• Actual Customer Review From a Man on Amazon UK After Using Veet Hair Removal Cream for Men

    After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.
    (Sounds kind of gay to me.)

    Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.

    I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types. Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

    I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

    At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

    Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two vegetables.

    Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.

    Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

    I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid off and positioned it under me.

    The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.

    I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open, trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

    This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.

    This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

    The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

    Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering arhhh ooooohhh that feels good ahhh!

    Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in, it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

    I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status, so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect!
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    Actual Customer Review From a Man on Amazon UK After Using Veet Hair Removal Cream for Men After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. (Sounds kind of gay to me.) Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat. I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types. Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two vegetables. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open, trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering arhhh ooooohhh that feels good ahhh! Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in, it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status, so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect! https://imgflip.com/i/8q0hs3
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  • Pray For the Peace of Jerusalem
    Go ahead pro-Palestinian protesters, just keep on pushing your luck with God if that's what rocks your boat. We will see in time how that works out for you. Me, I've got the good sense God gave me not to cross Him up. There's a hell full of smelly stink, intense violence and noise, and no water in your future. If that's what you want, go for it. Eternity is forever. It's not my job to stop you. I will just stand back and get the last laugh watching you destroy yourselves. Good Morning dear patriots, the peace of Jesus Christ be with all y'all, Amen. We will now stand and say the pledge. "I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."
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    Pray For the Peace of Jerusalem Go ahead pro-Palestinian protesters, just keep on pushing your luck with God if that's what rocks your boat. We will see in time how that works out for you. Me, I've got the good sense God gave me not to cross Him up. There's a hell full of smelly stink, intense violence and noise, and no water in your future. If that's what you want, go for it. Eternity is forever. It's not my job to stop you. I will just stand back and get the last laugh watching you destroy yourselves. Good Morning dear patriots, the peace of Jesus Christ be with all y'all, Amen. We will now stand and say the pledge. "I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all." 🦅🗽🇺🇸✝🇺🇸✝🇺🇸 🗽🦅 https://imgflip.com/i/8o52v9
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  • The Orion constellation is one of the most recognizable and striking formations in the night sky
    The Orion constellation is one of the most recognizable and striking formations in the night sky. It's visible from both hemispheres and is especially prominent during the winter months in the northern hemisphere. Here's a description of the Orion constellation against the backdrop of the moon:

    Imagine a crisp, clear night sky where the moon hangs like a glowing orb, casting its gentle light across the darkness. Against this celestial canvas, the constellation Orion stands out boldly. At the center of Orion is a distinctive arrangement of stars that form the shape of a hunter, with his belt of three bright stars clearly visible. These stars are Alnitak, Alnilam, and Mintaka.

    To the upper left of Orion's belt, a brilliant blue-white star shines intensely; this is Rigel, one of the brightest stars in the night sky. Opposite Rigel, to the lower right of the belt, another bright star, Betelgeuse, glows with a reddish hue, adding to the constellation's dramatic appearance.

    Stretching out from Orion's belt are his arms, marked by lines of stars, and his legs, defined by another line of stars. The entire constellation seems to come alive against the backdrop of the moon's gentle glow, appearing as if the hunter is poised and ready to chase his prey across the heavens.

    The moon, with its serene presence, provides a stunning contrast to the sharp, defined lines of the constellation, enhancing the beauty of the celestial scene. Together, the Orion constellation and the moon create a mesmerizing spectacle that inspires awe and wonder in all who gaze upon it.


    The Orion constellation is one of the most recognizable and striking formations in the night sky The Orion constellation is one of the most recognizable and striking formations in the night sky. It's visible from both hemispheres and is especially prominent during the winter months in the northern hemisphere. Here's a description of the Orion constellation against the backdrop of the moon: Imagine a crisp, clear night sky where the moon hangs like a glowing orb, casting its gentle light across the darkness. Against this celestial canvas, the constellation Orion stands out boldly. At the center of Orion is a distinctive arrangement of stars that form the shape of a hunter, with his belt of three bright stars clearly visible. These stars are Alnitak, Alnilam, and Mintaka. To the upper left of Orion's belt, a brilliant blue-white star shines intensely; this is Rigel, one of the brightest stars in the night sky. Opposite Rigel, to the lower right of the belt, another bright star, Betelgeuse, glows with a reddish hue, adding to the constellation's dramatic appearance. Stretching out from Orion's belt are his arms, marked by lines of stars, and his legs, defined by another line of stars. The entire constellation seems to come alive against the backdrop of the moon's gentle glow, appearing as if the hunter is poised and ready to chase his prey across the heavens. The moon, with its serene presence, provides a stunning contrast to the sharp, defined lines of the constellation, enhancing the beauty of the celestial scene. Together, the Orion constellation and the moon create a mesmerizing spectacle that inspires awe and wonder in all who gaze upon it.
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  • Like most galaxies, the Milky Way harbors a supermassive Quasars, Stars remnants, and Missing Red Giants
    Stellar remnants, and Missing Red Giants in the galactic center are fascinating and dynamic events. In the space, which is densely populated with stars, the gravitational forces are incredibly strong, leading to close encounters and occasional explosion of stars.

    Massive stars in the galactic center are particularly prone the intense gravitational forces they experience. When these massive stars collide, the result can be the formation of even more massive stars, or sometimes, the formation of exotic objects such as Quasars or neutron stars.

    One intriguing aspect of stellar collisions in the galactic center is the production of collision remnants. These remnants can include unusual stellar objects like blue stragglers, which are stars that appear younger and bluer than their surroundings due to the merger of two or more stars , as massive stars can produce exotic phenomena such as X-ray binaries. The X-rays are produced by matter falling from one component, called the donor (usually a relatively normal star), where a compact object like a neutron star matter from a companion star.

    One puzzling observation in the galactic center is the apparent absence of red giants. Red giants are typically abundant in older stellar populations, but their numbers seem to be significantly lower in the galactic center. One possible explanation for this discrepancy is that red giants in the galactic center may be disrupted or destroyed by interactions with other stars, such as close encounters or collisions.

    Studying stellar remnants in the galactic center can provide valuable insights into the dynamics of dense stellar environments, the formation and evolution of massive stars, and the properties of exotic objects like neutron stars. It's an research that continues to uncover new mysteries about the universe's most extreme environments.
    Like most galaxies, the Milky Way harbors a supermassive Quasars, Stars remnants, and Missing Red Giants Stellar remnants, and Missing Red Giants in the galactic center are fascinating and dynamic events. In the space, which is densely populated with stars, the gravitational forces are incredibly strong, leading to close encounters and occasional explosion of stars. Massive stars in the galactic center are particularly prone the intense gravitational forces they experience. When these massive stars collide, the result can be the formation of even more massive stars, or sometimes, the formation of exotic objects such as Quasars or neutron stars. One intriguing aspect of stellar collisions in the galactic center is the production of collision remnants. These remnants can include unusual stellar objects like blue stragglers, which are stars that appear younger and bluer than their surroundings due to the merger of two or more stars , as massive stars can produce exotic phenomena such as X-ray binaries. The X-rays are produced by matter falling from one component, called the donor (usually a relatively normal star), where a compact object like a neutron star matter from a companion star. One puzzling observation in the galactic center is the apparent absence of red giants. Red giants are typically abundant in older stellar populations, but their numbers seem to be significantly lower in the galactic center. One possible explanation for this discrepancy is that red giants in the galactic center may be disrupted or destroyed by interactions with other stars, such as close encounters or collisions. Studying stellar remnants in the galactic center can provide valuable insights into the dynamics of dense stellar environments, the formation and evolution of massive stars, and the properties of exotic objects like neutron stars. It's an research that continues to uncover new mysteries about the universe's most extreme environments.
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  • Clinically DEAD Woman Shown How Bible Is WRONG! INTENSE Near Death Experience (NDE) | Betty Eadie

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaEojBDSVVc
    Clinically DEAD Woman Shown How Bible Is WRONG! INTENSE Near Death Experience (NDE) | Betty Eadie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaEojBDSVVc
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  • PROFOUND KNOWLEDGE
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    Matching reality scientifically (objectively) is predicated on a process for efficient coordination grounded in the whole human organism as the embodiment of an integrated thought, because it isn’t possible for diverse individuals to agree without overcoming internal external contradiction of magical superstitious thinking which destroys human-centric problem solving.

    So to fast track profound knowledge it’s necessary to first establish the mind in the physical foundation with recovery-based eXPlusO2 oxygen intensification exercise to alkalize the typical acidification of intense activity (and is required to unify all the different parts of a complete thought).
    PROFOUND KNOWLEDGE http://metatalknews.com/unfettered-expression-chromosomal Matching reality scientifically (objectively) is predicated on a process for efficient coordination grounded in the whole human organism as the embodiment of an integrated thought, because it isn’t possible for diverse individuals to agree without overcoming internal external contradiction of magical superstitious thinking which destroys human-centric problem solving. So to fast track profound knowledge it’s necessary to first establish the mind in the physical foundation with recovery-based eXPlusO2 oxygen intensification exercise to alkalize the typical acidification of intense activity (and is required to unify all the different parts of a complete thought).
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  • PROFOUND KNOWLEDGE
    http://metatalknews.com/unfettered-expression-chromosomal

    Matching reality scientifically (objectively) is predicated on a process for efficient coordination grounded in the whole human organism as the embodiment of an integrated thought, because it isn’t possible for diverse individuals to agree without overcoming internal external contradiction of magical superstitious thinking which destroys human-centric problem solving.

    So to fast track profound knowledge it’s necessary to first establish the mind in the physical foundation with recovery-based eXPlusO2 oxygen intensification exercise to alkalize the typical acidification of intense activity (and is required to unify all the different parts of a complete thought).
    PROFOUND KNOWLEDGE http://metatalknews.com/unfettered-expression-chromosomal Matching reality scientifically (objectively) is predicated on a process for efficient coordination grounded in the whole human organism as the embodiment of an integrated thought, because it isn’t possible for diverse individuals to agree without overcoming internal external contradiction of magical superstitious thinking which destroys human-centric problem solving. So to fast track profound knowledge it’s necessary to first establish the mind in the physical foundation with recovery-based eXPlusO2 oxygen intensification exercise to alkalize the typical acidification of intense activity (and is required to unify all the different parts of a complete thought).
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  • Vietnam's President has resigned after just one year
    Vietnam's President has resigned after just one year in the job, state media announced Wednesday, 2024 March 20.

    This resignation comes amidst an intense anti-corruption campaign in Vietnam, with Thuong being the second president to resign in two years. His departure is seen as a worrying sign for political stability in the country, which plays a significant role in the region. Thuong's resignation follows rumors of his removal from office and occurs ahead of a special session of Vietnam's parliament focused on personnel matters
    Vietnam's President has resigned after just one year Vietnam's President has resigned after just one year in the job, state media announced Wednesday, 2024 March 20. This resignation comes amidst an intense anti-corruption campaign in Vietnam, with Thuong being the second president to resign in two years. His departure is seen as a worrying sign for political stability in the country, which plays a significant role in the region. Thuong's resignation follows rumors of his removal from office and occurs ahead of a special session of Vietnam's parliament focused on personnel matters
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  • https://rumble.com/v4bqai9-daily-dose-covid-shots-linked-to-autism-with-dr.-peterson-pierre.html
    A study from Turkey discovered that female rats injected with mRNA COVID-19 vaccines gave birth to offspring exhibiting symptoms of autism and lower neuronal counts in the brain. The peer-reviewed study analyzed the offspring of pregnant rats injected with Pfizer’s mRNA COVID-19 shots during gestation.
    This study evoked intense reactions from the scientific community. Radiologist and cancer researcher William Makis said, “It’s time to immediately halt COVID-19 mRNA vaccines and begin assessing the incalculable damage done to the next generation.”
    If your obstetrician recommends that you get the COVID “vaccine” to protect you and your baby, ask yourself two questions:
    Protect from what? You have a 99.997% chance of complete recovery from COVID.
    Do you really want to take the chance of putting your baby’s health at risk?
    https://rumble.com/v4bqai9-daily-dose-covid-shots-linked-to-autism-with-dr.-peterson-pierre.html A study from Turkey discovered that female rats injected with mRNA COVID-19 vaccines gave birth to offspring exhibiting symptoms of autism and lower neuronal counts in the brain. The peer-reviewed study analyzed the offspring of pregnant rats injected with Pfizer’s mRNA COVID-19 shots during gestation. This study evoked intense reactions from the scientific community. Radiologist and cancer researcher William Makis said, “It’s time to immediately halt COVID-19 mRNA vaccines and begin assessing the incalculable damage done to the next generation.” If your obstetrician recommends that you get the COVID “vaccine” to protect you and your baby, ask yourself two questions: Protect from what? You have a 99.997% chance of complete recovery from COVID. Do you really want to take the chance of putting your baby’s health at risk?
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  • President Donald Trump has faced intense criticism by Left wing Lunatics about suggestion that Russia could target NATO allies who have not fulfilled their financial commitments. Europe is Cheap and should pay for their own Wars. The Ukraine is Corrupt and Americans dont have the money to pay for this crap. The Creepy Joe White House has dismissed his comments as unhinged, while a former aide has cautioned that such a statement plays right into Putin's hands, potentially undermining NATO's cohesion and deterrence posture. Meanwhile, amidst this controversy, President Trump and Melania have reunited, diverting public attention to their personal reunion rather than focusing on the controversial remarks. This developing story reminds us of the ongoing debate surrounding Trump's approach to NATO, Russia, and the delicate alliance dynamics involved. Stay informed! #Trump #Russia #NATO #FJB
    President Donald Trump has faced intense criticism by Left wing Lunatics about suggestion that Russia could target NATO allies who have not fulfilled their financial commitments. Europe is Cheap and should pay for their own Wars. The Ukraine is Corrupt and Americans dont have the money to pay for this crap. The Creepy Joe White House has dismissed his comments as unhinged, while a former aide has cautioned that such a statement plays right into Putin's hands, potentially undermining NATO's cohesion and deterrence posture. Meanwhile, amidst this controversy, President Trump and Melania have reunited, diverting public attention to their personal reunion rather than focusing on the controversial remarks. This developing story reminds us of the ongoing debate surrounding Trump's approach to NATO, Russia, and the delicate alliance dynamics involved. Stay informed! #Trump #Russia #NATO #FJB
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