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Actual Customer Review From a Man on Amazon UK After Using Veet Hair Removal Cream for Men After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. (Sounds kind of gay to me.) Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat. I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types. Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two vegetables. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open, trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering arhhh ooooohhh that feels good ahhh! Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in, it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status, so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect! https://imgflip.com/i/8q0hs3

“Guns, Gays, #God ” and “Bitterly Clinging to #Guns and #Religion ” https://sonsoflibertymedia.com/guns-gays-god-and-bitterly-clinging-to-guns-and-religion/

...TRY SPELLING "SAGGIN" BACKWARDS!!!.. (JUST SAYING...)💩💥 [...NOBODY,..except another gay "prison bitch"!!] https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/161/140/590/original/df44d0ffce1a0062.png

Un-Informed Anti-Israel Protestors Have No Idea Gays Routinely Killed in Palestine. Just Listen... The hatred for Homosexuals in Gaza ranks close to the hatred of Jews. It's not just Hamas that engages in "Honor Killings" of gay people in "Palestine," but every day Palestinians do as well. In fact the punishment for being gay in Gaza is prison, torture and often death. Yet that doesn't stop the un-informed protest class of America to somehow back the Palestinians and Hamas at all cost. Even leftist members of the gay community seem to be all in for the destruction of Israel, and the love of the Palestinians. Their support stems from not only ignorance of what Sharia Law means for gays in Muslim areas, but an effort by the main stream media to cover up the sexual preference genocide going on inside Gaza. "Stinchfield" uncovered audio of Muslims in Gaza and the United States openly calling for the imprisonment and death of all gay people. This revelation buy some of the most left leaning members of the LGBTQ community seems to be a shocker. Wait until you hear the proof of this hatred and the surprise that follows, in their own words. https://rumble.com/v4s3zzx-un-informed-anti-israel-protestors-have-no-idea-gays-routinely-killed-in-pa.html

James O'Keefe is NOT the only Organization Using Grindr to Target Homosexual Federal Employees https://politiquerepublic.substack.com/p/james-okeefe-is-not-the-only-organization?publication_id=840660&post_id=144005909&isFreemail=true&r=emtnu&triedRedirect=true James O'Keefe is an infamous undercover journalist who uses Grindr, a gay dating app, to target powerful federal employees to expose malfeasance and wrongdoing in our government. Time and time again James demonstrates how easy it is to get government officials to reveal sensitive, confidential, and even classified information to a complete stranger in exchange for sex. Given the fact there are more than 300,000 gay men working in the federal government AND at least 60% of them have used Grindr, the app is a target rich environment for exploitation - there is little doubt it has been used by the Chinese Communist Party (CCP).

Basically what this meme means is you can't be a homosexual of any form and be a Christian. It is what it is. If you call yourself a gay Christian, you are an unrepentant faggot and there is no room in heaven for an abomination like you. God's rules, not mine. The Bible provides God’s blueprint for marriage and for His good gift of sex in Genesis 2:24. The gift is only to be enjoyed within a marriage between a man and a woman. There are no exceptions suggested, such as homosexual partnerships. From Genesis on, the Bible praises the marriage of a man and a woman, but it speaks only negatively of homosexual behavior whenever it is mentioned. The Old Testament states, “Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable” (Leviticus 18:22 and 20:13). The New Testament agrees, listing “homosexual offenders” among a list of people who “will not inherit the kingdom of God” unless they are cleansed through Christ (1 Corinthians 6:9-11). Other passages are Genesis, chapter 19; Romans 1:18-32; 1 Timothy 1:8-11; and Jude, verse 7. However, it is important to note that the Bible speaks only of homosexual behavior (which would include lust—choosing to fantasize about behavior), not unchosen feelings. God will not judge a Christian guilty for his or her involuntary feelings.

Watch: Bill Maher Blasts Hollywood Pedophilia, ‘Gay Agenda’ in Schools & Drag Queen Story Hour https://www.infowars.com/posts/watch-bill-maher-blasts-hollywood-pedophilia-lgbtq-agenda-in-schools-drag-queen-story-hour/

Excuse me, but we live in an age where everybody worries about offending everybody else. If my being outspoken about sexual immorality and gay issues offends someone, perhaps it will make them think? If they get offended, it is on them; because it is an abomination to God. Attention Groomers: They Don't Serve Breakfast in Hell! This is as much about the cover as it is about the song. Transgenderism is a mental illness, and if you support it you are enabling mental illness and satanic perversion! REPENT or go to hell. The choice is yours.

The great Transgender COVER-UP is now being EXPOSED! Lawsuits EXPLODING | Redacted w Natali Morris https://rumble.com/v4pp2tw-the-great-transgender-cover-up-is-now-being-exposed-lawsuits-exploding-reda.html Gay people are furious that transgender advocacy groups suppressed research showing that puberty blockers and cross-sex hormones are unproven, untested and may hurt and not help trans-identifying children and that most of them will end up perfectly normal gay people, not mutilated trans people. Is this the turning of the tide?