5 Bucks and a Hershey Bar
A young seminarian receives his first parish orders and reports to the Bishop.

The Bishop welcomes the seminarian and tells him his first week he will be in charge of the confessional.

The first visitor speaks to the seminarian and says, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned",
to which the seminarian replied, "What sin did you commit, my son?"

"I masturbated" is his reply, to which the seminarian responds, "Wash your hands in Holy Water, say three Hail Marys and never sin again."

The next visitor is a Nun. She tells the seminarian, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned", to which the seminarian replies, "What sin did you commit, sister?", to which she replies, "I bumped against a man in a crowd and he had an erection and my hand brushed against it."

The seminarian replied, "This was surely not your fault, but if it makes you feel better, wash your hand in Holy Water and say 3 Hail Marys and be careful not to let it happen again."

The next visitor is a gorgeous buxom blonde who tells the seminarian, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned" to which the seminarian replies, "What sin did you commit, my child?"

She replies, "I gave a man a blow job and he wasn't my husband." Perplexed, the seminarian can't remember what the penance is for that sin, and cannot find it in his book of penances. He looks out of the confessional booth for the Bishop, but he is nowhere in sight. About then an altar boy walks by and he grabs his arm and asks him quietly, "Have you got any idea what the Bishop gives for a blow job?" The altar boy replies, "Oh, that's an easy one. 5 bucks and a Hershey bar!"
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Slovakia before Austro-Hungarian Empire
- May 15, 2024
Before becoming part of the Austro-Hungarian Empire, the territory that is now Slovakia was historically part of various kingdoms and empires. Here's an overview of Slovakia's history before the Austro-Hungarian Empire:



Early History: The region of present-day Slovakia has been inhabited since ancient times. It was settled by Celtic tribes, followed by Germanic, Slavic, and later Hungarian peoples. The Slavic tribes that settled in the area eventually formed the foundation of what would become the Slovak nation.



Great Moravian Empire (9th-10th Century): In the 9th century, the territory of present-day Slovakia was part of the Great Moravian Empire, a Slavic state that played a crucial role in the history of the region. Great Moravia was a significant power in Central Europe and had a strong cultural and religious influence, especially through the work of Saints Cyril and Methodius, who introduced Christianity and the Old Church Slavonic language.



Kingdom of Hungary (11th Century): In the late 10th and early 11th centuries, the Kingdom of Hungary emerged and gradually extended its control over the territory of present-day Slovakia. The Hungarians, also known as Magyars, established their rule and exerted influence over the region for several centuries.



Part of the Hungarian Kingdom: Throughout the medieval period, Slovakia remained part of the Hungarian Kingdom. It was administered as part of the Kingdom's counties, with Hungarian nobility and feudal structures dominating political and economic life.



Part of the Habsburg Monarchy (16th-17th Century): Slovakia came under Habsburg (Austrian) rule during the early modern period. The Habsburgs gradually expanded their influence over Hungary and its territories, including Slovakia. The region experienced conflicts and upheavals, including the Ottoman wars and Reformation movements.



Habsburg Rule and Integration: By the 18th century, the Habsburg Monarchy consolidated control over Hungary and its territories, including Slovakia. The region became an integral part of the Habsburg Empire, which later transformed into the Austro-Hungarian Empire in 1867.



Industrialization and Modernization: During the 19th century, Slovakia underwent industrialization and economic development within the framework of the Austro-Hungarian Empire. The economy shifted from predominantly agricultural to industrial, with mining and manufacturing becoming important sectors.



It's important to note that the history of Slovakia is intertwined with that of neighboring regions and kingdoms, especially Hungary and the Czech lands. The transition from the medieval period to modern times saw significant political, cultural, and economic changes that shaped the identity of the Slovak people and their place within larger European contexts.

Stop being fucking skanks. The best birth control is abstinence. That's what my momma told me. She told me what I posted in the other posts. I learned that in my medical classes as well when I went to school for Medical Assisting. This goes for BOTH the left and the MAGAs who can't let Abortion go.

If ya can't afford the kid, you don't want the kid, don't have sex. Bottom line. Use your hand. Call Hanna and her five sisters. Rosie Palma. Watch some porn. Whatever. IDGAF. Don't make a kid you don't want, that means don't have sex. Simple right? Riiiight.

I don't buy the incest and the rape stories either. There is something called adoption. If the mother has every right to live, then so does that child.

The rate that America has abortion is among the highest in the world. It's Genocide.

Last year, as of one study, a median of close to 90,000 abortions were conducted in America. A genocide of the unborn. May god have mercy on our souls.

https://osf.io/qwxbs

#AllLivesMatter
#AbortionIsHomicide #WatchSomePornInstead

‘An Absolute Disaster’: CNN Panel Loses It Over Poll Showing Trump Trouncing Biden in Swing States https://www.infowars.com/posts/an-absolute-disaster-cnn-panel-loses-it-over-poll-showing-trump-trouncing-biden-in-swing-states/

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙞𝙜 𝙇𝙞𝙚𝙨!!
“On my watch, when we make promises, we keep them. And we leave no one behind.” —Joe Biden.

“The idea that we would cut off military aid to an ally [Israel] — our only true, true ally in the entire region — is absolutely preposterous. It’s just beyond my comprehension anyone would do that.” —Joe Biden in 2019

Everyone knows Speaker Johnson is just a congressional hall monitor. His job is to monitor the incineration of this country with just enough outrage to make us think he might actually, maybe, really, soon, do something.
Really!!.
But in the meantime, if you want to know what the problem is, Speaker Johnson, and all his GOP flying monkeys can “outline” the problem. They can see there's a cavity there. They don’t dare use the sharp instruments to do anything meaningful about it, but they’re aware of it, by golly.
The country is incinerating and these clowns are wondering if it’s hot in here. “Norms and institutions” are being violated, weaponized, transmogrified, and this president is (actually) doing things the last guy was (wrongly and absurdly) impeached for, and what’s Speaker Johnson doing?
All this monitoring is exhausting. Sh-t’s going sideways everywhere.
https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2024/05/congressional_hall_monitors.html

Gorilla ‘Little Joe’ Dies Suddenly of Heart Attack at St. Louis Zoo Where Animals Received 2 Covid Jabs

https://www.infowars.com/posts/gorilla-little-joe-dies-suddenly-of-heart-attack-at-st-louis-zoo-where-animals-received-2-covid-jabs/