * Open Up Your Blood Vessels * Increase Muscle Strength * More Blood To Your Brain * Faster Recovery * Open Up Your Airways * Better Oxygenation * Hypoxia Reduction * Increased Vasodilation * Increased Cerebral Blood Flow * Improve Lung Function * Improve Recovery Time * Stress Reduction * Increased CO2 Tolerance 👉 https://carbogenetics.com/ref/19 👈 #carbogenetics #carbogen #carbohaler #breathing #consciousbreathing #healing #healthy #injuryrecovery #eyesightimprovement #sportsperformance #superendurance #healthimprovement #calmer #relaxation #peaceofmind #covid #covidrecovery #healfromcovid
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  • Subject: Just Passing These On...



    BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT



    These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:





    FREE PUPPIES


    1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.



    FREE PUPPIES.

    Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.


    Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.



    COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.

    Also 1 gay bull for sale.



    JOINING NUDIST COLONY!


    Must sell washer and dryer £100.



    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE

    Worn once by mistake.
 Call Stephanie.



    **** And the WINNER is.... ****

    FOR SALE BY OWNER.


    Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. 
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.

    No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.



    Statement of the Century

    Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly. "If women are so bloody perfect

    at multitasking, How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"




    
Children Are Quick

    
___________________________

    TEACHER: Why are you late?

    STUDENT: Class started before I got here.



    
___________________________


    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?


    JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.




    ___________________________


    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'


    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'


    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
.

    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.


    (I Love this child)



    
___________________________


    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?


    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.


    TEACHER: What are you talking about?

    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.




    ___________________________


    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.


    WINNIE: Me!




    ___________________________


    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

    GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.



    
___________________________


    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.

    Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?


    LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.



    ___________________________


    TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?


    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook.



    
___________________________


    TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?


    CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

    (I want to adopt this kid!!!)




    ___________________________


    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?


    HAROLD: A teacher
    Subject: Just Passing These On... BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE PUPPIES
 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
 Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
 Must sell washer and dryer £100. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE Worn once by mistake.
 Call Stephanie. **** And the WINNER is.... **** FOR SALE BY OWNER.
 Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. 
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything. Statement of the Century Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly. "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?" 
Children Are Quick 
___________________________ TEACHER: Why are you late? STUDENT: Class started before I got here. 
___________________________
 TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
 JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
 ___________________________
 TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
 GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
 TEACHER: No, that's wrong
. GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
 (I Love this child) 
___________________________
 TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
 DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
 TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
 ___________________________
 TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
 WINNIE: Me!
 ___________________________
 TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 
___________________________
 TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
 LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ___________________________
 TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
 SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook. 
___________________________
 TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
 CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!)
 ___________________________
 TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
 HAROLD: A teacher
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  • https://vdare.com/posts/mayans-didn-t-sacrifice-lovely-virgins-to-their-gods-they-murdered-little-boys
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  • William Shatner ATTACKS woke LANGUAGE POLICE as they CANCEL STAR TREK!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9Kr2j6cFqk
    On January 29, the 92-year-old Shatner sounded off regarding a woke EU “guide” that would banish words used in the early-days opening of the television series – a “guide” that suggests “phasering-out” lines such as, “To boldly go where no man has gone before!” Supplying screen-shots on X from the original Sun.co.uk article that tells readers about this EU language “tool kit,” Mr. Shatner took a low-key, sincere approach to the information he had read. And it’s information that easily could cause many sensible people a lot of vexation. Paramount is avoiding using or featuring in any way their most ICONIC character, William Shatner's Capitan Kirk! William Shatner took shots at Paramount over the handling of the Star Trek franchise and the erasure of the most beloved character in Star Trek history, Captain Kirk. Prompted by a question from X user Herostraous, asking, “But will we ever see Captain Kirk again?” William Shatner took a recent Paramount+ Star Trek Originals promotional image, with a poster with every captain from every Star Trek show on the image, but oddly, Captain Kirk is missing. William Shatner wrote along with the image, “All you have to do is look at the Paramount+ graphics to answer that question.” His answer sparked outrage from fans, chief among them pop culture experts Nerdrotic, Doomcock, and The Critical Drinker. Nerdrotic posted, “This is a crime against Star Trek.” Doomock said, “This is a travesty. Captain Kirk is the heart of Star Trek and without Captain Kirk, the whole thing is a SHAM. God bless #WilliamShatner and the immortal character he created. My childhood hero. Thank you for all the joy you brought me, Bill. You’re the best.” However, the discussion didn’t stop there as another fan asked William Shatner, “Has anyone at Paramount come out with an official explanation for this MASSIVE FLUB?” Shatner replied once more, taking more shots at Paramount over their handling of the series, stating, “It’s not the first time it’s been going on for years. It makes no difference to me that a group who think they are “enlightened” (or whatever they think they are) obviously feels threatened by the Kirk character. It’s a character from a 1960’s TV show- get over it.”
    William Shatner ATTACKS woke LANGUAGE POLICE as they CANCEL STAR TREK! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9Kr2j6cFqk On January 29, the 92-year-old Shatner sounded off regarding a woke EU “guide” that would banish words used in the early-days opening of the television series – a “guide” that suggests “phasering-out” lines such as, “To boldly go where no man has gone before!” Supplying screen-shots on X from the original Sun.co.uk article that tells readers about this EU language “tool kit,” Mr. Shatner took a low-key, sincere approach to the information he had read. And it’s information that easily could cause many sensible people a lot of vexation. Paramount is avoiding using or featuring in any way their most ICONIC character, William Shatner's Capitan Kirk! William Shatner took shots at Paramount over the handling of the Star Trek franchise and the erasure of the most beloved character in Star Trek history, Captain Kirk. Prompted by a question from X user Herostraous, asking, “But will we ever see Captain Kirk again?” William Shatner took a recent Paramount+ Star Trek Originals promotional image, with a poster with every captain from every Star Trek show on the image, but oddly, Captain Kirk is missing. William Shatner wrote along with the image, “All you have to do is look at the Paramount+ graphics to answer that question.” His answer sparked outrage from fans, chief among them pop culture experts Nerdrotic, Doomcock, and The Critical Drinker. Nerdrotic posted, “This is a crime against Star Trek.” Doomock said, “This is a travesty. Captain Kirk is the heart of Star Trek and without Captain Kirk, the whole thing is a SHAM. God bless #WilliamShatner and the immortal character he created. My childhood hero. Thank you for all the joy you brought me, Bill. You’re the best.” However, the discussion didn’t stop there as another fan asked William Shatner, “Has anyone at Paramount come out with an official explanation for this MASSIVE FLUB?” Shatner replied once more, taking more shots at Paramount over their handling of the series, stating, “It’s not the first time it’s been going on for years. It makes no difference to me that a group who think they are “enlightened” (or whatever they think they are) obviously feels threatened by the Kirk character. It’s a character from a 1960’s TV show- get over it.”
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  • Strange! Fani Willis Lover Nathan Wade’s Live CNN Interview Interrupted By Handler

    https://www.infowars.com/posts/strange-fani-willis-lover-nathan-wades-live-cnn-interview-interrupted-by-handler/
    Strange! Fani Willis Lover Nathan Wade’s Live CNN Interview Interrupted By Handler https://www.infowars.com/posts/strange-fani-willis-lover-nathan-wades-live-cnn-interview-interrupted-by-handler/
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  • https://www.christianpost.com/news/why-is-it-wrong-to-say-love-is-love-apologist-explains.html
    https://www.christianpost.com/news/why-is-it-wrong-to-say-love-is-love-apologist-explains.html
    WWW.CHRISTIANPOST.COM
    Why is it wrong to say 'love is love'?: Christian apologist explains
    What s wrong with the mantra love is love, and why does it go against God s design for relationships
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  • Alexandra Pelosi Explaining The Need For The Psyop That’s About To Be Unleashed Against The American People

    Nancy Pelosi's Daughter Is Talking About The Importance Of 24/7 Media Lies To Push A False Narrative About January 6th. She CLEARLY States There Was “No Insurrection, No Plan, No Guns,” They Then Pushed The Lie. This Is Literal Treason Caught On Camera

    “Well, the reason, see, I think time is gonna remember January 6th differently. Right now people are still in the heat of them. There's two things. Media needs stuff to fill. I mean, if you watch TV on January 6th, it's like, January 6th, 24-7. As time goes on, it's gonna be less, and as, so I think also people are gonna lose their office, the jobs, the people that were there will lose their jobs. It's not gonna mean anything if you weren't even there. I know, we need like a word.

    No, it's not. Okay, I... Thank you for your time. Listen, I really... I know you're not the bad guy. I mean, if there is... I haven't found the bad guy yet. But if there is, I know you're not the bad guy. The guy with the outfit, he's like a stereotypical bad guy. But the thing... Why I ask you the question of like, So what was the plan? If there was an interaction...

    You were supposed to be in line marching. You were in the military, you know this. You were supposed to have a plan. Exactly, you sit down overnight with your soldiers, you go over, all right, you're gonna go here, you're gonna go in by this side. At this time, we're gonna take over this. There was none of that. It's a sorry insurrection in the 20th, 21st century ever. No guns, no land, people taking cells. A guy smoking pot.

    I love the guy. Yeah, I like that. Well, we did that. We just went to New Hampshire last week for the guy that just was drinking beer. My favorite guy.”
    https://x.com/WallStreetApes/status/1726308628221874546
    Alexandra Pelosi Explaining The Need For The Psyop That’s About To Be Unleashed Against The American People Nancy Pelosi's Daughter Is Talking About The Importance Of 24/7 Media Lies To Push A False Narrative About January 6th. She CLEARLY States There Was “No Insurrection, No Plan, No Guns,” They Then Pushed The Lie. This Is Literal Treason Caught On Camera “Well, the reason, see, I think time is gonna remember January 6th differently. Right now people are still in the heat of them. There's two things. Media needs stuff to fill. I mean, if you watch TV on January 6th, it's like, January 6th, 24-7. As time goes on, it's gonna be less, and as, so I think also people are gonna lose their office, the jobs, the people that were there will lose their jobs. It's not gonna mean anything if you weren't even there. I know, we need like a word. No, it's not. Okay, I... Thank you for your time. Listen, I really... I know you're not the bad guy. I mean, if there is... I haven't found the bad guy yet. But if there is, I know you're not the bad guy. The guy with the outfit, he's like a stereotypical bad guy. But the thing... Why I ask you the question of like, So what was the plan? If there was an interaction... You were supposed to be in line marching. You were in the military, you know this. You were supposed to have a plan. Exactly, you sit down overnight with your soldiers, you go over, all right, you're gonna go here, you're gonna go in by this side. At this time, we're gonna take over this. There was none of that. It's a sorry insurrection in the 20th, 21st century ever. No guns, no land, people taking cells. A guy smoking pot. I love the guy. Yeah, I like that. Well, we did that. We just went to New Hampshire last week for the guy that just was drinking beer. My favorite guy.” https://x.com/WallStreetApes/status/1726308628221874546
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  • ‘I Love Biden! Biden Helped Us!’: Illegal Alien Praises Joe Biden for Facilitating Open Border https://www.infowars.com/posts/i-love-biden-biden-helped-us-illegal-alien-praises-joe-biden-for-facilitating-open-border/
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  • https://thepeoplesvoice.tv/japanese-leader-apologizes-to-the-unvaccinated-you-were-right-vaccines-are-killing-millions-of-our-loved-ones/
    https://thepeoplesvoice.tv/japanese-leader-apologizes-to-the-unvaccinated-you-were-right-vaccines-are-killing-millions-of-our-loved-ones/
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    Japanese Leader Apologizes to the Unvaccinated: ‘You Were Right, Vaccines Are Killing Millions of Our Loved Ones’
    Kazuhiro Haraguchi, the former Japanese Minister for Internal Affairs, has become the first major politician to apologize to the unvaccinated for the tsunami of deaths occuring among the vaccinated population.
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  • Dana White: Take any of the greatest fighters of all time—Trump is #1. The most resilient human being I've ever met.
    The one thing I can tell you—and this is a fact—this guy loves this country and he loves all Americans.
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