Subject: Just Passing These On... BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE PUPPIES
 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
 Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
 Must sell washer and dryer £100. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE Worn once by mistake.
 Call Stephanie. **** And the WINNER is.... **** FOR SALE BY OWNER.
 Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. 
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything. Statement of the Century Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly. "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?" 
Children Are Quick 
___________________________ TEACHER: Why are you late? STUDENT: Class started before I got here. 
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 TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
 JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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 TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
 GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
 TEACHER: No, that's wrong
. GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
 (I Love this child) 
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 TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
 DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
 TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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 TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
 WINNIE: Me!
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 TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 
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 TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
 LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ___________________________
 TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
 SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook. 
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 TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
 CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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 TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
 HAROLD: A teacher

Vaccine-Injured Pharmacist Breaks Down Into Tears Testifying Before Ohio State Senate This is absolutely heartbreaking. “I was a father, a husband, a pharmacist, and a healthy person prior FIRST of all..... Nobody can "force you" to do anything! YOU always have a choice! Now that "choice" may lead to you losing a job... It may even lead to you living to see a ripe old age! You CANNOT allow a system of UNLAWFUL "Maritime Admiralty Law" instituted and controlled by #Luciferian scumbag #BANKERS to rule your life! YOU must make the CHOICE to step out of the #Jurisdiction of this complete and total #Fraud of a system, which is based in coercion, lies, and deception! And step back into COMMON LAW where ALL MEN & WOMEN belong! These BANKER scumbags, with the help of their "#Corporation of the United States" friends have committed FRAUD against every American! The FRAUD started with your BERTH CERTIFICATE (I spelled it correctly) Your "birth certificate" is actually a BERTH CERTIFICATE because it "docked" a legal fiction (Your all caps name) to the JURISDICTION of maritime admiralty law! It turned that legal fiction into PROPERTY OF THE CORPORATION OF THE UNITED STATES Then the #Criminals spent the next 18 years of your life convincing YOU (A MAN or a WOMAN) to "represent" the legal fiction, and to believe that the "legal fiction," created and owned by a CORPORATION, is YOU! It's NOT you! It's a FRAUD based crime committed by EVIL men YOU need to learn how to step out of the JURISDICTION of their fraudulent "Maritime Admiralty Law" #Slave System, and back into COMMON LAW where all of mankind belong! THEN, we can try these criminals for their crimes, and EXECUTE them when found guilty! This would include ALL who participate in this FRAUD based system... The Politicians, Judges, Lawyers, Prosecutors, and #Police The very SAME "Policy Enforcing" police who tried to force YOU to comply with the unlawful, unconstitutional "Stay at Home" orders AND business closures! These were ALL crimes against humanity! And ANYONE who helped to implement or enforce them is a criminal https://ugetube.com/watch/vaccine-injured-pharmacist-breaks-down-into-tears-testifying-before-ohio-state-senate-this-is-absolu_8XRZ4fjVqSzV7vJ.html

Gonzalo Lira Exposes Victoria Nuland Gonzalo Ángel Quintilio Lira López ([ɣonˈsalo ˈaŋxel kinˈtiljo ˈlira ˈlopes], February 29, 1968 – January 12, 2024) was a Chilean-American novelist, filmmaker, commentator and self-styled dating coach. He was involved in the manosphere, posting anti-feminist content under the name Coach Red Pill. As a resident of Kharkiv, Ukraine, he vlogged about the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine and was described as spreading Russian disinformation and propaganda. In April 2022, Lira briefly disappeared and claimed to have been detained by the Security Service of Ukraine (SBU). In May 2023 Lira was arrested and charged with producing and publishing material that attempted to justify the ongoing Russian invasion, which is illegal under Ukrainian law. Lira was released on bail, but attempted to flee the country. He was arrested again for violating his bail conditions, and reportedly died of pneumonia in custody on January 12, 2024. It doesn't take a great deal of intelligence to figure out the real cause of death was politically motivated assassination at the behest of Victoria Nuland and her Deep State cronies. To understand Victoria Nuland and her passionate hate against Russia watch this revealing video by Gonzalo Lira, a US citizen who recently died in custody in Ukraine for exposing the lies and motives of those who abused Ukraine as a proxy against Russia. Victoria Nuland, the Undersecretary of State for Political Affairs in the Biden government, was formerly Assistant Secretary of State for European and Eurasian Affairs when Obama was in power. Victoria Nuland, of course, is known for her role in the 2014 coup in Ukraine, and was recently in the news for her embarrassing gaffe over American-funded bioresearch labs in Ukraine. The video by Gonzalo Lira is revealing, because Victoria Nuland has ethnic Russian origins. Why would she be working so hard against her native country then? Put simply, it's revenge. But importantly, the video is about three different people from three consecutive generations of Russians who were motivated by revenge against the government or even the common people of Russia, because of what had been done to their families at the beginning of the twentieth century. https://rumble.com/v4ht4nu-gonzalo-lira-exposes-victoria-nuland-and-the-deep-state.html

THE CIA IS AS EVIL AS THE DAY IS LONG The #CIA is a #Criminal organization... Just like ALL "government" is #Evil people created this thing we call "government," which is actually a corporation, for ONE REASON... So that when these people are caught for their heinous #Crimes, it's the CRIMINALS who are "catching" themselves! They created "government" to ensure that they never face the punishment THEY DESERVE! EVERY JUDGE / PROSECUTOR / POLICE OFFICER / Senator / Congressman etc...... are nothing more than criminals putting on an act, as they commit crimes right under your noses! These people have KEPT YOU OUT OF THE PROCESS OF JUSTICE! This way... THE CRIMINALS THEMSELVES get to pass judgement on THEMSELVES! Government is nothing more than highly organized CRIME! And it's about time people WAKE UP to this FACT! https://www.bitchute.com/video/C06i89FxeNwT/

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Meet Polk County Florida Sheriff Grady Judd. Polk County Florida Sheriff : "You kill a policeman it means no arrest...no Miranda rights...no negotiations...nothing but as many bullets as we can shoot into you...PERIOD." A man in Polk County , Florida , who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop, ended up "executing" the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A state-wide manhunt ensued. The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area. As soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him. They hit the guy 68 times. Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor, undocumented immigrant 68 times. Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: "Because that's all the ammunition we had." Now, is that just about the all-time greatest answer or what! The Coroner also reported that the man died of natural causes. When asked by a reporter how that could be, since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body, he simply replied: (BEST QUOTE ever) . . .."When you are shot 68 times you are naturally gonna die." https://imgflip.com/i/8tzysc

The desperation of Macron's voters is priceless. They seem retarded, like their boss. https://www.usasupreme.com/liberal-heads-explode-watch-this-video-from-last-night-in-france-looks-very-similar-to-when-trump-beat-hillary/

Milei is standing back as if a bolt of lightning is gonna strike he is like "Dude back up! Can anyone else guess what Milei was thinking when he saw this? https://www.rightjournalism.com/close-up-video-mileis-reaction-to-biden-getting-too-close-to-the-pope-is-incredible-meloni-isnt-much-better/

GOOD MORNING FRIENDS AND FOLLOWERS: TODAY IS MY SECOND DAY OF USING MY NEW MORE PROFESSIONAL CUTTING AND EDITING SOFTWARE AND I THINK IT'S A BLESSING. AT THE LAST MINUTE THIS MORNING I MADE A CHANGE IN PLANS AND I'M POSTING THIS BREAKING NEWS OF ALEX JONES SPEAKING TO THE PRESS OUTSIDE THE FEDERAL COURTROOM IN HOUSTON THAT WILL DECIDE IF HIS MEDIA COMPANY, INCLUDING STUDIOS AND EQUIPMENT WILL BE CONFISCATED AND SHUT DOWN FOREVER. THIS IS ANOTHER CHAPTER OF THE WITCH HUNT AGAINST PRESIDENT TRUMP THAT WANTS TO PUT TRUMP IN JAIL, HAS PETER NAVARRO IN FEDERAL PRISON, HAS ORDERED STEVE BANNON TO REPORT TO PRISON ON JULY 1st, HAS JAILED COUNTLESS INNOCENT PEOPLE WHO WERE IN THE CAPITOL OR NEAR THE CAPITOL ON JANUARY 6/2021 UNARMED, JUST PROTESTING WITH SIGNS OR FLAGS AND WANTS TO SILENCE DISSENTING VOICES, INCLUDING ALEX JONES'. AS OF NOW, WHEN I'M POSTING THIS, I THINK ALEX JONES HAS WON A SMALL BATTLE IN THE WAR AGAINST HIM AND INFOWARS. LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WEEK AND BEYOND.

TO BIG TO STEAL... Remember when Biden told us he was going to steal the election before he stole the election?