🦅🇺🇸 BREAKING: The Great Wall of America! So, we’re still debating about borders? I mean, if we can build a multi-billion dollar theme park based on a mouse, can we not invest in a wall that doesn’t need a roller coaster to keep people out? 🎢 Dear Congress, how about we turn the border into a historic landmark? It could be called "The Great Wall of America!" Let's slap on some neon lights, a couple of souvenir shops, and make it a tourist destination! People will come from all over to see the wall… and then turn around and head back home! Just think about it: “Border Security” could be the next big attraction! Who’s with me? 🤔 #BorderWall #MakeAmericaSecureAgain #TouristTrapOrNot