• Actual Customer Review From a Man on Amazon UK After Using Veet Hair Removal Cream for Men

    After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.
    (Sounds kind of gay to me.)

    Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.

    I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types. Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

    I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

    At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

    Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two vegetables.

    Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.

    Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

    I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid off and positioned it under me.

    The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.

    I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open, trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

    This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.

    This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

    The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

    Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering arhhh ooooohhh that feels good ahhh!

    Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in, it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

    I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status, so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect!
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    Actual Customer Review From a Man on Amazon UK After Using Veet Hair Removal Cream for Men After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. (Sounds kind of gay to me.) Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat. I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types. Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two vegetables. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open, trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering arhhh ooooohhh that feels good ahhh! Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in, it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status, so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect! https://imgflip.com/i/8q0hs3
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  • Jesus replied, "Very truly I tell you, no one can see the Kingdom of God unless they are born again". John 3:3
    https://youtu.be/4hW3Oz7d8TI?si=zRPhq05aFEYVsGv2
    Jesus replied, "Very truly I tell you, no one can see the Kingdom of God unless they are born again". John 3:3 https://youtu.be/4hW3Oz7d8TI?si=zRPhq05aFEYVsGv2
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  • Teens Threaten Police and Face the Consequences
    1,987,099 views Feb 16, 2024

    On August 26, 2023 in Florida, officers responded to a call from an apartment complex regarding gunshots being heard. When they arrived, they quickly located three silver 40mm casings on the pavement. As they continued their investigation, they encountered a group of individuals in front of one of the apartment buildings and asked if they had heard anything. The individuals became hostile and started harassing and threatening the officers. This is body-cam footage of the events that followed.

    Footage on Body Cam Watch is for educational purposes only. All information has been supplied by local law enforcement agencies and is considered by law to be public information. The subjects in these videos are to be presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. Body-worn camera footage has been edited for length and in accordance with YouTube community guidelines while maintaining a journalistic focus.
    https://youtu.be/ASM_tKiqbBU?si=FBOffVlWOUO6SZug
    Teens Threaten Police and Face the Consequences 1,987,099 views Feb 16, 2024 On August 26, 2023 in Florida, officers responded to a call from an apartment complex regarding gunshots being heard. When they arrived, they quickly located three silver 40mm casings on the pavement. As they continued their investigation, they encountered a group of individuals in front of one of the apartment buildings and asked if they had heard anything. The individuals became hostile and started harassing and threatening the officers. This is body-cam footage of the events that followed. Footage on Body Cam Watch is for educational purposes only. All information has been supplied by local law enforcement agencies and is considered by law to be public information. The subjects in these videos are to be presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. Body-worn camera footage has been edited for length and in accordance with YouTube community guidelines while maintaining a journalistic focus. https://youtu.be/ASM_tKiqbBU?si=FBOffVlWOUO6SZug
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  • Ah-ha! Your Alien Dark Cat, has solved the centuries old Jack The Ripper case! Jack the Ripper is none other than Charles Cross! This asshole is the only one we know for certain who lied to the cops.

    I have no idea WHY police cleared him. He should've never been cleared.

    https://www.jack-the-ripper.org/charles-cross.htm
    Ah-ha! Your Alien Dark Cat, has solved the centuries old Jack The Ripper case! Jack the Ripper is none other than Charles Cross! This asshole is the only one we know for certain who lied to the cops. I have no idea WHY police cleared him. He should've never been cleared. https://www.jack-the-ripper.org/charles-cross.htm
    Charles Cross, real name Charles Lechmere, has now joined the ranks of Jack the Ripper suspects.
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  • TODAY'S VIDEO: THE GOVERNMENT LIED TO US, THE mRNA "COVID VACCINES" WERE REALLY CANCER CAUSING BIO-WEAPONS - LINK TO WATCH THE VIDEO---> https://pomf2.lain.la/f/424c1hmr.mp4
    TODAY'S VIDEO: THE GOVERNMENT LIED TO US, THE mRNA "COVID VACCINES" WERE REALLY CANCER CAUSING BIO-WEAPONS - LINK TO WATCH THE VIDEO---> https://pomf2.lain.la/f/424c1hmr.mp4
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  • BIDEN IS LETTING ALL THE BIG DRUG DEALERS OUT SO THAT THEY CAN KEEP YOUR KIDS SUPPLIED WITH DRUGS...
    Joe Biden Grants Clemency to 16 Criminals, Here’s the Full List...
    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/04/joe-biden-grants-clemency-16-criminals-heres-full/
    BIDEN IS LETTING ALL THE BIG DRUG DEALERS OUT SO THAT THEY CAN KEEP YOUR KIDS SUPPLIED WITH DRUGS... Joe Biden Grants Clemency to 16 Criminals, Here’s the Full List... https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/04/joe-biden-grants-clemency-16-criminals-heres-full/
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    Joe Biden Grants Clemency to 16 Criminals, Here's the Full List | The Gateway Pundit | by Anthony Scott
    Joe Biden granted clemency to 16 criminals on Wednesday, with 11 individuals being granted pardons and five commutations.
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  • Watch: J6 Prisoner Says Suspected Provocateur Ray Epps LIED To FBI In Leaked Phone Call https://www.infowars.com/posts/watch-j6-prisoner-says-suspected-provocateur-ray-epps-lied-to-fbi-in-leaked-phone-call/
    Watch: J6 Prisoner Says Suspected Provocateur Ray Epps LIED To FBI In Leaked Phone Call https://www.infowars.com/posts/watch-j6-prisoner-says-suspected-provocateur-ray-epps-lied-to-fbi-in-leaked-phone-call/
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  • College Liberals: Hypocrisy on Display
    A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be very liberal, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in favor of higher taxes to support more government programs, in other words redistribution of wealth.

    She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch conservative, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his.

    One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the need for more government programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she was doing in school.

    Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend, and didn't really have many college friends because she spent all her time studying.

    Her father listened and then asked, "How is your friend Audrey doing?" She replied, "Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy classes, she never studies and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She's always invited to all the parties and lots of times she doesn't even show up for classes because she's too hung over."

    Her father asked his daughter, "Why don't you go to the Dean's office and ask him to deduct 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA."

    The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily fired back, "That's a crazy idea, how would that be fair! I've worked really hard for my grades! I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail off!"

    The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, "Welcome to the conservative side of the fence."

    If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

    If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.

    If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

    If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.

    If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

    If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

    If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

    If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and Jesus silenced.

    If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

    If a conservative reads this, he'll repost it or share it. A liberal will delete it because he's "offended."
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    College Liberals: Hypocrisy on Display A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be very liberal, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in favor of higher taxes to support more government programs, in other words redistribution of wealth. She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch conservative, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his. One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the need for more government programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she was doing in school. Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend, and didn't really have many college friends because she spent all her time studying. Her father listened and then asked, "How is your friend Audrey doing?" She replied, "Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy classes, she never studies and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She's always invited to all the parties and lots of times she doesn't even show up for classes because she's too hung over." Her father asked his daughter, "Why don't you go to the Dean's office and ask him to deduct 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA." The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily fired back, "That's a crazy idea, how would that be fair! I've worked really hard for my grades! I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail off!" The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, "Welcome to the conservative side of the fence." If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test! If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him. If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down. If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and Jesus silenced. If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his. If a conservative reads this, he'll repost it or share it. A liberal will delete it because he's "offended." https://imgflip.com/i/8o4vys
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  • Useful Idiots
    There's something odd about those campus tent encampments. Almost all the tents are identical - same design, same size, same fresh-out-of-the-box appearance.

    Which suggests that rather than an organic process, whereby students would bring a variety of individual tents, someone or some organization has supplied them and organized the event.

    I think it would be instructive if we can determine who that someone is. As IF we don't know it is most likely Nazi/Communist collaborator George Soros!

    Because rather than spontaneous demonstrations, these are choreographed events by hidden actors - and the students, sincere though they may be, are merely manipulated props. (Useful Idiots)
    Useful Idiots There's something odd about those campus tent encampments. Almost all the tents are identical - same design, same size, same fresh-out-of-the-box appearance. Which suggests that rather than an organic process, whereby students would bring a variety of individual tents, someone or some organization has supplied them and organized the event. I think it would be instructive if we can determine who that someone is. As IF we don't know it is most likely Nazi/Communist collaborator George Soros! Because rather than spontaneous demonstrations, these are choreographed events by hidden actors - and the students, sincere though they may be, are merely manipulated props. (Useful Idiots)
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  • You've been lied to since Generation X.
    Marxists have been propagandizing our childrens' history lessons since the 1960's. It is all about their agenda to destroy America from within. All you need do is look at the current generation of kids who cannot grasp their gender when all they need to do is look in their panties. Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina. You cannot change your DNA, only your appearance. Ask any Rottweiler. If you were born a male, you're ALWAYS gonna smell like balls, regardless of what you look like physically externally.
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    You've been lied to since Generation X. Marxists have been propagandizing our childrens' history lessons since the 1960's. It is all about their agenda to destroy America from within. All you need do is look at the current generation of kids who cannot grasp their gender when all they need to do is look in their panties. Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina. You cannot change your DNA, only your appearance. Ask any Rottweiler. If you were born a male, you're ALWAYS gonna smell like balls, regardless of what you look like physically externally. https://imgflip.com/i/8nszq0
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